Can we get on the same page

[Alex Cheeseright]

Can we get a consensus on what to call all these new players? Especially the Bulgarian players. We got Anel check. But the rest ? I'm not writing there full name everytime, no offense to them, but my fat fingers will butcher those names.
Asking for a friend.....well me

 

[stringjunior]

Dave and John?

 

[BladeByChoice]

Dave and John?

 

[Gin&Juice]

FFS. This is why we shouldn’t have sacked Wilder. Fucking forruns..

 

[Ned the Donkey]

Lopezufarte!

 

[North Shields Blade]

Reminds me of the story a few years back about Bobby Robson. Newcastle had just signed Shola Ameobi. A local newspaper reporter interviewed the new boy.

Reporter: Do you have a nickname?

Ameobi: Not really.

Reporter: What does Bobby Robson call you?

Ameobi: Er…Carl Cort.

 

[Bl4desutd]

Uncle Bulgaria

 

[diode_blade]

Pew, pew, barny mgrew, cuffbert dibble and grub

 

[Houston_Blade]

FFS. This is why we shouldn’t have sacked Wilder. Fucking forruns..

I don’t know, working out whether it was ‘Ollie’, ‘Oli’ or ‘Olly’ got confusing at times.

 

[dexter101]

It's so difficult isn't it.

I mean I never understand brummies at the best of times.

I think it's something like loo-ee Baarree

 

[Brian Deane]

Going along with the Bulgarian theme
Womble 1
Womble 2
Or picking from the list of Wombles names ......
Tomsk ( Sporty and Strong)
Bungo ( Bossy and excitable)

 

[Redstripe]

John Marcello

 

[mattbianco1]

Reminds me of the story a few years back about Bobby Robson. Newcastle had just signed Shola Ameobi. A local newspaper reporter interviewed the new boy.

Reporter: Do you have a nickname?

Ameobi: Not really.

Reporter: What does Bobby Robson call you?

Ameobi: Er…Carl Cort.

Ameobi had a reyt strong Geordie accent too

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Right, here are some suggestions and maybe a guide as I'm sure most on here can't spell these names without looking them up. I had to.

Sasnaukas....Sas
Mihail Polendakov.... Poly
Christian Nwachukwu....Wacky
Ehije Ukaki...uki
Jefferson Caceres...Jeff

 

[puppet]

Reminds me of the story a few years back about Bobby Robson. Newcastle had just signed Shola Ameobi. A local newspaper reporter interviewed the new boy.

Reporter: Do you have a nickname?

Ameobi: Not really.

Reporter: What does Bobby Robson call you?

Ameobi: Er…Carl Cort.

Didn't the players call him Shola Ama?