Bigger Blade

[United's Arab Emirate]

I've been a member on here since 2014 but I'm still listed as a "new member".
Is there some kind of ritual, that I need to undertake, to get S24SU Bigger Blade status?

 

[Oreyt]

Someone get the Swarfega and table tennis bats....

 

[YorkBlade]

It's all about who you know...

 

[MosboroughBlade]

Someone get the Swarfega and table tennis bats....

I'll get the turbofist 3000 out of its box.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I've been a member on here since 2014 but I'm still listed as a "new member".
Is there some kind of ritual, that I need to undertake, to get S24SU Bigger Blade status?

You need to defeat crooked bladesman in a boxing match.

 

[Panini]

Slip a backhander to Pablo Click On Your Profile

Then av a word with Ronnie Account Details

Before a bit of back scratching with Reggie Custom Title

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I've been a member on here since 2014 but I'm still listed as a "new member".
Is there some kind of ritual, that I need to undertake, to get S24SU Bigger Blade status?

You must show:
An absence of WOKE symptoms.
That you like beer.
Hate Wednesday.
Support United is an optional extra.
Keep in mind United will always , of course, bow down before the ' exceptional talent' of Brighton , Bournemouth etc.
Don't be a snowflake, ie don't love animals, don't complain about poverty and mass starvation worldwide, or the lives forced on asylum seekers...
Deride 'women's' football.
Say the Premier League is best league in the world, then how much you hate it.
You can be a Wednesday fan , but mainly as long as you call yourself S6 Blademan, Brontosaurus, or something similar, and pretend to be a Blade, then offer violence to long term posters on the forum. Remember...subversion never pays.

 

[Tezza1889]

no shoutbox access then ?

Never mind only 430 ish more posts to make.

 

[diode_blade]

Not forgetting to bring proof of kidney punching OAP's.....

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I think it's an algorithm based on the number of posts. I don't 77 is quite enough.

How many is enough?

No idea

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Not forgetting to bring proof of kidney punching OAP's.....

Has to be in the traditional style though. Not of this coked up stuff, no membership progression with the marching powder

 

[Eza Blade]

You’re like a classic still in its box. Age but very little wear. We could sell you on antiques road trip.

 

[biggiesablade]

You’re like a classic still in its box. Age but very little wear. We could sell you on antiques road trip.

Quite erotic

 

[mattbianco1]

I've been a member on here since 2014 but I'm still listed as a "new member".
Is there some kind of ritual, that I need to undertake, to get S24SU Bigger Blade status?

If you can pass this simple test, you can be whoever you want to be.

1. At the top of the page click your username
2. Scroll down the right hand side to "Custom title"
3. Put whatever you want in there
4. Click save

As you can see, i just updated mine

 

[Pintor75]

Submit the form where you write a hundred times-
"Don't let Norwood, Fleck, Bash, Ossie or George go, and bring Illie back", difficult though it is with tears in your eyes, you can do it!

 

[Vass Borbokis]

If you can pass this simple test, you can be whoever you want to be.

1. At the top of the page click your username
2. Scroll down the right hand side to "Custom title"
3. Put whatever you want in there
4. Click save

As you can see, i just updated mine

Damn it, just took me a good couple of minutes thinking I was going mad because I couldn't find it.....


I've clearly not posted enough. Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

 

[Bladesman]

If you can pass this simple test, you can be whoever you want to be.

1. At the top of the page click your username
2. Scroll down the right hand side to "Custom title"
3. Put whatever you want in there
4. Click save

As you can see, i just updated mine

Shush! only Shoutbox+ members are allowed to know this.

 

[Bell4]

Be a Fanny

 

[From the pig end]

There's a site quiz you have to pass.
1) what does the acronym WYHDP stand for?
2) Tyler Durden was a misunderstood genius or knowitall shithouse?
3) which member speaks in 3rd person on all of his posts?
4) who is known as the weirdo?
5) which dinosaur is present on this site albeit muted by me for being extremely annoying?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I've been a member on here since 2014 but I'm still listed as a "new member".
Is there some kind of ritual, that I need to undertake, to get S24SU Bigger Blade status?

You need to attend the annual forum "Royal Rumble" event.

It's held in a pub garden and it involves all the members starting off in a giant paddling pool full of pork pie jelly. You're only allowed to wear your beige and caramel Y-fronts for this event.

From there on in the last man, or woman, standing gets that exalted bigger Blade status.

 

[Digs blade]

You need to know all the in jokes like ring tone on Nokia’s etc.

Seriously I think it changes when you’ve made so many posts, not sure what that figure is though, 1000 perhaps?

 

[Trigger Blade]

There's a site quiz you have to pass.
1) what does the acronym WYHDP stand for?
2) Tyler Durden was a misunderstood genius or knowitall shithouse?
3) which member speaks in 3rd person on all of his posts?
4) who is known as the weirdo?
5) which dinosaur is present on this site albeit muted by me for being extremely annoying?

1) WUEDP

Fell at your own first hurdle there From the pig end

 

[Vass Borbokis]

There's a site quiz you have to pass.
1) what does the acronym WYHDP stand for?
2) Tyler Durden was a misunderstood genius or knowitall shithouse?
3) which member speaks in 3rd person on all of his posts?
4) who is known as the weirdo?
5) which dinosaur is present on this site albeit muted by me for being extremely annoying?

All easy apart from the Tyler Durden one (apart from the wrong acronym that's already been pointed out), drawing a blank.
How long ago was this?
I'm guessing it was a poster on here and you're not just randomly throwing in there a Fight club question

Wer U Erd Dis Pal
-
Bert
Roy
Stegocuntus

 

[Half Bond Jls]

I thought this was a Kevin McCabe thread.

 

[Bert]

There's a site quiz you have to pass.
1) what does the acronym WYHDP stand for?
2) Tyler Durden was a misunderstood genius or knowitall shithouse?
3) which member speaks in 3rd person on all of his posts?
4) who is known as the weirdo?
5) which dinosaur is present on this site albeit muted by me for being extremely annoying?

3) Bert has no idea.

 

[From the pig end]

All easy apart from the Tyler Durden one (apart from the wrong acronym that's already been pointed out), drawing a blank.
How long ago was this?
I'm guessing it was a poster on here and you're not just randomly throwing in there a Fight club question

Wer U Erd Dis Pal
-
Bert
Roy
Stegocuntus

DAMN!
it was "dis" from young Max wasn't it?

 

[From the pig end]

All easy apart from the Tyler Durden one (apart from the wrong acronym that's already been pointed out), drawing a blank.
How long ago was this?
I'm guessing it was a poster on here and you're not just randomly throwing in there a Fight club question

Wer U Erd Dis Pal
-
Bert
Roy
Stegocuntus

TD came with a few guises, presumably afterbeing banned with the others.
He was a big character. I found him funny at times, he's seemed really intelligent.. but was a complete nasty bastard when he wanted to be as well.
I remember the name though because I'm a big Fight Club fan.

 

[United's Arab Emirate]

If you can pass this simple test, you can be whoever you want to be.

1. At the top of the page click your username
2. Scroll down the right hand side to "Custom title"
3. Put whatever you want in there
4. Click save

As you can see, i just updated mine

If you can pass this simple test, you can be whoever you want to be.

1. At the top of the page click your username
2. Scroll down the right hand side to "Custom title"
3. Put whatever you want in there
4. Click save

As you can see, i just updated mine

Thanks MB, every day is a school day!

 

[Sean Thornton]

I've been a member on here since 2014 but I'm still listed as a "new member".
Is there some kind of ritual, that I need to undertake, to get S24SU Bigger Blade status?

Forrin?