Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Rodley]

Wilf’s Milfs

After spying their husbands going away on a long business trip, handyman Rostron offers his pipe laying services FOC to local trophy wives. Subscribe to OnlyFans for exclusive behind-the-scenes interviews.

 

[Rodley]

Boglebox

Jayden is forced to endure 24 hours of SheffieldLiveTV. Will Biggsy break him? Tune in to find out.

 

[Cheesebored]

Inhale with Mchale.

Ray takes Louis Theroux on a tour of the back streets of Amsterdam reminiscing about the good old days of tearing up the league. With guest appearances from Kevin Arnott (rizzlas) and Dennis Mortimer (edibles).

 

[raul]

Beefan with Ethan

Serial loanee Amps comperes the action live from Argos Car Park as S2 scores get settled in the traditional manner. This week- Battle of the Banned features Kaz v Deano.

 

[Rodley]

Sitting on Baldock of a Bay

After a recent appearance for Greece, George gets his measure of airport chaos when his Ryanair flight to Donny is cancelled. Resorting to the next available P&O from Athens docks to get home, George hunkers down on a dockside bench with 12 hours in fierce sunshine to wait and only a warm can of Fanta to keep him hydrated.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Everybody hates Chris.

Now entering its third season.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Arrested ?Developments !

Oli’s in trouble again.




Curb your enthusiasm

Blades fans suggest shady Yank investor fucks off. Presented by Kevin McCabe.




The Spy who came in from the cold.

Anonymous player leaks story about a freezing wesh in the sink.

 

[Eddie odd legs]

Allan Kelly on being a hero?

 

[Tongeincheek]

‘Ndlovu at First Sight’ - wherein people are given ocular implants to cure their blindness, and we make sure the first thing they ever see is Zimbabwe’s GoAT, Peter Ndlovu.

He doesn’t say anything to them, and we don’t explain why he’s there.

 

[Rodley]

Is this Ndlovu that I’m feeling? (I wanna know wanna know wanna know now)

Handsy remake of Naked Attraction in which naked members (lol) of public are lined up along with our Peter and blindfolded contestants guess which one is the Zimbabwean winger, from touch alone. But once the contestant have copped a feel, will they guess correctly whether it’s Ndlovu they are feeling? Nick “Monty” Montgomery hosts.

 

[The Crab]

It's all shite with Phil Kite.

Former Blades keeper Phil Kite gives his opinion on the events of the day

Platty juubs? Putin? The energy cap? Phil says its all shite....

 

[Rodley]

Eeza Goode, Eeza Goode, Eez Ebeneezer Goode!!

Quirky quiz show where contestants guess which members of the studio audience are related to Blades loanee Charlie Goode. But will one lucky player find Charlies Great Uncle Ebeneezer and win the special prize? Nick “Monty” Montgomery hosts.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Engage with Gage

This week, Kev blames the ban on banana daiquiris and chimps masturbating for crowds at the Zoo firmly at the feet of Bill Gates and the landlord of The Blue Stoops.

 

[Badger Blade]

How High Dong

Hao Haidong emulates the late Fred Dibnah by climbing some of the highest clock towers in the world from Big Ben to the Met Life building.

 

[Rodley]

‘Ndlovu at First Sight’ - wherein people are given ocular implants to cure their blindness, and we make sure the first thing they ever see is Zimbabwe’s GoAT, Peter Ndlovu.

He doesn’t say anything to them, and we don’t explain why he’s there.

Brilliant

 

[William Large]

Gurning with McBurnie

The hapless, goldie looking chain extra, tours the country telling people how much he earns to be able to afford stupidly expensive watches whilst not providing anything tangible to his employers to justify said wages.

He then captures their astonished, gurning reactions on camera, handing prizes out to the best ones.

 

[Rodley]

Blounty

Watch on as former Blades reserve Mark Blount tries to launch a new coconut based confectionary. Episode 1 sees a nervous Mark fluff his sales pitch at ASDA HQ, leaving him confused about what the word “derivative” means.

 

[Rodley]

How much are these holds worth?

Niche reboot of the Antiques Roadshow where Blades stopper David Holdsworth values vintage grips, clamps and other holding tools. This week sees amateur DIY enthusiast Nick “Monty” Montgomery bring a 1979 suction vice into the workshop for valuation.

 

[Rodley]

Errea 51 (years old)

Hit new show in which a studio audience vote whether it’s normal for over 50s contestants to wear replica kit, or they need investigating by the authorities. Hosted by Nick “Monty” Montgomery.

 

[Sean Thornton]

G

Gurning with McBurnie

The hapless, goldie looking chain extra, tours the country telling people how much he earns to be able to afford stupidly expensive watches whilst not providing anything tangible to his employers to justify said wages.

He then captures their astonished, gurning reactions on camera, handing prizes out to the best ones.

Straight to UK TV Fools Gold.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Grassy Knill.

Nostalgic look back at Alans gardening leave with the answer to the question “did Lee Harvey Bettis fire Chris Wilder, or was he out of the back door like a shot”.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Kevin Gauges.

Whether he or Matt Le Tissier is the biggest ex professional footballing fruitcake.

Music by Right Said Fred. Live from the Manor Hotel (Closed to the public due to Monkeypox)

 

[Selly]

Coming up on BBC1 at 11:30 this morning, we join a former Sheffield United footballer turned matchstick modeller in his attempt to recreate the Presidential residency in Washington.

That's Dane's White House right after Homes under the Hammer.

 

[TJB.]

E and Freezy.

Luke Freeman details his love for ecstasy. Can he ping a ball about when coming down off the pingers? Probably not.

 

[borbokis]

Berge-rac
Professional handsome man and Norweigan footballer Sander Berge stars as Bergerac. Recently retired from football, Sander must now earn his keep driving round the peaks in a MK2 Jag solving mysteries.

 

[Houston_Blade]

E and Freezy.

Luke Freeman details his love for ecstasy. Can he ping a ball about when coming down off the pingers? Probably not.

Co-starring Gary Ablett

 

[borbokis]

Little vonkey -
We all know the Nativity, but, what brought the donkey to be there on the fateful night? Follow our hero as we learn that sometimes being little, can mean big things!

Starring Michael vonk as the donkey, Neil Warnock as Mary and nick "Monty" Montgomery as the baby jesus

 

[TJB.]

Little vonkey -
We all know the Nativity, but, what brought the donkey to be there on the fateful night? Follow our hero as we learn that sometimes being little, can mean big things!

Starring Michael vonk as the donkey, Neil Warnock as Mary and nick "Monty" Montgomery as the baby jesus

"FACKIN ell, what's the difference? We're in Bethlehem. That's the fucking difference, eh?"

 

[Rodley]

The (Erogenous) Zone Man

Softcore legend Wilf returns to bawdy action once again in his latest feature length sexcapade. The R-rated laughs begin when he packs in his day job as a window cleaner and enlists on an online course to become a Tantric Sex Expert. Exclusive behind the scenes content available on his OnlyFans channel.

 

[Guesty]

"FACKIN ell, what's the difference? We're in Bethlehem. That's the fucking difference, eh?"

"Serves you right for fucking Herod".