Blades spotting on your jollies

[Ricky]

yes he's a nice lad. Was talking to him in a pub on Eccy Road, about a year ago. It was quite embarrassing because blokes kept coming over and wanting photo's with him. He was with a mate, I don't know if he was a footballer also, but no-one recognised his mate. He was very open and friendly but slightly embarrassed I think by all these dickheads who want their photo taken with him, for their benefit, not his.

If I was a footballer I'd wear a t-shirt that says 'NO PHOTOS' on it every time I went out in public.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Car on M1 Sunday with the reg: 1 UTB. Are you a blade?

No idea. Rich bastard though.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Well, not exactly Blades spotting but yesterday, I was laid out on my sun bed next to Marlon Sundermann.

I’ve never heard of him either, but apparently he plays for Hannover 96, according to my stepson. How on Earth he knows that, but doesn’t know who the Prime minister is, remains a mystery ?

Tenner says he’s an ardent gambler and watches more foreign football than he lets on. He studies goalscorer form, injuries, suspensions, the lot.

My brother knows players I’ve never even heard of for teams I never knew existed. All through bet365.

 

[Russ]

No idea. Rich bastard though.

Queer

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Tenner says he’s an ardent gambler and watches more foreign football than he lets on. He studies goalscorer form, injuries, suspensions, the lot.

My brother knows players I’ve never even heard of for teams I never knew existed. All through bet365.

Bet365 is the work of the devil. It's a curse.

 

[Foxy]

Spotted a few...




Been here 24 hours and the Brum fan I spied within the first few minutes hasn't been surgically removed from his kit yet.

 

[1889]

Tenner says he’s an ardent gambler and watches more foreign football than he lets on. He studies goalscorer form, injuries, suspensions, the lot.

My brother knows players I’ve never even heard of for teams I never knew existed. All through bet365.

I’m certain he’s not a gambler, anyway calculating the odds would blow his mind.

The German fella is a goalkeeper and that’s his specialised subject, still a bit weird if you ask me, but nevertheless, you owe me a tenner Ainsley Harriott

 

[Maidenhead]

I'm into the 4th day of my holiday now and I've only seen one Blade.

That didn't really come as a big surprise as it was Saturday evening in the bar and I see her every year.

She lives here

 

[Foxy]

Pig spotting tonight, we aren't identifiable (I'm not the sort to go to a restaurant wearing a Blades shirt)...

But the next table... Crowing about a bloody 0-0 draw! Unmistakable porcinery.

'If we can go to their place and do that to them with our reserves, just wait'.

I'm clearly slumming it with my restaurant choices here.

 

[Maidenhead]

Pig spotting tonight, we aren't identifiable (I'm not the sort to go to a restaurant wearing a Blades shirt)...

But the next table... Crowing about a bloody 0-0 draw! Unmistakable porcinery.

'If we can go to their place and do that to them with our reserves, just wait'.

I'm clearly slumming it with my restaurant choices here.

The only pigs in Kalo Chorio are on the bbq

 

[aBladeInTheNorthernSky]

I'm in Barcelona. gonna try n take a picture tomorrow of the red n white next to the champions league trophy

 

[aBladeInTheNorthernSky]

update: met a wendy fan in the queue for a club ... got him to admit his side got spanked by a "pub team" and made him sing " we're all fuckin wankers at the lane " for a good 5 min

 

[Aston max]

Puerto Rico gran canaria and seen 3 blades in shirts

Don't include all the time share reps with cockerny accents that have always supported blades to get you to go and look at the apartments

 

[torridon]

Not bumped into them yet, but spotted this little beauty on a balcony of our hotel in Playa de Ingles on Gran Canaria

 

[Foxy]

Come on then, which one of you is reserving sunbeds?...

 

[Aston max]

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Not bumped into them yet, but spotted this little beauty on a balcony of our hotel in Playa de Ingles on Gran Canaria

Have you been to sparkles in the yumbo centre yet ?

 

[Maidenhead]

Come on then, which one of you is reserving sunbeds?...

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[IMABLADE]

I saw a Blade, with a huge Sheffield United badge tattoo on his leg in New York.

 

[torridon]

Have you been to sparkles in the yumbo centre yet ?

Not quite the place for my kids though I believe!

 

[Aston max]

Not quite the place for my kids though I believe!

Aah at my age both mine are grown up , but there again you need to take the grandparents it's how we got to see sticky vicky

 

[speedymcgeady]

I'm in Majorca just now,not seen one Blade or pig,but plenty green and white Celtic shirts.

 

[stringjunior]

Not on my jollies but bumped in to a shirted blades fan at soccer aid* a minute ago. I commented on his excellent satorial style. He acknowledged me in the affirmative. (This is a lie. I said "nice shirt pal". He said "ta")

*Never pay to attend soccer aid - it's better on't tellie box. And it's shit on't tellie box....

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Just back from a nice holiday in Turkey, met one Blade, saw no pigs (muslim country so didn't expect to), oddments of other clubs, about 50 Galatasaray/Fenerbache fans and fuckin shit loads of Liverpool fans with fake Mo Salah shirts. I was just sporting my casual Karius fuck up T shirt.

 

[torridon]

Aah at my age both mine are grown up , but there again you need to take the grandparents it's how we got to see sticky vicky

I daren't ask!

 

[Aston max]

I daren't ask!

Get cheeky, if I was away with the family and grandkids I would jump at the chance to spend time on our own if only to educate my granddaughter away from the dark side
Daughter in laws family are all piggies, grandson is fine here already beats his big sister up if she mentions them

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

No Blades spotted in Whitby this weekend but spied a Wednesday scrunter (scratter/munter).
Female late 40's, shirt and trackie top, looked a reight miserable bugger.
Sat in beer garden having the craic with some Boro season ticket holders....good lads...and in she waddles.
Boro lads engage her in football conversation,not me though....not to miss an opportunity I discreetly feed him questions to ask..... how did you enjoy last season? Did you finish above Utd ? Who had the bragging rights? Did you not beat Utd? What were the scores then?
Her face dropped....if that was possible....more and more with each depressing recollection and painful reply.
Never twigged at all and supped up rather quickly and left.
New flame sat there bemused and wondered what on earth I was doing and why I was laughing like a drain.
Boro fans enjoyed it too and played a blinder.

 

[JackSUFC]

Spent last week in Protaras and saw no Blades but Pig, Rotherham, Forest and Leeds fans among others.

Walked past a bar full of football shirts and saw one of ours though. Shame it was from the 2011 relegation season.

 

[cjx blade]

Been on a cruise for 11 days and seen a blade in a shirt today when we got off at madeira. Then not sure if it was same guy (didn't see his face) but saw someone also on the ship with a blades cap on.

Also seen a pig and yes he was from Barnsley.

 

[stringjunior]

Also seen a pig and yes he was from Barnsley.

What have it away? Was it the fingers?

 

[cjx blade]

What have it away? Was it the fingers?

Ha, nah. Was how his family who told me when they asked who I supported.