Bacon for breakfast...

[TheFlashingBlade]

...the rest of the pig for lunch, and then unlimited French Champagne for the rest of the evening.

That's how my day is panning out.

Anyone else got any plans?

 

[Bladepicker]

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...the rest of the pig for lunch, and then unlimited French Champagne for the rest of the evening.

That's how my day is panning out.

Anyone else got any plans?

Nice plan however.

That bacon looks horrendous. If you're in France have the garlic mushrooms, scrambled eggs and fresh baguette, the brioche or the pain au chocolat

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Do us a favour TFB.
Just stick that stray bit of bacon back in the pot and photograph it again please.
I won't be able to rest until I know it's been tidied up.
Same as when the teacher used to wipe the blackboard at school and miss a bit.
How I didn't run to the front and grab the rubber from their hand and do it myself I'll never know.
Anyone know a good psychologist?

 

[TJB.]

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...the rest of the pig for lunch, and then unlimited French Champagne for the rest of the evening.

That's how my day is panning out.

Anyone else got any plans?

Looks like a pot of warm peeled scabs, to be honest.

Should save it for next Saturday. It'd be more apt.

 

[RMBlade]

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...the rest of the pig for lunch, and then unlimited French Champagne for the rest of the evening.
That's how my day is panning out.

Anyone else got any plans?

You need to colour that pig in blue before you leave

 

[davidblade]

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...the rest of the pig for lunch, and then unlimited French Champagne for the rest of the evening.

That's how my day is panning out.

Anyone else got any plans?

Yes to go into hibernation, fuck me I'm so nervous!

 

[TheFlashingBlade]

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...the rest of the pig for lunch, and then unlimited French Champagne for the rest of the evening.

That's how my day is panning out.

Anyone else got any plans?

Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

By the way, the misplaced piece of bacon in the photo was merely a premonition of disarray in the porcine defence, pulled out of position and dumped on their piggy little arses time after time.