Fallowfields team to tranquillise toy town

[FallowfieldBlade]

First of all I Would like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy #welcomedozy

And I would like to say a big goodbye to the Poundland prince hopefully he will find another club owner as daft as macscrooge and a club he can leach off good riddance fallowfield says

Anyway on to the game , I can’t see anything other than another drab peroformance with the usual 1-0 result that goes with it after only bothering to turn up for 15 minutes and ndiaye winning us the game

The most crackers thing is if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots and there is absolutely no way we can blow that

My team would be a new formation because 5 at the back isn’t working under Gareth though I don’t think this bloke could get any formation to work

—————L1 WES————
—-BOGLE—ANEL—EGAN—LOWE
——-DOYLE—-NORWOOD—-
——BERGE—NDIAYE——MACATEE
—————-MCBAGSMAN———-

 

[Old Programme seller]

Robbo will be in to make a back 5 at the expense of McAttee who’ll come on from the bench

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

12 points clear of 3rd place with a goal difference of 24 proves that 5 at the back definitely does not work.

 

[KeithEdsgoalWards]

First of all I Would like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy #welcomedozy

And I would like to say a big goodbye to the Poundland prince hopefully he will find another club owner as daft as macscrooge and a club he can leach off good riddance fallowfield says

Anyway on to the game , I can’t see anything other than another drab peroformance with the usual 1-0 result that goes with it after only bothering to turn up for 15 minutes and ndiaye winning us the game

The most crackers thing is if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots and there is absolutely no way we can blow that

My team would be a new formation because 5 at the back isn’t working under Gareth though I don’t think this bloke could get any formation to work

—————L1 WES————
—-BOGLE—ANEL—EGAN—LOWE
——-DOYLE—-NORWOOD—-
——BERGE—NDIAYE——MACATEE
—————-MCBAGSMAN———-

Were you starved of attention as a kid?

 

[Lucky1979]

I don’t know why I bother clicking on these threads. Once you’ve read one you don’t need to read any other. File under “wank” and move on.

 

[Stretch]

We are heading to Toytown, not Tinkertown for goodness's sake.


-------------------------Wes---------------------------
---------Anel----------Egan----------JLT------------
Bogle--------------------------------------------Lowe
-----------------Norwood----Doyle-----------------
------------------------Berge--------------------------
--------------McB------------Ndiaye----------------

Bench:
Davies
Bash
Ozzy
McAtee
Sharp
Brookes
Another young 'un or Clarke if ready.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

I don’t know why I bother clicking on these threads. Once you’ve read one you don’t need to read any other. File under “wank” and move on.

You still commented though didn’t you

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

12 points clear of 3rd place with a goal difference of 24 proves that 5 at the back definitely does not work.

Depends how you define working

Results for the here and now yes 1000%

If we don’t dramatically change our performance levels we will get tonked every week in the Prem

 

[Bell4]

We are heading to Toytown, not Tinkertown for goodness's sake.


-------------------------Wes---------------------------
---------Anel----------Egan----------JLT------------
Bogle--------------------------------------------Lowe
-----------------Norwood----Doyle-----------------
------------------------Berge--------------------------
--------------McB------------Ndiaye----------------

Bench:
Davies
Bash
Ozzy
McAtee
Sharp
Brookes
Another young 'un or Clarke if ready.

This

 

[pommpey]

If we don’t dramatically change our performance levels we will get tonked every week in the Prem

We're not there yet.

We can only beat what is in front of us, to utilise a well-utilised phrase. We need to optimise what we do now where needed, and leave what is working. We are pretty decent at not letting goals in. What we are not good at is creating chances and moving the ball up the pitch in our possession. We stall and end up defending when we should be attacking, largely because recently we've been playing with ten men. That needs fixing.

What happens next season is another matter, and one hopes the new owner wil provide for us to build with confidence

pommpey

 

[AnotherBlade]

Were you starved of attention as a kid?

Starved of oxygen more like

 

[Balti Pie]

First of all I Would like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy #welcomedozy

And I would like to say a big goodbye to the Poundland prince hopefully he will find another club owner as daft as macscrooge and a club he can leach off good riddance fallowfield says

Anyway on to the game , I can’t see anything other than another drab peroformance with the usual 1-0 result that goes with it after only bothering to turn up for 15 minutes and ndiaye winning us the game

The most crackers thing is if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots and there is absolutely no way we can blow that

My team would be a new formation because 5 at the back isn’t working under Gareth though I don’t think this bloke could get any formation to work

—————L1 WES————
—-BOGLE—ANEL—EGAN—LOWE
——-DOYLE—-NORWOOD—-
——BERGE—NDIAYE——MACATEE
—————-MCBAGSMAN———-

You missed a trick:
Fallowfield's team to muller the Millers, surely

 

[South Sea Blade]

Tool.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

It's us that need the tranquilizers.

 

[billyblademan]

We are heading to Toytown, not Tinkertown for goodness's sake.


-------------------------Wes---------------------------
---------Anel----------Egan----------JLT------------
Bogle--------------------------------------------Lowe
-----------------Norwood----Doyle-----------------
------------------------Berge--------------------------
--------------McB------------Ndiaye----------------

Bench:
Davies
Bash
Ozzy
McAtee
Sharp
Brookes
Another young 'un or Clarke if ready.

That's it. That's the team. If Osula's jaw is better, I assume he'll be on the bench. If not, Another young 'un it is. Or maybe a crowdfunding opportunity to get a fan on there?

Intriguingly regarding that team, bar maybe Clark for JLT (and I'm indifferent between the two personally), is that pretty much our best XI?

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

The OP triggered me and I smashed the house up, but now I've regained composure here is my team which I found easy because it is the only possible line up

Wes
Ahmedhodzic Egan JR19
Bogle Norwood Doyle Lowe
Berge Ndiaye
Oli10Goals

 

[mattbianco1]

If we don’t dramatically change our performance levels we will get tonked every week in the Prem

Says who? In our woeful season in the Premier League (2020/21) we barely got tonked then. I'd class these as "tonkings":

• Chelsea 4-1 (Bash, Egan, Stevens)
• Southampton 3-0 (Bash, Egan, Jagielka)
• West Ham 3-0 (Bash, Egan, Ampadu)
• Leicester 5-0 (Bash, Ampadu, Bryan)
• Arsenal 3-0 (Ampadu, Egan, Stevens)
• Tottenham 4-0 (Bash, Egan, Stevens)

So on 3 occasions we conceded 4 goals in a match. Consider that we were lining up with Ethan Ampadu, Kean Bryan and Enda Stevens as the 3rd full backs (see above). What suggests that we will get tonked with our current defence?

This season we haven't conceded 4 goals in a game and have conceded 3 goals just twice - both 3-3 draws against Blackpool and Wrexham.
Last season, under Slavisa we conceded 3 goals twice - 4-0 at WBA and 3-1 at Blackburn. Under Hecky we also conceded 3 goals twice - at Coventry (4-1) and Wolves (3-0)

Going further back. In our 1st season back in the Premier League. We conceded 3 goals on four occasions - Man Utd (3-3), Newcastle (3-0), Man Utd (3-0) and Southampton (3-1) - three of those 4 games came AFTER lockdown and behind closed doors. We didn't concede 4 goals in a match that season.

Please provide me with some evidence to back up your theory that we will in fact get tonked in the Premier League

 

[Sean Thornton]

First of all I Would like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy #welcomedozy

And I would like to say a big goodbye to the Poundland prince hopefully he will find another club owner as daft as macscrooge and a club he can leach off good riddance fallowfield says

Anyway on to the game , I can’t see anything other than another drab peroformance with the usual 1-0 result that goes with it after only bothering to turn up for 15 minutes and ndiaye winning us the game

The most crackers thing is if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots and there is absolutely no way we can blow that

My team would be a new formation because 5 at the back isn’t working under Gareth though I don’t think this bloke could get any formation to work

—————L1 WES————
—-BOGLE—ANEL—EGAN—LOWE
——-DOYLE—-NORWOOD—-
——BERGE—NDIAYE——MACATEE
—————-MCBAGSMAN———-

Tranquillise?

How about you nip into Rovrems dressing room about 2.30pm and talk to them for ten minutes?

 

[Gannon's perm]

First of all I Would like to say a big bramall lane welcome to Dozy #welcomedozy

And I would like to say a big goodbye to the Poundland prince hopefully he will find another club owner as daft as macscrooge and a club he can leach off good riddance fallowfield says

Anyway on to the game , I can’t see anything other than another drab peroformance with the usual 1-0 result that goes with it after only bothering to turn up for 15 minutes and ndiaye winning us the game

The most crackers thing is if we win this we will be 16 points in the automatic spots and there is absolutely no way we can blow that

My team would be a new formation because 5 at the back isn’t working under Gareth though I don’t think this bloke could get any formation to work

—————L1 WES————
—-BOGLE—ANEL—EGAN—LOWE
——-DOYLE—-NORWOOD—-
——BERGE—NDIAYE——MACATEE
—————-MCBAGSMAN———-

 

[Bell4]

Says who? In our woeful season in the Premier League (2020/21) we barely got tonked then. I'd class these as "tonkings":

• Chelsea 4-1 (Bash, Egan, Stevens)
• Southampton 3-0 (Bash, Egan, Jagielka)
• West Ham 3-0 (Bash, Egan, Ampadu)
• Leicester 5-0 (Bash, Ampadu, Bryan)
• Arsenal 3-0 (Ampadu, Egan, Stevens)
• Tottenham 4-0 (Bash, Egan, Stevens)

So on 3 occasions we conceded 4 goals in a match. Consider that we were lining up with Ethan Ampadu, Kean Bryan and Enda Stevens as the 3rd full backs (see above). What suggests that we will get tonked with our current defence?

This season we haven't conceded 4 goals in a game and have conceded 3 goals just twice - both 3-3 draws against Blackpool and Wrexham.
Last season, under Slavisa we conceded 3 goals twice - 4-0 at WBA and 3-1 at Blackburn. Under Hecky we also conceded 3 goals twice - at Coventry (4-1) and Wolves (3-0)

Going further back. In our 1st season back in the Premier League. We conceded 3 goals on four occasions - Man Utd (3-3), Newcastle (3-0), Man Utd (3-0) and Southampton (3-1) - three of those 4 games came AFTER lockdown and behind closed doors. We didn't concede 4 goals in a match that season.

Please provide me with some evidence to back up your theory that we will in fact get tonked in the Premier League

FFS M - Don't start bring little things like evidence into FF posts

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Tranquillise?

How about you nip into Rovrems dressing room about 2.30pm and talk to them for ten minutes?

Kick off at 1230 Sean

If your were a big blade like me you would know that

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

You missed a trick:
Fallowfield's team to muller the Millers, surely

We’ve had that one before I think

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Says who? In our woeful season in the Premier League (2020/21) we barely got tonked then. I'd class these as "tonkings":

• Chelsea 4-1 (Bash, Egan, Stevens)
• Southampton 3-0 (Bash, Egan, Jagielka)
• West Ham 3-0 (Bash, Egan, Ampadu)
• Leicester 5-0 (Bash, Ampadu, Bryan)
• Arsenal 3-0 (Ampadu, Egan, Stevens)
• Tottenham 4-0 (Bash, Egan, Stevens)

So on 3 occasions we conceded 4 goals in a match. Consider that we were lining up with Ethan Ampadu, Kean Bryan and Enda Stevens as the 3rd full backs (see above). What suggests that we will get tonked with our current defence?

This season we haven't conceded 4 goals in a game and have conceded 3 goals just twice - both 3-3 draws against Blackpool and Wrexham.
Last season, under Slavisa we conceded 3 goals twice - 4-0 at WBA and 3-1 at Blackburn. Under Hecky we also conceded 3 goals twice - at Coventry (4-1) and Wolves (3-0)

Going further back. In our 1st season back in the Premier League. We conceded 3 goals on four occasions - Man Utd (3-3), Newcastle (3-0), Man Utd (3-0) and Southampton (3-1) - three of those 4 games came AFTER lockdown and behind closed doors. We didn't concede 4 goals in a match that season.

Please provide me with some evidence to back up your theory that we will in fact get tonked in the Premier League

Matt look at how we are performing this season

We have been awful for months with ndiaye carrying us on his back

If we play to our best then we will have a chance of staying up with this manager

But out of the what nearly 30 games I’d say we have played well maybe 4/5 most of those before the World Cup

And yeah you will probably go well look at the league table , but we are in the champ with a premier league squad so we an edge out teams playing badly

In the prem not a chance

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

We're not there yet.

We can only beat what is in front of us, to utilise a well-utilised phrase. We need to optimise what we do now where needed, and leave what is working. We are pretty decent at not letting goals in. What we are not good at is creating chances and moving the ball up the pitch in our possession. We stall and end up defending when we should be attacking, largely because recently we've been playing with ten men. That needs fixing.

What happens next season is another matter, and one hopes the new owner wil provide for us to build with confidence

pommpey

We are good at defending because this league is an absoloute omnishambles bar WBA/BORO/BURNLEY

We are lucky that West Brom and Boro have given us a 10 game head start

The attack is poor because the manager hasn’t a clue on how to drill patterns of play under wilder you knew we would control the ball and pen teams in

Under hecky I don’t know what the plan is apart from scrap with the opposition knowing we have superior players hope they step up and win us games which they have done massively

People think I hate hecky I don’t , I see a limited manager with a top squad for this league

I genuinely would sack him at the end of the season because that’s football I’m afraid

I would go get ralph hassenhuttl now that Dyche is taken

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Were you starved of attention as a kid?

Yes

I am making up for that childhood with likes from strangers on the internet Keith

Thanks for the likes

 

[Nightsweats]

Why would you blather on about next season when we have 18 games (plus cup) left to play this. I suspect the overwhelming majority of Blades fans quite rightly aren't giving the slightest thought to next season, whichever league we are in. Maybe focus your expert UEFA level coaching knowledge on each game as it comes which is what the management and players will rightly be doing.

 

[JPBrods]

Distinct lack of FALLOWFIELD FACTS™ this week.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Why would you blather on about next season when we have 18 games (plus cup) left to play this. I suspect the overwhelming majority of Blades fans quite rightly aren't giving the slightest thought to next season, whichever league we are in. Maybe focus your expert UEFA level coaching knowledge on each game as it comes which is what the management and players will rightly be doing.

We are up

If we dont go up i will never post again

 

[TimofeeVee]

We are up

If we dont go up i will never post again

Controversial, but I still want us to go up!

 

[bakeblade]

That's it. That's the team. If Osula's jaw is better, I assume he'll be on the bench. If not, Another young 'un it is. Or maybe a crowdfunding opportunity to get a fan on there?

Intriguingly regarding that team, bar maybe Clark for JLT (and I'm indifferent between the two personally), is that pretty much our best XI?

I can't see Clark starting,if he's on the bench that would be a big boost