I would let Billy Sharp...

[mattbianco1]

... ??

In no particular order - Cup my balls, Shag my wife, Tear me a new one.

 

[s4-blade]

Score goals

 

[Stretch]

Buy me a drink. He's fucking loaded.

 

[Bayingblade]

... ??

In no particular order - Cup my balls, Shag my wife, Tear me a new one.

Would you?

 

[Rusty view]

Concerntrate on his own game and get in with getting us promoted....











I'd then let him do what the fuck he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

 

[stringjunior]

.... organise a piss up in a brewery

 

[SwissBlade]

Eat all the pies

 

[BushBlade]

... ??

In no particular order - Cup my balls, Shag my wife, Tear me a new one.

You seem to be implying he needs your permission.

 

[Rusty view]

... ??

In no particular order - Cup my balls, Shag my wife, Tear me a new one.

That was so 2 seasons ago..... still can't shit without spraying

 

[knowsnowt]

Use my 10mm socket.
And no, that's not a euphemism for my bung hole.

 

[Champagneblade]

... ??

In no particular order - Cup my balls, Shag my wife, Tear me a new one.

Can you wait till pre-season? We don’t need any distractions.

What’s going to happen when it’s twitchy bum time in the run in?

You’ve not thought this through have you? You’ve rushed in!

 

[Topplayersleave]

FFS !!
Roll on tomorrow afternoon

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

....have a testimonial when he leaves the club in 18 months time.

 

[nezimão]

...eat my last rollo.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Go to Man UTD next season for......














......Our league fixture

 

[Rodley]

Bit cringe this