Fallowfields team to tranquillise toy town

[coolasanidiot]

Controversial, but I still want us to go up!

Very- Won't last long in Prem anyway- lets stay in Championship.

 

[HackeyBlade]

We are up

If we dont go up i will never post again

Praying we don't go up so we don't have to read your absolute tripe. Bell end springs to mind

 

[Lane Ender]

Depends how you define working

Results for the here and now yes 1000%

If we don’t dramatically change our performance levels we will get tonked every week in the Prem

So long we get more points than Derby got in the Prem

Depends how you define working

Results for the here and now yes 1000%

If we don’t dramatically change our performance levels we will get tonked every week in the Prem

 

[pommpey]

We are good at defending because this league is an absoloute omnishambles bar WBA/BORO/BURNLEY

It's really, really not. And we have by and large managed to keep teams out.

We are lucky that West Brom and Boro have given us a 10 game head start

SO what you are saying is that our 12 point lead is down to them? Not down to Hecky and the team? I see ...

The attack is poor because the manager hasn’t a clue on how to drill patterns of play under wilder you knew we would control the ball and pen teams in

Which, even with your UEFA A License, you'll know is utter bollocks. Wilder was only so god as long as Wilderball was unique. As sen on many occasions, once it stopped working he had no plan B. Anywhere. It's why we were relegated.

Under hecky I don’t know what the plan is apart from scrap with the opposition knowing we have superior players hope they step up and win us games which they have done massively

As said, I would have imagined your vast experience being a badged coach would tell you exactly what approach Hecky has to a game given the players he has at his disposal. But, we all know you haven't got a coaching badge, have you? In fact, my Junior Star coaching badge I got in 1975 in Graves Park gives me far more footballing insight into the on and off-field strategies than your seemingly Championship Manager, paperboy horseshit ...

People think I hate hecky I don’t , I see a limited manager with a top squad for this league

I don't think you give him the credit he deserves, given what he did to try and open the chute in our relegation season and then see Slav piss all over it, come back in, stabilise the team, get us into the playoff semis and as good as promoted this season. This with practically no marque signings and a hefty injury list. 'Limited'? You are one funny motherfucker, so you are.

I genuinely would sack him at the end of the season because that’s football I’m afraid

No. You'd sack him because you're plainly naïve and a bit of a gobshite. Sorry Foxy and Linz if that is infractionable, but I can't think of a politer way to corral my contempt for Fallowfield.

I would go get ralph hassenhuttl now that Dyche is taken

Yeah, great idea. The bloke who has landed Southampton at the bottom of the Premier League. Tell us with your ultimate reasoning and footballing wisdom, exactly what he'd do to this squad that would improve on our current situation and not see us like his old club where we were two years ago.

We are all ears.

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

We have been awful for months

League table suggests not. We've extended our gap since the World Cup

ndiaye carrying us on his back

Jebbison became our 18th different scorer this season when he scored against Hull

 

[BladesOnToast]

Jebbison became our 18th different scorer this season when he scored against Hull

Great stat - we are 1 off our all-time record of 19 different scorers in a season set in 2008-09. C'mon Coulibaly / Bash / Enda / Fodders

 

[Richeee]

It's really, really not. And we have by and large managed to keep teams out.



SO what you are saying is that our 12 point lead is down to them? Not down to Hecky and the team? I see ...



Which, even with your UEFA A License, you'll know is utter bollocks. Wilder was only so god as long as Wilderball was unique. As sen on many occasions, once it stopped working he had no plan B. Anywhere. It's why we were relegated.



As said, I would have imagined your vast experience being a badged coach would tell you exactly what approach Hecky has to a game given the players he has at his disposal. But, we all know you haven't got a coaching badge, have you? In fact, my Junior Star coaching badge I got in 1975 in Graves Park gives me far more footballing insight into the on and off-field strategies than your seemingly Championship Manager, paperboy horseshit ...



I don't think you give him the credit he deserves, given what he did to try and open the chute in our relegation season and then see Slav piss all over it, come back in, stabilise the team, get us into the playoff semis and as good as promoted this season. This with practically no marque signings and a hefty injury list. 'Limited'? You are one funny motherfucker, so you are.



No. You'd sack him because you're plainly naïve and a bit of a gobshite. Sorry Foxy and Linz if that is infractionable, but I can't think of a politer way to corral my contempt for Fallowfield.



Yeah, great idea. The bloke who has landed Southampton at the bottom of the Premier League. Tell us with your ultimate reasoning and footballing wisdom, exactly what he'd do to this squad that would improve on our current situation and not see us like his old club where we were two years ago.

We are all ears.

pommpey

Fallowfield v Pompey I know who my money's on

 

[bonobo]

Finally we are getting the dream match up ;-)

 

[djbaldken]

Matt look at how we are performing this season

We have been awful for months with ndiaye carrying us on his back

If we play to our best then we will have a chance of staying up with this manager

But out of the what nearly 30 games I’d say we have played well maybe 4/5 most of those before the World Cup

And yeah you will probably go well look at the league table , but we are in the champ with a premier league squad so we an edge out teams playing badly

In the prem not a chance

WE ve been so awful we are 12 points clear and in second spot.

Bet everyone beneath us wish they could be that awful.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

League table suggests not. We've extended our gap since the World Cup

Jebbison became our 18th different scorer this season when he scored against Hull

 

[Tom Bott]

12 points clear of 3rd place with a goal difference of 24 proves that 5 at the back definitely does not work.

16 though apparently if we win at lunchtime - FallowfieldBlade fax

if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots

2/10 must pay more attention to reality and detail.

 

[Tom Bott]

Wilder was only so god

I love it when autocorrect works.

 

[Tom Bott]

People think I hate hecky I don’t , I see a limited manager with a top squad for this league

Any good Nigerian managers you can recommend now that your love child Sean Dyche is in charge of formalising Everton's relegation.

 

[VictoryBlade]

First of all I Would like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy #welcomedozy

And I would like to say a big goodbye to the Poundland prince hopefully he will find another club owner as daft as macscrooge and a club he can leach off good riddance fallowfield says

Anyway on to the game , I can’t see anything other than another drab peroformance with the usual 1-0 result that goes with it after only bothering to turn up for 15 minutes and ndiaye winning us the game

The most crackers thing is if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots and there is absolutely no way we can blow that

My team would be a new formation because 5 at the back isn’t working under Gareth though I don’t think this bloke could get any formation to work

—————L1 WES————
—-BOGLE—ANEL—EGAN—LOWE
——-DOYLE—-NORWOOD—-
——BERGE—NDIAYE——MACATEE
—————-MCBAGSMAN———-

The Prince has done us very well, he's tried and left us a better position that McSue

 

[Tom Bott]

The Prince has done us very well, he's tried and left us a better position that McSue

Though we were in the PL when McCabe left, and it was the second time he had taken us there.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Though we were in the PL when McCabe left, and it was the second time he had taken us there.

The first time it was Neil Warnock and the second Lord wilder

Both utterly useless football club owners when you compare to decent ones about

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

League table suggests not. We've extended our gap since the World Cup

Jebbison became our 18th different scorer this season when he scored against Hull

As I have said before our results don’t match our performances

Based on our performances we don’t deserve to be second

On our ability to grind out wins with bang average performances we do

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Fallowfield v Pompey I know who my money's on

I speak Fallowfield Facts

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

League table suggests not. We've extended our gap since the World Cup

Jebbison became our 18th different scorer this season when he scored against Hull

You are seriously deluded if you don’t think this team has been carried by ndiaye

He is a player we will only see once in our life time and he is certainly the most talented player I have ever seen at the lane

Just goes to show that last season hecky didn’t work a miracle he just had two outstanding players in ndiaye/MGW

Both champions league players IMO

 

[Tom Bott]

Based on our performances we don’t deserve to be second

Though you used to say that the team was carrying a substandard manager.

Is it the squad, manager or the owner that you are unsure about or maybe all 3, and the supporters ?


What does your ITK mate who works near the ticket office think ?

 

[pommpey]

I speak Fallowfield Facts

Yeah. They are Fallowfield Facts which exist in Fallowfield World, an imaginary universe trapped inside that dark interior inside your skull. They're not exactly based on anything tangible. It's just like twitter for Fallowfield. Must say something. Must say anything. Must run against the grain. Must stir the chocolate. Then sit back and watch the gobbets of shit fly in and hit with a splatter. It's almost like Fallowfield is sponsored by Bellend.com, a website designed specifically to boost the online profile of simpletons, attention-whores and pick-mes ... the stuff tiktok is actually there for. On there, a spoiled, entitled fifteen year old tries to tell anyone who has the stamina to sit through his brainless twaddle how to run the NHS properly because Tory Scum (c) can't or a nineteen year old spunker masquerades as a 'lifestyle relationship coach' and opines empty-headed about the nuances of human psyche, whilst she's secretly stalking and ruining the life of a work colleague at Sainsburys. On here we have Fallowfield telling everyone (to his eternal detriment) that he is a badged football coach and every week tries to impress and muse an internet messageboard stuffed with seasoned old cynics and people who know more than him that his judgement means anything more than a fart in an empty stairwell. Fallowfield needs to know a few things:

1. None of his 'Teams to beat ... ' posts are remotely entertaining or thought provoking, save to read them and think, 'cock'.
2. No one on S24SU will ever drop or forget that even in jest, he claimed to have a UEFA A license in football coaching. It's there forever, like Herpes.
3. His baseless bellyaching about a manager who has now got the club on the brink of promotion to the Premier League will never gain any foothold
4. His use of 'funny' colloquialisms and entendres to describe players in his dubious line ups are about as funny as late-stage syphillis
5. His continued persona as some sort of maverick influencer of opinion is failing really badly
6. If he fucked off tomorrow, no one would give a fat one

I am one who has had my times, good and bad on here and learned by it. Happily my detractors ignore the fuck out of me and peace exists. Fallowfield, instead of drawing even begrudging response in admiration, just magnetises neat shit like the planet Jupiter hoovers up asteroids

And THAT is a Fallowfield Fact, one that exists in the real world not tucked away in Fallowfield World

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

You are seriously deluded if you don’t think this team has been carried by ndiaye

He is a player we will only see once in our life time and he is certainly the most talented player I have ever seen at the lane

Just goes to show that last season hecky didn’t work a miracle he just had two outstanding players in ndiaye/MGW

Both champions league players IMO

You really are taking piss aren't you.

Gibbs White and Ndiaye, champions league players? Fuck sake .
Only way they play champions league is for clubs from crappy countries... Celtic as an example.

Would you say Mitrovic carried Fulham last year?
Ndiaye is easily our player of the year, but he hasn't "carried" us.

This is the best season we've had in the Championship since the Warnock promotion season, but still you find a way to moan

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

You really are taking piss aren't you.

Gibbs White and Ndiaye, champions league players? Fuck sake .
Only way they play champions league is for clubs from crappy countries... Celtic as an example.

Would you say Mitrovic carried Fulham last year?
Ndiaye is easily our player of the year, but he hasn't "carried" us.

This is the best season we've had in the Championship since the Warnock promotion season, but still you find a way to moan

I would say mitrovic did yes he scored about 40 goals for them

MGW is forests best player by a mile and ndiaye is a top level player

So yes I would say they both could very easily play at that level

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Yeah. They are Fallowfield Facts which exist in Fallowfield World, an imaginary universe trapped inside that dark interior inside your skull. They're not exactly based on anything tangible. It's just like twitter for Fallowfield. Must say something. Must say anything. Must run against the grain. Must stir the chocolate. Then sit back and watch the gobbets of shit fly in and hit with a splatter. It's almost like Fallowfield is sponsored by Bellend.com, a website designed specifically to boost the online profile of simpletons, attention-whores and pick-mes ... the stuff tiktok is actually there for. On there, a spoiled, entitled fifteen year old tries to tell anyone who has the stamina to sit through his brainless twaddle how to run the NHS properly because Tory Scum (c) can't or a nineteen year old spunker masquerades as a 'lifestyle relationship coach' and opines empty-headed about the nuances of human psyche, whilst she's secretly stalking and ruining the life of a work colleague at Sainsburys. On here we have Fallowfield telling everyone (to his eternal detriment) that he is a badged football coach and every week tries to impress and muse an internet messageboard stuffed with seasoned old cynics and people who know more than him that his judgement means anything more than a fart in an empty stairwell. Fallowfield needs to know a few things:

1. None of his 'Teams to beat ... ' posts are remotely entertaining or thought provoking, save to read them and think, 'cock'.
2. No one on S24SU will ever drop or forget that even in jest, he claimed to have a UEFA A license in football coaching. It's there forever, like Herpes.
3. His baseless bellyaching about a manager who has now got the club on the brink of promotion to the Premier League will never gain any foothold
4. His use of 'funny' colloquialisms and entendres to describe players in his dubious line ups are about as funny as late-stage syphillis
5. His continued persona as some sort of maverick influencer of opinion is failing really badly
6. If he fucked off tomorrow, no one would give a fat one

I am one who has had my times, good and bad on here and learned by it. Happily my detractors ignore the fuck out of me and peace exists. Fallowfield, instead of drawing even begrudging response in admiration, just magnetises neat shit like the planet Jupiter hoovers up asteroids

And THAT is a Fallowfield Fact, one that exists in the real world not tucked away in Fallowfield World

pommpey

I’m the piers Morgan of S24SU you all say you hate my posts but keep replying



Just like piers most of what I say is true or close too it you just don’t like to admit it

UTB

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Though you used to say that the team was carrying a substandard manager.

Is it the squad, manager or the owner that you are unsure about or maybe all 3, and the supporters ?


What does your ITK mate who works near the ticket office think ?

The manager is average for this level and his lack of tactics have been carried by a very good championship squad

The fans ( me included ) have been poor the atmosphere’s at the lane this season have been poor considering the league position

 

[pommpey]

I’m the piers Morgan of S24SU you all say you hate my posts but keep replying



Just like piers most of what I say is true or close too it you just don’t like to admit it

UTB

And like Piers Moron, you're about as popular as a turd in the bath.

If you're putting controversial posts out there just to vacuum up the responses, then it says more about you than it does of anyone else on here.

We've already ascertained that you're a bit odd because you claimed you have a UEFA coaching badge and we know you've never fucking as much as kicked a fucking football let alone shown men and women the correct manner to do so. You've even tried to use that lie to reinforce your bizarre opinions much to heaps of opprobrium and shit slinging, not that it's helped you change your ways. Anyone who basks in the cold glow of such unpopularity needs help. Moron might be universally reviled, but he has his followers, vanishingly small as they are (and usually peon-brained subnormals who masturbate over deep state shit and subscribe to 4Chan) You on the other hand can't even reasonably assemble a team list without appearing questionable and similarly challenged. Of course, you might be simply a sock puppet by some other shameless helmet on here just in it for the lulz, but I doubt it. You seem genuinely troubled and struggling for your own little recognisable mark in your short shift here on planet Earth. Some do it one way, you choose to 'act like a tosser'.

Good luck.

pommpey

 

[The Judge 1889]

Yeah. They are Fallowfield Facts which exist in Fallowfield World, an imaginary universe trapped inside that dark interior inside your skull. They're not exactly based on anything tangible. It's just like twitter for Fallowfield. Must say something. Must say anything. Must run against the grain. Must stir the chocolate. Then sit back and watch the gobbets of shit fly in and hit with a splatter. It's almost like Fallowfield is sponsored by Bellend.com, a website designed specifically to boost the online profile of simpletons, attention-whores and pick-mes ... the stuff tiktok is actually there for. On there, a spoiled, entitled fifteen year old tries to tell anyone who has the stamina to sit through his brainless twaddle how to run the NHS properly because Tory Scum (c) can't or a nineteen year old spunker masquerades as a 'lifestyle relationship coach' and opines empty-headed about the nuances of human psyche, whilst she's secretly stalking and ruining the life of a work colleague at Sainsburys. On here we have Fallowfield telling everyone (to his eternal detriment) that he is a badged football coach and every week tries to impress and muse an internet messageboard stuffed with seasoned old cynics and people who know more than him that his judgement means anything more than a fart in an empty stairwell. Fallowfield needs to know a few things:

1. None of his 'Teams to beat ... ' posts are remotely entertaining or thought provoking, save to read them and think, 'cock'.
2. No one on S24SU will ever drop or forget that even in jest, he claimed to have a UEFA A license in football coaching. It's there forever, like Herpes.
3. His baseless bellyaching about a manager who has now got the club on the brink of promotion to the Premier League will never gain any foothold
4. His use of 'funny' colloquialisms and entendres to describe players in his dubious line ups are about as funny as late-stage syphillis
5. His continued persona as some sort of maverick influencer of opinion is failing really badly
6. If he fucked off tomorrow, no one would give a fat one

I am one who has had my times, good and bad on here and learned by it. Happily my detractors ignore the fuck out of me and peace exists. Fallowfield, instead of drawing even begrudging response in admiration, just magnetises neat shit like the planet Jupiter hoovers up asteroids

And THAT is a Fallowfield Fact, one that exists in the real world not tucked away in Fallowfield World

pommpey

Agree on everything except even fallowfield could run the NHS better than the tories, so an 'entitlled 15 year old' is much more credible

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

And like Piers Moron, you're about as popular as a turd in the bath.

If you're putting controversial posts out there just to vacuum up the responses, then it says more about you than it does of anyone else on here.

We've already ascertained that you're a bit odd because you claimed you have a UEFA coaching badge and we know you've never fucking as much as kicked a fucking football let alone shown men and women the correct manner to do so. You've even tried to use that lie to reinforce your bizarre opinions much to heaps of opprobrium and shit slinging, not that it's helped you change your ways. Anyone who basks in the cold glow of such unpopularity needs help. Moron might be universally reviled, but he has his followers, vanishingly small as they are (and usually peon-brained subnormals who masturbate over deep state shit and subscribe to 4Chan) You on the other hand can't even reasonably assemble a team list without appearing questionable and similarly challenged. Of course, you might be simply a sock puppet by some other shameless helmet on here just in it for the lulz, but I doubt it. You seem genuinely troubled and struggling for your own little recognisable mark in your short shift here on planet Earth. Some do it one way, you choose to 'act like a tosser'.

Good luck.

pommpey

It really isnt that deep Portsmouth

I put my opinion out there and if people reply with stupid responses ( usually just an insult and nothing to disprove my opinion ) ill give them a stupid one back

 

[mattbianco1]

We are lucky that West Brom and Boro have given us a 10 game head start

And yet despite both of their amazing runs, neither have clawed points on us. We've extended on them.

5 game form guide


10 game form guide


15 game form guide


20 game form guide


Your point would stand if either of those teams were catching us up after the "head start", but neither are doing.
So in FACT... because you like facts so much. You're talking absolute bollocks again

 

[Bladebri]

Were you starved of attention as a kid?

Probably of oxygen