Cramp!!!

[DifferentClass]

Fuckssakes, gerritsorted!

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Fitness coaching not to hold their hands up. 3 players getting cramp and early in the second half. Has to be questioned by our "quality" media and reason explained. These guys make thousands a week and can not last 70 minutes.

 

[Richeee]

Causes. Defiencies in diet. Overstraining of muscles. Dehydration. Lack of adequate blood supply. Pregnancy. Spinal cord injury. Pinched nerve in neck or back. Some types of medication. Take your pick (can safely rule out one option)

 

[Eza Blade]

Pre game and half time. No more needed, bit if deep heat if yer soft

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

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Pre game and half time. No more needed, bit if deep heat if yer soft

Or an IV drip. Expensive, but we can afford it. Works in the NFL.

 

[Snowflake]

Fitness coaching not to hold their hands up. 3 players getting cramp and early in the second half. Has to be questioned by our "quality" media and reason explained. These guys make thousands a week and can not last 70 minutes.

...rather like Ndiaye and he turned out ok

 

[Eza Blade]

Or an IV drip. Expensive, but we can afford it. Works in the NFL.

What wi Lucozade in

 

[SufcBilly]

I get cramp laid in bed

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

What wi Lucozade in

A gallon of magnets

 

[Blade56]

I get cramp laid in bed

That not cramp it’s a boner

 

[Eza Blade]

That not cramp it’s a boner

Depends on your age

 

[JT89]

Fitness coaching not to hold their hands up. 3 players getting cramp and early in the second half. Has to be questioned by our "quality" media and reason explained. These guys make thousands a week and can not last 70 minutes.

There's some utterly ridiculous shit posted on here, but this is up there with the most stupid.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

There's some utterly ridiculous shit posted on here, but this is up there with the most stupid.

And fk u and the horse you rode in on

 

[SwissBlade]

There's some utterly ridiculous shit posted on here, but this is up there with the most stupid.

It’s a reasonable point about why we’re getting such issues as well as other soft tissue injuries

 

[XADE]

Causes. Defiencies in diet. Overstraining of muscles. Dehydration. Lack of adequate blood supply. Pregnancy. Spinal cord injury. Pinched nerve in neck or back. Some types of medication. Take your pick (can safely rule out one option)

Shit pitch? Wasn't just our players

 

[JT89]

And fk u and the horse you rode in on

It’s a reasonable point about why we’re getting such issues as well as other soft tissue injuries

It isn't a reasonable point though is it? Look at which players got cramp and how long they've been working with our medical/conditioning staff, vs the players who didn't get cramp and how long they've been here...

 

[SwissBlade]

It isn't a reasonable point though is it? Look at which players got cramp and how long they've been working with our medical/conditioning staff, vs the players who didn't get cramp and how long they've been here...

Today and last week. It wasn’t all the new signings

 

[RecordBreakers]

Fuckssakes, gerritsorted!

Not fit enough

 

[Wincobank S9 Blade]

The Hecky curse, since he’s been appointed manager we’ve become injury FC.

 

[MunXy]

Lucazade, rub some germeline on and watch Fingerbobs at half time, worked every time for every illness when I was a kid.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I get cramp laid in bed

What gets me is when I talk to a doctor on the phone (because they are usually too busy or risk adverse to actually see you in person) they tell me my blood pressure and cholesterol are going up because I eat too much and don't move around enough.

What about sheep then?! All they do is stand about and eat all day! Why aren't those tossers keeling over every five minutes Ay?! Ay?!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

There's some utterly ridiculous shit posted on here, but this is up there with the most stupid.

But it's what we do best!

 

[crazyblade1889]

Fitness coaching not to hold their hands up. 3 players getting cramp and early in the second half. Has to be questioned by our "quality" media and reason explained. These guys make thousands a week and can not last 70 minutes.

Moron

 

[Broomhall Blade]

I do wounder about our training, don't see other teams players going down with cramp as often as ours have so far this season.
Didn't Kompany say Berge wasn't at the required fitness levels when he signed for Burnley, and also I notice Ndiaye has not completed 90min for Marseille yet in fact the most he's done was 75min last night.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Cramp is down to fitness.
And match fitness isn’t where it should be.

Maybe PH should have had em all back 3 weeks earlier to concentrate on conditioning.
Maybe we should have got the new players in sooner so they were fit enough.

Maybe our sport science department needs investment. There’s something wrong at the moment as the number of injuries is unprecedented.
RND…be over a year with a Hamstring injury. Like WTF has he done to it? Ripped off and eaten by a lion or something?

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Moron

Why

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Cramp is down to fitness.
And match fitness isn’t where it should be.

Maybe PH should have had em all back 3 weeks earlier to concentrate on conditioning.
Maybe we should have got the new players in sooner so they were fit enough.

Maybe our sport science department needs investment. There’s something wrong at the moment as the number of injuries is unprecedented.
RND…be over a year with a Hamstring injury. Like WTF has he done to it? Ripped off and eaten by a lion or something?

Three went off with cramp and you're okay with that....dick

 

[Bladesman]

The Hecky curse, since he’s been appointed manager we’ve become injury FC.

Yep. Injuries endless injuries since February last year.

Apart from Egan and Norwood pretty much every player has had a sustained period out of the team injured.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Three went off with cramp and you're okay with that....dick

Does it fucking say I’m ok with it?

Fucking whopper

 

[Bladey_blade]

If you have to wait for the inevitable cramp flurry to make subs there's literally no proper tactical sub changes you can do so you're going to lose.. A lot. Shocking for a prem club