CONFIRMED Jordan Ayew

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

God almighty this is a depressing signing. Ayew has been past it for about 4 years now - I’d rather we have kept Zatterstrom and look to blood one of the kids into the squad…

 

[Matlock Blade]

I think McGuiness has been ok this season. Is he injured as he's not on the bench tonight?

 

[dexter101]

There’s a hint of Pulse and Cocktails to that picture.

Funny you mention that. Heard we have a new corporate partner we are announcing tonight. Announcement has to be post watershed though...

 

[HackeyBlade]

He might have been, I really don't know. I'm not going to have an opinion on him at this moment in time, until I've seen him for United.

Hold on a minute, you just said he was a good player then admitted you don't know. I based my opinion purely on numbers after admitting I haven't watched him play, what did you form your opinion based on?

 

[MancBlade85]

CONFIRMED we're completely out of ideas

 

[Red Wing Blade]

 

[David Wheatley]

We are a complete mess if this is what we are resorting too.

We needed someone who is young with a point to prove who has energy, pace and movement.

We got some of this with Donovan so why has Wilder decided on a 35 year old who has never been that good and is now way past his

This is not the answer and beggars belief

We are becoming a joke

 

[VonBrysonsExpress]

The recruitment log demands that focus can only ever be in two places.

Clough chose Blackpool and Scotland.

Wilder has chosen Leicester and Leeds.

That's where Simon Clough had a couple of ladies on the go, running a successful newsagents & scouting for players requires a certain relief from the rigours busty in Blackpool & Elspeth in Edinburgh.

 

[Houston_Blade]

So we’ve signed a player who is going to be away for a month?

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Sounds like it might be a good thing. Could he take a few more?!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Welcome Jordan.

Try to kick the ball into the net. There's not ours.

 

[Valley Blade]

Hold on a minute, you just said he was a good player then admitted you don't know. I based my opinion purely on numbers after admitting I haven't watched him play, what did you form your opinion based on?

I said he was good in his prime. Actually read what I said. I also said he may not be now. Like you, I don't know. Unlike you, I will be basing an opinion on what I see for myself, instead of relying on stats. As an aside, a player can set up 10 nailed on chances every match, but if nobody puts them away, he records no assists.

 

[Manwell Pablo]

Surely can't be any worse than cannon and Campbell.

I can confirm he is worse.

And 35 soon.

And he’s probably been sat on his arse for 2 and half months since Ghana got knocked out the World Cup.

 

[brownblade]

Seems a lot of people are confident he's lost it. Which is unfortunate.
I was hoping that he hadn't...

 

[Greg.]

40!

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

40!

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Thought the 40 was referring to his age!

 

[AWetFlannel]

Zatterstrom is pretty much the only player left Wilder "inherited". Can't believe he's still using that as an excuse. This is his squad, his players.

McGuinness, Chong, Tanganga, Ukaki.

 

[chesblade]

Did anyone notice him coming off pitch when they were interviewing Sydie after subs do there runs he looked shattered

 

[HarryHaslam]

Can’t say I’ve ever really paid attention to him in the past so no idea what he will be like but fingers crossed he can nick a few vital goals throughout the season. His old man was some player but I’m pretty confident Jordan does not have his Dads ability

 

[Akrotiri_Blades]

Can’t say I’ve ever really paid attention to him in the past so no idea what he will be like but fingers crossed he can nick a few vital goals throughout the season. His old man was some player but I’m pretty confident Jordan does not have his Dads ability

Neither have I really but he did score "that goal" for Palace if it helps

 

[HarryHaslam]

Neither have I really but he did score "that goal" for Palace if it helps

Ohh he might have a little bit of his dads skill

 

[Hallamboy87]

What an underwhelming signing!!!! This is signing I genuinely thought the pigs next door would make not fucking us!!! He is absolutely a bag of crap and will throw his hands up when nothing goes his way!

I really can't see this being a CW signing!

When the pass don't go within 0.5mm in front of him he will throw his hands away like a kid!

Can't actually believe this!!!

 

[Ron_Justice]

Gotta say, there's a load of people here that have seen a fuck tonne more football than me to be so sure of Ayew's levels. Must be watching every team in the PL and Champ multiple times a season to keep abreast of these fringe players.

 

[Sean Thornton]

What an underwhelming signing!!!! This is signing I genuinely thought the pigs next door would make not fucking us!!! He is absolutely a bag of crap and will throw his hands up when nothing goes his way!

I really can't see this being a CW signing!

When the pass don't go within 0.5mm in front of him he will throw his hands away like a kid!

Can't actually believe this!!!

Who’s signing is he then?

 

[Hallamboy87]

The boards. On the cheap! On paper he looks a good player

 

[Sean Thornton]

The boards. On the cheap! On paper he looks a good player

Wilder needs to put his foot down then.

 

[Blade58]

The boards. On the cheap! On paper he looks a good player

With the shithouse of a fk up last season with Bord, the “data led” signings and the recommendation to bring in Selles, I would at least hope these owners would’ve learned their lesson by now?

 

[JohnDenver]

If he can do 25 respectable minutes a week to reduce Bamford’s workload, he’ll be worth something to us.

 

[Hallamboy87]

Wilder needs to put his foot down then.

100%

The signings in and out are not CW led. Why would he have let Hamer and O'Hare leave on the cheap?

 

[Sean Thornton]

100%

The signings in and out are not CW led. Why would he have let Hamer and O'Hare leave on the cheap?

Wow!

 

[Hallamboy87]

Wow!

???? am I wrong? If so state why?