Cramp!!!

[Ainsley Harriott]

mRNA covid jabs. Micro clots caused by the presence of the genetically engineered covid spike jabs causing an inevitable immune response. Interferes/causes soft tissue muscle injuries. Could be worse though, eg myocarditis/heart problems.
Just look at the number of athletes "injured" post the jabs.
And before you armchair experts start, Yes, I do have a degree of knowledge of vaccinology/immunology.
Very little chance of seriously injured hamstring jabbed injured players ever being the same again I'm afraid.

Im glad someone else said it.

 

[Keen Blade]

Cramp is down to fitness.
And match fitness isn’t where it should be.

Maybe PH should have had em all back 3 weeks earlier to concentrate on conditioning.
Maybe we should have got the new players in sooner so they were fit enough.

Maybe our sport science department needs investment. There’s something wrong at the moment as the number of injuries is unprecedented.
RND…be over a year with a Hamstring injury. Like WTF has he done to it? Ripped off and eaten by a lion or something?

RND & Brewster were sold ages ago on the dark web to a muscle research facility - if you still believe they're at Shirecliffe you probably also think the moon landing in 1969 was genuine despite the lunar module being made of tinfoil and carrying the technological equivalent of a pencil with a rubber at one end

 

[Keen Blade]

Unfortunately we are genetically linked to S6

Maybe back at the dawn of man - they represent an early catastrophic mutation down the Penistone Road branch which has persisted only through generations of fertilisation in bus shelters

 

[Grizzly blade]

Jesus wept….finally.

 

[BobblesBlade]

Toe cramp is the worse.

 

[Chimpan-A]

Causes. Defiencies in diet. Overstraining of muscles. Dehydration. Lack of adequate blood supply. Pregnancy. Spinal cord injury. Pinched nerve in neck or back. Some types of medication. Take your pick (can safely rule out one option)

Lack of adequate blood supply? Sort it, Bettis, the heating oil cock-up was bad enough, this takes the biscuit!

 

[Koh Samui Blade]

It's caused by a lack of pre season training when the player in question
wasn't signed to any club. And a lack of pre season friendly games. It's because they've been clubless since last season & we signed them too late after our season had already started. It isnt rocket science it's just common sense.

Traore, Slimane, Jebbison, Baldock were all with us at the start of pre -season.Reasons for missing training were given as cramp or Hamstrings.
Something is wrong with their conditioning.
Didn't happen under Wilders regime?

 

[biggiesablade]

Feels horrible. One of the things that makes me doubt God, if you love me why you making my leg feel so horrible? But then I think about strawberries, they don't make sense they look nice and taste nice. Why don't they protect themselves? God wants us to eat them that's why.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Probably because Souza, Traore haven’t had a proper pre season Hamer hasn’t played 90 minutes until Friday and Osula has never played at this level before.

All of the rest of the players were fine & it’s not something we have suffered with regularly. NDiaye had a similar issue when he was still developing in the first season

 

[Chimpan-A]

Feels horrible. One of the things that makes me doubt God, if you love me why you making my leg feel so horrible? But then I think about strawberries, they don't make sense they look nice and taste nice. Why don't they protect themselves? God wants us to eat them that's why.

I bet there is a lab somewhere in Russia developing sentient strawberries that can protect themselves as we speak.

 

[biggiesablade]

I bet there is a lab somewhere in Russia developing sentient strawberries that can protect themselves as we speak.

If the strawberries can't be arsed to even try defend themselves then I don't see point on wasting time on em

 

[Chimpan-A]

If the strawberries can't be arsed to even try defend themselves then I don't see point on wasting time on em

Harsh. Strawberries are more into aesthetic pursuits; they are lovers, not fighters.

 

[Servigliano]

Im glad someone else said it.

Thanks, I can take the flak. Since December 2022, no pro footballer has been "encouraged" to be jabbed ever again.. And, that is despite, or maybe because of, the efforts of Sir, lol. Patrick Vallance our wonderful vaccine expert.
And, that's from a Doctor at the F.A.
I'm afraid neither John Fleck, Brewster nor RND will ever sufficiently recover from their injuries to play top level football again.
There are medical protocols which may help - if anyone at SUFC is interested.

 

[Frank the tank]

Thanks, I can take the flak. Since December 2022, no pro footballer has been "encouraged" to be jabbed ever again.. And, that is despite, or maybe because of, the efforts of Sir, lol. Patrick Vallance our wonderful vaccine expert.
And, that's from a Doctor at the F.A.
I'm afraid neither John Fleck, Brewster nor RND will ever sufficiently recover from their injuries to play top level football again.
There are medical protocols which may help - if anyone at SUFC is interested.

What a funny story

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Thanks, I can take the flak. Since December 2022, no pro footballer has been "encouraged" to be jabbed ever again.. And, that is despite, or maybe because of, the efforts of Sir, lol. Patrick Vallance our wonderful vaccine expert.
And, that's from a Doctor at the F.A.
I'm afraid neither John Fleck, Brewster nor RND will ever sufficiently recover from their injuries to play top level football again.
There are medical protocols which may help - if anyone at SUFC is interested.

I've took the flak on here for 3 years nigh on.

I'd put your medical protocol idea to the club.

 

[Gerritforud]

 

[GrunkyPeep]

mRNA covid jabs. Micro clots caused by the presence of the genetically engineered covid spike jabs causing an inevitable immune response. Interferes/causes soft tissue muscle injuries. Could be worse though, eg myocarditis/heart problems.
Just look at the number of athletes "injured" post the jabs.
And before you armchair experts start, Yes, I do have a degree of knowledge of vaccinology/immunology.
Very little chance of seriously injured hamstring jabbed injured players ever being the same again I'm afraid.

Genuine question - how long does the vaccine material stay in your body?

 

[ekke287]

Genuine question - how long does the vaccine material stay in your body?

Around the same length of time as hypochondria.

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Around the same length of time as hypochondria.

Oh christ! Not another virus that I've probably got.

 

[ekke287]

Oh christ! Not another virus that I've probably got.

I went to the library and asked for books on paranoia, the librarian said “they’re behind you”.

 

[Blade56]

Lack of adequate blood supply? Sort it, Bettis, the heating oil cock-up was bad enough, this takes the biscuit!

Think Chelsea have a special treatment room where they infuse players with extra blood before a game to improve oxygen supply to muscles.

Edit. Found it, covers blood spinning and blood dropping

Chelsea in blood-spinning probe

The World Anti-Doping Agency has claimed that Chelsea's method of blood spinning to treat their injured players could be unlawful.

www.theguardian.com

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I got one this morning in my left calf............from just laying in bed...........the pain fuckin kills me.

 

[Aston max]

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Pre game and half time. No more needed, bit if deep heat if yer soft

Total off piste , but after one game I was covered in deep heat as I had a knee and thigh issue and the gaffer needed me to play, to cap it off the hot water for the baths packed up so just went home, so I jumped in the bath and our lass shouted is the water clean which it was as it was a September game, she came done stairs looking like a lobster , it's then we found out she was allergic to deep heat
Oh how I laughed and laughed, didn't get leg over for a week!!!!!