How unlucky can you get?

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

Plenty of room to cross it out and add a different name.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Just add 'ide' at the end to express your appreciation for the popular Liverpool-based TV soap from the 80's and 90's.

 

[bromtom]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

Just put a hyphen and another surname and say it's an up and comer and the next Ronaldo.

Yeah Brooks-Smythe, never heard of him?! Fucking beezer he is, saw him playing in the under 21s, he's the best player we've ever turned out.

 

[JOEYDEE]

You could start supporting Bournemouth. ...

 

[Ricky]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

You better have, because if you haven't this is a first rate wanker thread.

 

[8lade]

When you order something like that you need to hold eye contact with the YTS kid taking your order, if they look away you know something's up and you become ITK.

 

[drinksmat]

He has not left yet. Get him to sign it pronto and it might be worth the cost of the shirt in the future

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

I know pal ive done the same, wish someone had told me we'd sold Agana.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

You better have, because if you haven't this is a first rate wanker thread.

I'm not sure what I'm more disappointed with, the shirt, the name .....or someone sussing me out so soon.

 

[SwissBlade]

You better have, because if you haven't this is a first rate wanker thread.

Correct, we need to see photographic evidence of you wearing it in the star GreasyChipBeattie

 

[bromtom]

Correct, we need to see photographic evidence of you wearing it in the star GreasyChipBeattie

Like this

Pointing at your shirt. Get the family involved.

 

[McGrath]

Not as unlucky as if you'd had Brookes on the back

 

[Boxer Blade]

I've just bought a shirt from Meadowhall with somebody called Ted Baker on it, life can be a bitch sometimes

 

[mosbolad]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

YOU DIDN'T PRE-ORDER IT!

YOU ORDERED IT!!!!!

PATHETIC GREASY!!!!!

Oh and for good measure 'Brooks' is apostrophe 's'...........

Oh oh and for double good measure, the use of 'name' in the sentence is superfluous.

Brook yer ideas up lad!.........

 

[SwissBlade]

Like this

Pointing at your shirt. Get the family involved.

Just like that!

 

[Russ]

Tipped the B out and give it Mick as a present.

 

[mosbolad]

Like this

Pointing at your shirt. Get the family involved.

My all-time favourite 'Angry people in local newspapers' picture, and it is in Sheffield!

 

[Sean Thornton]

YOU DIDN'T PRE-ORDER IT!

YOU ORDERED IT!!!!!

PATHETIC GREASY!!!!!

Oh and for good measure 'Brooks' is apostrophe 's'...........

Oh oh and for double good measure, the use of 'name' in the sentence is superfluous.

Book yer ideas up lad!.........

Buck.

 

[mosbolad]

Buck.

Ha ha.... Brook.....But thanks Sean.

He who lives by the sword......

 

[Champagneblade]

I know pal ive done the same, wish someone had told me we'd sold Agana.

Deane home kit, Fjortoft away. Bases covered. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[mosbolad]

I pre-ordered one of the new shirts with Brooks name on the back

But not as unlucky as 'Unlucky Alf'........

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

YOU DIDN'T PRE-ORDER IT!

YOU ORDERED IT!!!!!

PATHETIC GREASY!!!!!

Oh and for good measure 'Brooks' is apostrophe 's'...........

Oh oh and for double good measure, the use of 'name' in the sentence is superfluous.

Brook yer ideas up lad!.........

Just found this in the Oxford English Dictionary mate:

pre-order
verb

1. 1.
   place an order for (an item) before it is available for purchase.
   "click on the link below to pre-order the DVD"

noun

1. 1.
   an order for a product placed before it is available for purchase.
   "pre-orders have already put the book at the top of the bestseller lists"

Oh, and this too:

Mosbolad

noun

1. Interfering busy body who should pay more attention to his own posts than those of others he seeks to be-little
   1."You're daft, I'm not, ner ner de ner ner"

1. Annoying know-it-all pest with a relentless need to find fault with others.
   1."You're wrong, I'm right, ner ner de ner de ner"

For more detailed information please visit www.ICan'tWaitToMakeYouLookStupid.com

 

[mosbolad]

Just found this in the Oxford English Dictionary mate:

pre-order
verb

1. 1.
   place an order for (an item) before it is available for purchase.
   "click on the link below to pre-order the DVD"

noun

1. 1.
   an order for a product placed before it is available for purchase.
   "pre-orders have already put the book at the top of the bestseller lists"

Oh, and this too:

Mosbolad

noun

1. Interfering busy body who should pay more attention to his own posts than those of others he seeks to be-little
   1."You're daft, I'm not, ner ner de ner ner"

1. Annoying know-it-all pest with a relentless need to find fault with others.
   1."You're wrong, I'm right, ner ner de ner de ner"

For more detailed information please visit www.ICan'tWaitToMakeYouLookStupid.com

WANKER POST............

And you never even ordered it let alone 'pre-ordered it'..............

 

[Basing Blade]

I buy Paul Smith shirts. A high class mens fashion emporium opened in honour of the Blades 'legend' of the same name.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Easy with the new wipe clean approach to the all white back. Simply unstitch the Brooks back and get a cheap piece of white nylon from the market and craft your own new rear.

A plus to the new white rear kit as you would struggle to get stripes the right width.

Plus if you sport the fuller figure you could let in a little more room for the love handles.

Easy alteration with that new all white rear. Just don’t tell the club as they may revert to some tasteful stripes...

 

[Johnstreet John]

Wouldn't dream of having a players name on back. In today's game you can't predict the playing staff from Saturday to Tuesday. Schoolboy error.