The person I feel sorry for

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"We wrote this season off, all current season ticket holder's get free, one season extension for 2016/17"

Sorted!
 
"To celebrate our sixth season in the division there will be an early bird deal on offer, so we are asking all Blades not to miss out on a super 5% discount on all Season Tickets!"
 
Ecco1889 said:
is the guy who writes the season ticket renewal brochure,good luck with that my friend
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I can just see it...

"A word from our beloved co-chairman, Jim Phipps -

'Come and renew, fellow Sheffield fans! See a great season's soccer on the state-the-art soccer pitch that the owners have sacrificed so, so much to instal for you! And, just to make next season more special, we're making arrangements to have The Knives play in a brand new blue kit with a new badge - we know you'll just love it! Love y'all!' ..."
 
Alfreton14Blade said:
I can just see it...

"A word from our beloved co-chairman, Jim Phipps -

'Come and renew, fellow Sheffield fans! See a great season's soccer on the state-the-art soccer pitch that the owners have sacrificed so, so much to instal for you! And, just to make next season more special, we're making arrangements to have The Knives play in a brand new blue kit with a new badge - we know you'll just love it! Love y'all!' ..."
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Add cheer leaders , free can of coke , pop corn and away we go . Can it get worst or dafter , you bet .

It's the making of a Harry Enfield sketch .

UTB
 



Lord Bos of Eckington. said:
Add cheer leaders , free can of coke , pop corn and away we go . Can it get worst or dafter , you bet .

It's the making of a Harry Enfield sketch .

UTB
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Plus free clappers, no not me, those stupid plastic things you bang together a la all plastic clubs And a free half and half scarf red and white and blue and white to celebrate one half of the city being promoted. (Oh shudder)
 
Might better just showing a picture of a packed Meadowhall with the words "Come on, the alternative is probably even worse"
 
1973Blade said:
It's summer, you're lying on the beach and you've forgotten how crap we were last season. So renew now before you remember!
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More likely:

It's nearly Easter, cough up you masochistic sods.
 
Linz said:
More likely:

It's nearly Easter, cough up you masochistic sods.
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Or, 'you know if you don't renew, sod's law will happen and we'll reach the Cup Final. How will you feel not being able to get a ticket for a game you've waited all your life for'?
 
"Last season saw The Blades teetering on the cliff edge of disaster. This season, though, we'll take a giant leap forward."
 
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