23/24 season kit thread

[shorehamview]

couple of quick concepts

I’m liking the first away kit. Looks a bit like you’ve been out murdering someone with a chainsaw.

 

[Nedski]

Ordered my promotion shirt from dhgate yesterday, shipped today!

Which dhgate vendor did you use? I ordered and paid 24/5, it "shipped" pretty soon after that but didn't make it to the Dongguan City processing centre until 6/6 and is currently still there!

 

[Inter_blade83]

Which dhgate vendor did you use? I ordered and paid 24/5, it "shipped" pretty soon after that but didn't make it to the Dongguan City processing centre until 6/6 and is currently still there!

Can't remember. See when it arrives. Thought I'd order it so it'll arrive when I get home in a few weeks.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Imagine how Conor Coady would feel if he signs, to then have played for United in two of the poorer kit designs and kilt qualities in recent decades...

From this...



To this..., Poor sod

 

[BLADES1988]

Surely if that horrifying shirt is our actual shirt for this coming season, it will be one of the ugliest lowest selling shirts in living memory?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Imagine how Conor Coady would feel if he signs, to then have played for United in two of the poorer kit designs and kilt qualities in recent decades...

From this...

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To this..., Poor sod

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That macron shirt wasn't all that bad. I got the green and white striped Betis version and it's one of my favourites.

The lower one still isn't available on DH Gate. I'd report it anyway. Probably to the fashion police because it's just dreadful. Someone has designed that. Whether it's legit or not, someone actually sat down, drew it up, and had it made. It's awful and even if not legit, it's still awful. But someone somewhere must know summat we don't. Nobody just makes a shirt for no apparent reason.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Surely if that horrifying shirt is our actual shirt for this coming season, it will be one of the ugliest lowest selling shirts in living memory?

Bespoke though.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Surely if that horrifying shirt is our actual shirt for this coming season, it will be one of the ugliest lowest selling shirts in living memory?

2018/19 and 2020/21 wanted to join the chat...

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Would love to see something similar to the Jamaica warm-up design as an away kit for us.

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Won't be universally popular but I like it. A bit different and I love navy blue with contrasting white/cream.
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I've already got something similar to that with long sleeves in wool.

 

[Dougie]

Bespoke though.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

2018/19 and 2020/21 wanted to join the chat...

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20/21 is just awful even though it has potential.

 

[Westran]

Adults whining like toddlers about what a football shirt might or might not look like is a bit pathetic really. I collect shirts, but I couldn't give a flying fuck what United's looks like, I'll buy it if it's nice, I won't if it isn't. United's stance probably reflect how high a priority it is for the club, not very high I'd guess.

 

[FoxtrotAlphaZulu]

2018/19 and 2020/21 wanted to join the chat...

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2018/9 would've been so much better if the stripes carried on over the back and sleeves or if it was solid red. It looked like watching Fulham when we were kicking towards the away end. And if the sponsor was black instead of green.

The relegation shirt is absolutely ghastly in literally every way. Only home shirt I haven't bought since the days of Macron.

 

[mattbianco1]

Just seen this online (not mine)

 

[mattbianco1]

The relegation shirt is absolutely ghastly in literally every way. Only home shirt I haven't bought since the days of Macron

I disagree. I think the front of the shirt is absolutely fine. If the back had stripes, it wouldn't have got the stick it did:


The back being plain white puts lots off. If Adidas insisted on a solid back, it should be red, not white.

However, with the design of that shirt having solid shoulders and sleeves, the back had to match the sleeves, otherwise it would have looked out of place.

Solid back...
Official white versus red back:


To go solid red, they would have had to go red shoulders as a minimum, maybe sleeves too.

Red Shoulders:


Shoulders AND Sleeves:


Each to their own obviously, but IMO, white shoulders and sleeves look much better on that shirt than red.
It's the lack of back stripes that cost it for me.

 

[LondonBlade89]

I know we’re talking mostly about design here but the PL relegation shirt is probably the worst quality football shirt I’ve ever owned. It’s up there with a Barca fake I got when I was 11 years old on holiday. It genuinely put me off buying another Blades shirt.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Just seen this online (not mine)

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Where have you seen it though?

 

[mattbianco1]

I know we’re talking mostly about design here but the PL relegation shirt is probably the worst quality football shirt I’ve ever owned. It’s up there with a Barca fake I got when I was 11 years old on holiday. It genuinely put me off buying another Blades shirt.

That's true. Very thin, almost see through material

 

[mattbianco1]

Where have you seen it though?

Some random concept kit designer on Instagram.

He posted it on 22nd April. That random fake mannequin was shared on here on 2nd June, i think

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Just seen this online (not mine)

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Interesting though that this is exactly the same as the one from the Chinese wet market. Either this person has seen that picture and smartened it up a bit or it's a complete coincidence.

Still shit though

 

[Le Cynique]

I quite like it as the mockup. The mannequin one looks like something you’d see at a market stall in Bodrum though.

That said, I seem to be the only person who liked the pinstripe adidas one, so take from that what you will…

 

[mattbianco1]

Either this person has seen that picture and smartened it up a bit or it's a complete coincidence.

I edited my post after you replied.

The instagram post was from April.
Maybe the chinese/thai etc. have seen his design and made it.

He designed it before that leaked image was shared on here

 

[Aganarama]

I quite like it as the mockup. The mannequin one looks like something you’d see at a market stall in Bodrum though.

That said, I seem to be the only person who liked the pinstripe adidas one, so take from that what you will…

I liked the pinstripe one too as a one off.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Some random concept kit designer on Instagram.

He posted it on 22nd April. That random fake mannequin was shared on here on 2nd June, i think

The silver/grey stripes are making a bad design worse.

 

[Bladeloyal]

All I know the new kit will be shit , everyone is to the s24su kit designers
Poor material ,badge falling ,off colour runs at a 90degrees wesh .to big to small

 

[Blade56]

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Would anyone like this colour ensemble for the new
away jersey?

I hate that colour and design. Reminds me of an old mate when we called to pick him up on our Lambretta to go to Skeggy. He had overslept and dashed downstairs in his yellow pants to open door. When he turned to rush back upstairs to get dressed he had a huge brown skid mark up the back. Scarred me for life that sight.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

I liked the pinstripe one too as a one off.

If we’re talking about the white anniversary home shirt. It’s a lovely shirt just universally disliked due to it being a home shirt.

 

[DifferentClass]

Would love to see something similar to the Jamaica warm-up design as an away kit for us.

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Won't be universally popular but I like it. A bit different and I love navy blue with contrasting white/cream.
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Looks like Christmas is getting earlier and earlier every year!

 

[Greg.]

Asked AI for an attempt (just ignore the hands )

 

[DifferentClass]

Asked AI for an attempt (just ignore the hands )

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We signed Jeremy Beadle?