If we make the playoffs - one for the sceptics....

[shorehamview]

Given that we are an outside bet at best for the playoffs, and many here have written off our chances of making them, how many of you are so confident that we won't get into them that you'll bare your arse in public and get photographic evidence of it on this forum if by some miracle we do make it?

I'm just wondering if any have the courage to back up their opinions. It's not a general "get your arses out" offer, although I'm sure there are many gents on here who would have the ladies positively frothing at the gusset.

 

[AlienWoodward]

Given that we are an outside bet at best for the playoffs, and many here have written off our chances of making them, how many of you are so confident that we won't get into them that you'll bare your arse in public and get photographic evidence of it on this forum if by some miracle we do make it?

I'm just wondering if any have the courage to back up their opinions. It's not a general "get your arses out" offer, although I'm sure there are many gents on here who would have the ladies positively frothing at the gusset.

If we make the play offs i'll bare my arse in a gay bar. Is that good enough for you ?

 

[Robbie]

If we make the play offs, I will bare my arse in dempseys. Wouldn't be the first time though ha

 

[beightonblade]

If we make the play offs i'll bare my arse in a gay bar. Is that good enough for you ?

Which one ? bar not arse

 

[beightonblade]

If we make the play offs, I will bare my arse in dempseys. Wouldn't be the first time though ha

Slag !

 

[AlienWoodward]

Which one ? bar not arse

I'm not telling you,you'd be stood there drooling all night

 

[raul]

I'm game. Ok, bad choice of words.

How about a "Jupiters Moons Of Shame" picture, to be taken by SV, of all of us in line outside Wembley?

 

[Bramley]

All I'd take is a guarantee that they'll try and get behind the team if we get to Wembley, rather than getting Praise or Grumble on speed dial 20 minutes in like last year.

 

[Jon Bon]

If we get another loan player in i'll bare my arse in a gay bar. Is that good enough for you ?

I remember you saying this at the begining of the season. It must be like a bloody wizard's sleeve by now...

 

[AlienWoodward]

All I'd take is a guarantee that they'll try and get behind the team if we get to Wembley, rather than getting Praise or Grumble on speed dial 20 minutes in like last year.

As long as the team don't get behind me while i'm baring my arse

 

[AlienWoodward]

I remember you saying this at the begining of the season. It must be like a bloody wizard's sleeve by now...

I can't remember that quote but if it's on here and you've quoted me on it ,it must be true

 

[AlienWoodward]

I'm game. Ok, bad choice of words.

How about a "Jupiters Moons Of Shame" picture, to be taken by SV, of all of us in line outside Wembley?

What yours arse on the pic?
Is there a wide angled lens big enough,I'll get onto NASA now to see if they have one we can borrow for the day

 

[Robbie]

I'll do it at Wembley

 

[Jon Bon]

I can't remember that quote but if it's on here and you've quoted me on it ,it must be true

Ahh, you've made me feel bad now.

My old Kung Fu instructor used to say "嘿，你為什麼檢查的翻譯？你難道不相信我？什麼是你，某種形式的沖洗袋" which means 'Never apologise as it's seen by your opponents as a weakness' - so I won't.

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

I don't know about baring my arse - but if we make the Play Offs then I am having a tenner on us to win them as we will be the luckiest side in the world to make them.