Fallowfields team to Stimulate the Swans

[Balti Pie]

Fair play to Fallowfield - he's made this a regular feature
Whether people take it seriously or not, that's up to them.
Bants innit.

 

[Richeee]

My favourite part of these threads...

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I always read it in Nigel Farage's voice too

Bit of a theme going on here...well researched mattbianco1

 

[Sheff de party]

I would first of all like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy m Bozy , I have formally invited him for a pint of Guinness before the game and look forward to doing so in molly Malones

However back to the onfield issues in hand , it is still looking rather worrying another week of drab performances chuffed to be through to the next round of the cup but we have barely scraped past a team in the conference south

Onto the swans and hopefully they haven’t been posting anything about the game on twitter otherwise Lord William of shirecliffe will not be happy

Onto the team and I’m assuming this is the last game for jebbersons ban and mcburnie is Injured and ineligible against his home club team

My only advice to Gareth is do not play billy sharp not only does he get rattled by non league teams he now plays like one don’t play him Paul

Also do not play jacky long throws he is a walking red card or goal he should have been sent off when he choke slammed the hull player the other week , Play clark Paul

—- LEE GWAN WES—-

—BOGLES—ANEL—EGAN—CLARK-LOWE

——-NORWOOD——COULIBALY

——-BERGE———MACATEE——

————-NDIAYE———

I look forward to JLT,Osborn & sharp all starting and winning 1-0 with a goal in the 4th minute

What happened to “Oli no tackles”? Don’t tell me you’ve seen the light.

“home town club” haha love that one

 

[DifferentClass]

Isn't stimulating swans illegal?

 

[ThatJa]

No Lopata today?

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

'Stimulate' is the worst one yet. I can only think this is deliberate. But nevertheless I am triggered

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Isn't stimulating swans illegal?

No if the swan Consents to the stimulation Brian

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

No if the swan Consents to the stimulation Brian

A consenting swan...I've heard, literally, it all. Well done fall, out done yourself

 

[pommpey]

Portsmouth the first thing they teach you on the course is that if you chose to play pressing attacking football is you need a striker to start the press

For me there is no better forward than ndiaye at pressing and starting on the front foot

Which makes sense as to why we start sharp as he doesn’t really press hence we look absoloute when he plays

You attack and defend from the front but sharp does neither

And hecky isn’t too bothered about attacking let’s be honest

Feller, there are a fair few fundamentals of the game they teach you first, before they start with that stuff. Even I know that and I have half a Level 2 Badge.

Look. It's a running joke you are a clueless fuckwit who wouldn't even pass a fucking safeguarding exam without spelling your name wrong let along Level 2, B License and A License, god forbid. Try not to compound that scenario we have allowed you by actually believing you know anything about football or I'll set Bergen on you, who does study the game in detail and knows his shit.

pommpey

 

[Tom Bott]

And hecky isn’t too bothered about attacking let’s be honest

How the Hecky have we accumulated so many points then.

The game of football is about both attacking and defending.

 

[Tom Bott]

B Pants innit.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

How the Hecky have we accumulated so many points then.

The game of football is about both attacking and defending.

It’s a mystery to me

Hecky is the Simeone of the championship

There’s much more than attacking and defending as they teach you on the UEFA courses

 

[Weasel]

Walter Mitty.

 

[Groucho Blade]

No Lopata today?

Apparently, he’s sued Southend for breach of contract and left them. Can this be true? Rootshallbloke Where will he rock up next?

 

[Rootshallbloke]

Apparently, he’s sued Southend for breach of contract and left them. Can this be true? Rootshallbloke Where will he rock up next?

None of the players were paid for two months, it's sorted now but Kacper decided it was time for yet another club. Goodbye big pole, we'll manage without you. He was the only player to activate his contract breach get-out by the way. I'll know more tomorrow.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

 

[Rootshallbloke]

Bye bye Kacper, wherever you end up (probably Chesterfield), please try and see a season out. Obviously, it would have helped if we'd paid you on time, but it your shit for brains, greedy bastard agent (obviously I'm not at all biased) gets you to move for his own gain again, then please be careful.

Blues confirm Lopata is free to leave after FA hearing

SOUTHEND United have confirmed Kacper Lopata is free to leave the club.

www.echo-news.co.uk

 

[Rootshallbloke]

Due to sign for Barnsley and loaned out to Woking for the rest of the season. Back in Yorkshire it is then. I'm sure he will get a warm welcome when Woking visit Roots Hall if he plays.

Former Blues defender Lopata set to join League One club and head out on loan

FORMER Southend United defender Kacper Lopata is set join a League One club, Echosport understands.

www.echo-news.co.uk

 

[Rootshallbloke]

Kacper Łopata Signs

Woking Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of Kacper Łopata.

www.wokingfc.co.uk