‘Facts’ about Iliman Ndiaye

[El Volví]

Ndiaye can touch MC Hammer.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Ndiaye can touch MC Hammer.

 

[Valleyblade]

Sinead O'connor believes ndiaye compares, and is better than you.

 

[Gareth Kay]

I honestly think he's going to the very top. Hope he doesn't sign for a Southampton, wolves or forest etc

 

[Bayingblade]

In his spare time, Iliman Ndiaye makes silk purses out of sow's ears.

 

[manxblade]

He played for Sheffield united before he signed for Barcelona

 

[Scarebus]

Shania Twain watched the match today and changed the lyrics to “that does impress me much”

 

[Eza Blade]

Ndiaye is that smooth he makes Barry White sound like Sean Dyche

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Iliman Ndiaye has completed the Outer Circle on the No. 2 bus. Twice.

 

[Sheff de party]

Illiman Ndiaye crossed a bridge before he came to it.

 

[Trigger Blade]

The stitching on Iliman Ndiaye's Errea kit is perfect.

Apart from the bit holding the badge on

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

The stitching on Iliman Ndiaye's Errea kit is perfect.

Some claim!! High esteem indeed

 

[Blade for Sale]

The Greeks fear Iliman N'Diaye whether he's bearing gifts or not.

Iliman N'Diaye can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

His Mum's got a hairdressers on Woodseats. 'Curl up N'Diaye'.

 

[Bladebri]

Illiman N'Diaye is walking in the footsteps of TC

 

[Big Hitter]

Thank fuck he didn't choose the scoring prowess of McBurnie!

Retraction???4

 

[El Volví]

Retraction???4

In evidence I refer the honorable gentleman to the moment just before Ndiaye scored on Saturday.

 

[Big Hitter]

In evidence I refer the honorable gentleman to the moment just before Ndiaye scored on Saturday.

Not to the 21st minute one then.?

 

[BladesOnToast]

Billy Sharp's parents called him Billy so he would have a first name that sounded a bit like Ndiaye's

 

[Big Hitter]

In evidence I refer the honorable gentleman to the moment just before Ndiaye scored on Saturday.

Retraction now??!!!

 

[El Volví]

Retraction now??!!!

I give McBurnie MoM for his performance today and I never ever thought that I would do that!

 

[Blade for Sale]

The World Cup has been switched to winter because Iliman N'Diaye is busy next summer building a rabbit hutch

 

[DifferentClass]

Imagine Debbie Harry in cammy knickers spoonfeeding a beef vindaloo to Pans People in a sauna in Bangkok.
That's half as hot as Iliman Ndiaye.

 

[Basing Blade]

In 1979 maybe, but not now.

 

[DifferentClass]

In 1979 maybe, but not now.

I still would.

 

[ashsufc1889]

Iliman drinks napalm to fight indegestion

 

[HVR]

Alanis Morissette thinks Iliman’s current contract situation is ironic.

 

[Sheff de party]

Iliman Ndiaye let the dogs out.

 

[Sheff de party]

When Iliman Ndiaye plays it by ear, he also wins a penalty.

 

[ZLB]

Iliman Ndiaye got knocked down but got up again.