In the know in the know

[judge]

Why don't you go
And stick a pineapple wrong way up your bung hole
You tell us this this
You tell us that that
Go back to blades mad and chat that that chat
Bbbrrrraaaaappp !!!

 

[Lmaobob]

What?

 

[Bladesman]

What?

I think he starts drinking early on a Friday.

 

[judge]

The ITK rap
THE KIDS GET IT

 

[Minty]

It's a very very mad world

 

[GrayBlade]

Who dat den?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

About as funny as getting a Corbyn tatoo done on you're bellend.

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's reassuring to see that eloquence and articulation aren't the sole preserve of the well heeled and the gentry. I'll always support the lower classes in their attempt to end inequality and injustice, even if it's amongst themselves.

 

[derfblade]

It's reassuring to see that eloquence and articulation aren't the sole preserve of the well heeled and the gentry. I'll always support the lower classes in their attempt to end inequality and injustice, even if it's amongst themselves.

Fanks kiddo.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Fanks kiddo.

There's no need for thanks my man, regardless of colour, class, belief or disability, we're all brothers under the skin UTB

 

[Kev Gee]

What do you know pal?

 

[TJB.]

To the in-the-know, why you so judgemental?
That's why man say Judge is mental
Gentlemen chat, that's how ya get rumours
And a made up rumour equals humour

 

[judge]

Haters gone hate and players gone play
Except for ours cos they all gay
People can Diss
People can laugh
But in the knowers are stupid daft
Making up shit lasts for months
The player go's off to another club

 

[wizadry]

Haters gone hate and players gone play
Except for ours cos they all gay
People can Diss
People can laugh
But in the knowers are stupid daft
Making up shit lasts for months
The player go's off to another club

Where u herd dis pal. ?

 

[wizadry]

Why don't you go
And stick a pineapple wrong way up your bung hole
You tell us this this
You tell us that that
Go back to blades mad and chat that that chat
Bbbrrrraaaaappp !!!

An dis. ?

 

[Sirius]

Thank you all for making this the post of the year, and the sign of things to come.

 

[blade too long]

has he married an axe murderer

 

[Snowman]

Why don't you go
And stick a pineapple wrong way up your bung hole
You tell us this this
You tell us that that
Go back to blades mad and chat that that chat
Bbbrrrraaaaappp !!!

I truly am sorry Mr Judge, but I was just wondering if you could assist me? You are clearly a man of daring tastes and experience.

I have never placed a pineapple up my bung hole. As far as I can ascertain unless I place it in the orifice sideways I only have the choice of the spiny leaf topped thing first or the "blunt" end first. Could you enlighten me which way is the wrong way and therefore accordingly what would be the right way, so that when I am engaging in sexual activity with this particular fruit I will not suffer the embarrassment of committing the faux pas of a misplaced incorrectly inserted fruit should I be observed.

Incidentally any advice on the insertion of cans of pineapple as opposed to the plastic pots and suitable lubricant (fruit syrup or juice) would also be appreciated.

 

[Rodley]

Why don't you go
And stick a pineapple wrong way up your bung hole
You tell us this this
You tell us that that
Go back to blades mad and chat that that chat
Bbbrrrraaaaappp !!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

As we say on Blades Mad. Wanker thread.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Hope thats the look on Phil Parkinsons face on Saturday.