Norwood’s Magic Chant

[ekke287]

Norwood doesn’t have a chant, and we have a great chant for JOC, who sadly is never coming back.

Why not reuse the magic hat chant, both remembering a legend and giving Norwood his own chant?

Oli Norwood’s Magic
He wears a magic hat
And if you give the ball to him
He’ll ping the fucker back
He’ll ping it to the left and
he’ll ping it to the right
And when we stay promoted
We’ll sing this song all night

Two birds, one stone, I love JOC and that song, seems a shame to lose both.

 

[MosboroughBlade]

cough cough "shotgun"!

 

[ucandomagic]

Of course he has a song - was sung on Saturday:-
We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is Fuckin’ right good
Put one in the box son Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Repeat
Time flies by in the red, white & Black etc

No way we use JOC song for Norwood anyway! He’s certainly not worthy of that!

 

[shorehamview]

Norwood doesn’t have a chant, and we have a great chant for JOC, who sadly is never coming back.

Why not reuse the magic hat chant, both remembering a legend and giving Norwood his own chant?

Oli Norwood’s Magic
He wears a magic hat
And if you give the ball to him
He’ll ping the fucker back
He’ll ping it to the left and
he’ll ping it to the right
And when we stay promoted
We’ll sing this song all night

Two birds, one stone, I love JOC and that song, seems a shame to lose both.

I’m not sure if you’re aware that we no longer have Tony Currie, Alan Woodward or Eddie Colquhoun playing for us, and yet we still sing about them. And we will still sing about Jack O’Connell too. No need to change the lyrics.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

If Cameron Archer (baby) can steal Rhian Brewster (baby)’s song then yeah - let’s fucking do it.

Not.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

If Cameron Archer (baby) can steal Rhian Brewster (baby)’s song then yeah - let’s fucking do it.

Not.

Cameron should be worthy of his own tune as should Gus Hamer.

Songsmiths, get your fingers out!

Still think apprecoation should be shown to JLT s with the Simon & Garfunkle tune.

 

[John Cutsbushes]

Olly Norwoods magic
He wears a magic hat
And when his corners hit the front man
We all shout 'You're a twat'

 

[ekke287]

I’m not sure if you’re aware that we no longer have Tony Currie, Alan Woodward or Eddie Colquhoun playing for us, and yet we still sing about them. And we will still sing about Jack O’Connell too. No need to change the lyrics.

Just a bit of fun buddy

 

[Pintor75]

How about addicted to love --

"His legs are gone
His heading too
And as for tackles
He ain't a clue

He can't beat
that first man
He waves his arms
like a cooling fan

Whoa , He's been great for us in the past
Oh yeh!
Closer to the truth, you know despite that penalty
He's gonna have to face it his time is now up!

 

[Tezza1889]

How about addicted to love --

"His legs are gone
His heading too
And as for tackles
He ain't a clue

He can't beat
that first man
He waves his arms
like a cooling fan

Whoa , He's been great for us in the past
Oh yeh!
Closer to the truth, you know despite that penalty
He's gonna have to face it his time is now up!

Hmmm, I'm not his biggest fan, but this isn't really fair based on his service over the years.

Edit: we've had less out of more expensive players, which is how we judge people's worth these days.

 

[Pintor75]

Hmmm, I'm not his biggest fan, but this isn't really fair based on his service over the years.

Edit: we've had less out of more expensive players, which is how we judge people's worth these days.

"He's been great for us in the past"

 

[Wards]

as should Gus Hamer.

Already has one....

 

[CarlMcBlade]

There’s a certain inevitability about songs for players or managers. Let’s be honest there’s a few on this forum who’d be happy if they never heard the “Hecky, Jack and Stuart McCall” song again.

 

[Varkanoid]

Oli Norwoods Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he skies another shot over the bar
we'll burn his bloody hat.

Anyone else thought before the penalty it was going in the stands ?
I admit I was one.

Glad to be wrong.

 

[BalticBlade]

Just a bit of fun buddy

 

[s20Blade]

Why's he pinging it back if you just have the ball to him?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Isn't that th

Already has one....

Isn't that the tainted MGW limited edition?

 

[ekke287]

Why's he pinging it back if you just have the ball to him?

It needs work…

Back to the drawing board!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Post in thread 'THAT Ollie Norwood chant' https://www.s24su.com/forum/threads/that-ollie-norwood-chant.66221/post-1795997

Here's the actual tune

Post in thread 'THAT Ollie Norwood chant' https://www.s24su.com/forum/threads/that-ollie-norwood-chant.66221/post-1795969

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

If Cameron Archer (baby) can steal Rhian Brewster (baby)’s song then yeah - let’s fucking do it.

Not.

Jose Baxter just entered the chat.

 

[Chimpan-A]

Odd, where I sit everyone sings a different song to him. The lyrics are something like:

Norwood you useless t**t
Get out of my f*****g club
You useless c**t
What the f**k was that

Rhyming structure is all over the place, and I don’t recognize the tune.

Only joking, but the poor fella gets a lot of stick at the moment.