How much would you pay for promotion?

[mattbianco1]

Tezza1889 got me thinking here. He's betting on Norwich/Leeds doubles from now till the end of the season as he doesn't win bets, so let's say £10 per bet, he'd happily lose £80 for us to be promoted.

Doesn't necessarily have to be cold hard cash either, if the footballing god's asked for a bribe to guarantee our promotion over the next 8 games, what would you give?

Cash? How much?
Your arm? Your kidney? Your wife? Car?
Swap your holiday to Barbados for a week in Skeg?

Would would you happily give?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

 

[Lmaobob]

john fleck wants a corona

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

It won't work because Leeds and Norwich aren't going to win all their remaining games.

You'll end up losing money and we probably still won't get promoted.

 

[Ricky]

Everything, then our fanbase can all chip in to pay me back.

 

[Maidenhead]

Nothing but the ticket prices as I have a life.

 

[PokerBlade]

About tree fiddy

 

[N20 Blade]

On the exchanges we're 1.3 to get promoted; so you could win £100 (minus commission) with a liability of £30.

 

[8lade]

These footballing gods are they women? Yes, I'd bang them senseless until the end of the season.
You can all thank me after promotion.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

On the exchanges we're 1.3 to get promoted; so you could win £100 (minus commission) with a liability of £30.

It’s deffo sweeten the blow :/

 

[BigBed]

I'd like it that much, that I'm actually going to cheer for Wendy when they play both Leeds and Norwich. And that in itself is beyond comprehension for me!

 

[dazzlingblade]

My wife, I'll even throw in her arms and kidneys

 

[Rusty view]

"I would do anything for Promotion, anything you've been dreaming of, but I won't do that"

 

[stringjunior]

I'd like it that much, that I'm actually going to cheer for Wendy when they play both Leeds and Norwich. And that in itself is beyond comprehension for me!

Pretty much this

 

[norfolkblade]

These footballing gods are they women? Yes, I'd bang them senseless until the end of the season.
You can all thank me after promotion.

They're all women, but they are Susan Boyle, Theresa May and Diane Abbott. Still game?

 

[tincan]

Of course the more you gamble with the scumbag betting companies football lives off now, the less you have to go to games and pay directly to united to keep us competitive.

 

[ourbob]

Better off sticking all the money on weeds/ northwich to get the top 2 places at 6/4.

 

[stringjunior]

6/4

Not being a betting man this confuses me. Isn't that the same as 3/2?

 

[awblade]

On the exchanges we're 1.3 to get promoted; so you could win £100 (minus commission) with a liability of £30.

Pretty sure odds of 1.3 mean if you put £100 on then you get return of £130. So the opposite way round to what you have.

On bet365 our odds are
First place 3/1
Promotion 1/3

 

[Sheff de party]

Better off sticking all the money on weeds/ northwich to get the top 2 places at 6/4.

Yep. Then if we win the playoffs you can still get paid out and we go up.

 

[8lade]

They're all women, but they are Susan Boyle, Theresa May and Diane Abbott. Still game?

That made me say 'oooof' under my breath as I read it.

 

[BushBlade]

They're all women, but they are Susan Boyle, Theresa May and Diane Abbott. Still game?

Not Boyle. The other two, yeah I’d do it for the Blades.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Of course the more you gamble with the scumbag betting companies football lives off now, the less you have to go to games and pay directly to united to keep us competitive.

Exactly so , therefore a much better idea would be to send it all to me and I will then raffle it off with 50% going to the lucky winner and the rest to a charity of my choice ........

 

[N20 Blade]

Pretty sure odds of 1.3 mean if you put £100 on then you get return of £130. So the opposite way round to what you have.

On bet365 our odds are
First place 3/1
Promotion 1/3

You're confusing the exchanges with traditional bookmakers like the one you've quoted. I'm talking about laying us i.e. betting against us.

 

[tincan]

Exactly so , therefore a much better idea would be to send it all to me and I will then raffle it off with 50% going to the lucky winner and the rest to a charity of my choice ........

Tincan benevolent society perhaps

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Tincan benevolent society perhaps

Perhaps.

 

[IOM Blade]

I put quite a bit on us not to beat Leeds. Majority on a Leeds win, then enough on a draw to get my money back.

Never been so happy to lose money.

 

[diode_blade]

They're all women, but they are Susan Boyle, Theresa May and Diane Abbott. Still game?

Shuddersssssss............



"£3 for promotion...get yer £3 promotions here...."

 

[The Crab]

Better off sticking all the money on weeds/ northwich to get the top 2 places at 6/4.

Fuck me, Northwich have proper come up on the rails haven't they....................

 

[awblade]

You're confusing the exchanges with traditional bookmakers like the one you've quoted. I'm talking about laying us i.e. betting against us.

Obviously only half reading it..Apologies!