Sheffield United will become the feeder club to DC Wednesday, who were formed after
the club formerly known as SWFC were demoted to the lowest step in the English
football ladder. The DC brand will overtake the Dubai/Saudi organisations in being the
world leader in international football. A 200,000 capacity stadium will be built in Sheffield
City Centre, Season Cars will average £10000 per season at the youngest level, filtering
towards the first ever £1,000,000 ST for support on the 97th level sitting zone. The two
Golden elephants will have been replaced by 80ft effigies of Lord Bannan VIII and King Erm Ist
sitting resplendently by the crystal chandeliers standing proudly in the Main Hall.
Vlydonimir's 45th grandchild will be the Manager and his first act will be to those players
who fail to join in the pre-match huddle will be publicly executed on the opening of
the Chanpagne Creche 1889.