I don't believe it - praise from Simon Jordan

[GymClassHero]

Simon Jordan has actually praised Chris for once!

Pigs might fly and we might win the playoffs

 

[Rusty view]

I hate that Jim bloke. His voice just grates on me. Self important twat.

 

[Crafty Blade]

His glasses and nose look like he's wearing a joke disguise.

 

[knowsnowt]

Utter cunt.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

His glasses and nose look like he's wearing a joke disguise.

Aye
Better my effort for travelling from Sunderland to Wembley ‘incognito’

 

[Harry's Game]

I don’t care what that twat has to say, I wouldn’t click on that link if it said he was showing pictures of a naked Jessica Alba.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

He usually makes me cry but now he's made me happy

 

[GymClassHero]

I don’t care what that twat has to say, I wouldn’t click on that link if it said he was showing pictures of a naked Jessica Alba.

She's getting on a bit now anyway

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

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How the fuck did you get a photo of me ?!?!?

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Simon Jordan has actually praised Chris for once!

Pigs might fly and we might win the playoffs

Jordan is what thick people think someone who is intelligent looks and sounds like. The reality is that he's a grade A cunnt.

 

[designblade]

Football's Katie Hopkins

 

[Nedski]

Football's Katie Hopkins

Woah, Jordan might be a bellend of epic proportions but you've gone too far there buddy, I almost feel bad for him now

 

[Geordie Blade]

Hooray, we're validated!

 

[designblade]

Woah, Jordan might be a bellend of epic proportions but you've gone too far there buddy, I almost feel bad for him now

I'm not sure I believe you

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Spot The Difference.

 

[GymClassHero]

Jordan is what thick people think someone who is intelligent looks and sounds like. The reality is that he's a grade A cunnt.

I find him rather entertaining. Wouldn't invite him round for tea like

 

[fifty shades of blade]

I find him rather entertaining. Wouldn't invite him round for tea like

I'd invite him round if I was holding a party for cunnts

 

[Old Programme seller]

I hate that Jim bloke. His voice just grates on me. Self important twat.

Yes he’s so obvious with his comments

 

[Northyorksblade]

Seemed reluctant praise to me for Chris.

 

[Working Class Hero]

I hate that Jim bloke. His voice just grates on me. Self important twat.

Why does he talk to people like he's announcing breaking news at them?

It's like he can't break out of his transfer deadline day character at any point. I wonder if he speaks like that round the dinner table at home. Weirdo.

 

[Working Class Hero]

The VAR bit at the end shows how far removed they are from proper football fans.

 

[Chimpan-A]

I hate that Jim bloke. His voice just grates on me. Self important twat.

Bob Mortimer does a spot on impression of these two on his” Athletico Mince” podcast. He has Jim getting over excited about news that they have changed the fertiliser they are using at Barnet or something similar, announced as if it is going to shock the footballing world, then Jordan responding in his usual overblown loquacious way.

 

[Chimpan-A]

Jordan is what thick people think someone who is intelligent looks and sounds like. The reality is that he's a grade A cunnt.

I have posted and tweeted these almost exact words numerous times.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Soz Blades, but I do like White and Jordan. When you can see through obvious sensationalism of Jordan and the shameless brown nosing of Jim White. I do prefer my football talk minus the predictable opinions of dreary ex footballers. But they do manage to coax a little bit more personality out of ex- pros like Danny Murphy and Martin Keown.