Song for Jordan Ayew

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Had to give you a like for the Guildford Stranglers…… class band , remember when they first came out…
Now I think about it …. A song for the perennial moaners on here …….

To the tune of Get a Grip…… the Stranglers

Didn't have the money round to pay the seller’s bill
Ducked and dived in Delaware and we’re hiding still….
Begged and borrowed sometimes, we misled the EFL..
The worse crime that we ever did was ignoring Ruben’s smell…

But our money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself
But our money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself
And you should know………

I’ll get me coat…..

Nice 'N' Sleazy would be pretty apt for our owners. (Allegedly)

 

[BazWainwright]

There's some absolutely BRILLIANT suggestions here.

Come on Blades - let's get singing them on Sunday against Wolves, eh?

Really get behind the squad when Wilder brings him on for Tanganga in the 83rd minute when we are 0-4 down and we need a change of tactics ...

 

[mattbianco1]

To Lenny Kravitz - Are you gonna go my way....

"Now you gotta, gotta knoooooo.... Ayew's gonna score a goal!"

 

[diode_blade]

Dire Straits
"Money is for nothing but Ayew's are free"
Wilder police cover band
"Da...dooo...dooo...da...daaa..daaa...daaa..Ayew's all I've got for you..."

 

[Sean Thornton]

Old Blue Eyes

It had to be Ayew
It had to be Ayew
I wandered around and I finally found
The somebody who
Might score a goal or two
And stop me me being blue
And even be glad rather than sad that the owners bought you

 

[Melbourne Blade]

To the tune of Agadoo...

Jordan Ayew Yew Yew score a goal from a free
To the left to the right jump up and down and break a knee
Come and score every match we got him on a free.

Maybe not...

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Jordan Ayew (Oooh Ayew),
Jordan Ayew (Oooh Ayew)...

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Being a 60's child I love the Scott McKenzie classic San Francisco. Due to technical reasons you will note I've altered the part about flowers in Jordan's hair.

Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing you all sing it on the terraces.

Ayew going to St Marys Stadium
Be sure to paint some flowers on your head
Ayew going to St Andrews Stadium
You're going meet some scary full backs there....