Hat, Boots n Scarf

[YouFUMS]

Ohhhhhh.....
Jack O'Connell's magic, he wears a magic hat,
and if you throw a brick at him, he'll head the fooker back,
He'll head it to the left, he'll head it to the right,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song all night

Ohhhhh....
Jonny Fleck is magic, he wears magic boots,
he passes it to Duffy, he passes it to Coutts,
He's a midfield maestro, he's our number four,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song once more

Ohhhhh...
Jakey Wright is magic, he wears a magic scarf,
he's mister invincible,he's our centre half,
when he's in the team, we never lose a game,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song again

Ohhhhhh....

Youfy....writing shit footy chants since 1889

UTB

 

[blade67]

invincible wont work, but not bad otherwise

 

[YouFUMS]

invincible wont work, but not bad otherwise

won't it? why not, pray tell?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

won't it? why not, pray tell?

No, that won't fit either.......

 

[blade67]

if you can get 4000 pissed up lads to sing the phrase, "he's mister invincible, he's our centre half" you are a bloody hero.

I'd be picking a shorter word if I were you. I'd love to hear chants for these two though

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[spongebobblade]

Ohhhhhh.....
Jack O'Connell's magic, he wears a magic hat,
and if you throw a brick at him, he'll head the fooker back,
He'll head it to the left, he'll head it to the right,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song all night

Ohhhhh....
Jonny Fleck is magic, he wears magic boots,
he passes it to Duffy, he passes it to Coutts,
He's a midfield maestro, he's our number four,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song once more

Ohhhhh...
Jakey Wright is magic, he wears a magic scarf,
he's mister invincible,he's our centre half,
when he's in the team, we never lose a game,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song again

Ohhhhhh....

Youfy....writing shit footy chants since 1889

UTB

Agree with the invincible bit. Other than that give yourself a pat on the back. Like the Fleck verse

 

[anglian blade]

Ohhhhhh.....
Jack O'Connell's magic, he wears a magic hat,
and if you throw a brick at him, he'll head the fooker back,
He'll head it to the left, he'll head it to the right,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song all night

Ohhhhh....
Jonny Fleck is magic, he wears magic boots,
he passes it to Duffy, he passes it to Coutts,
He's a midfield maestro, he's our number four,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song once more

Ohhhhh...
Jakey Wright is magic, he wears a magic scarf,
he's mister invincible,he's our centre half,
when he's in the team, we never lose a game,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song again

Ohhhhhh....

Youfy....writing shit footy chants since 1889

UTB

if you can get 4000 pissed up lads to sing the phrase, "he's mister invincible, he's our centre half" you are a bloody hero.

I'd be picking a shorter word if I were you. I'd love to hear chants for these two though

What about

Jakey Wright is magic, he wears a magic scarf,
he's never ever scored a goal,he's our centre half,
but when he's in the team, we never lose a game,
and when we win promotion, we'll sing this song again

 

[YouFUMS]

if you can get 4000 pissed up lads to sing the phrase, "he's mister invincible, he's our centre half" you are a bloody hero.

I'd be picking a shorter word if I were you. I'd love to hear chants for these two though

It'd be a reyt laugh listening to them try though

 

[lingsbord]

On the basis that, especially away from home, 95% of the away fans are totally feckin' wankered well before they get in the ground, you can't expect them to remember 3 verses!

Note I said "they". I'm only normally drunk when I enter the ground

 

[DifferentClass]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has a smelly carp
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Billy Sharp!

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Always liked Dion Dublin .

 

[blade.i.am]