Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Ernest]

Seck & The City

Former Blades defender Mamadou Seck takes viewers on a whistle stop tour of his hometown, Rufisque, Senegal, and for the first time, talks openly about that 58-minute debut against the Chengdu Blades.

 

[Rodley]

Et qui est qui Hecky - Tomorrow’s man / U23 Coach Paul Heckingbottom trawls through the seedy depths of European culture in this jaunty late night magazine show

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Hogan’s Heroes.

Nearly-made-it footballers reunite to recreate the goals that relegated Sheffield Wednesday in 2020/21.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Sammon's Knockin' on the Door, Sammon's Ringing the Bell...

Join Blades' favourite Connor Sammon as he plays the timeless classic game of "Thunder and Lightning", rapping on the front doors' of unwitting celebrities and scarpering pronto. This week's victim: Billy Sharp.

 

[Micky Narker]

Jordan Slew's African Coup - Jordan leads a team of CIA-backed mercenaries to overthrow the President of Uganda...with hilarious results!

 

[DifferentClass]

Brewster's Millions- Young manager Slavisa Jokanovic deals with the trials and tribulations of having a £23m player who can't even cross a ball to save his life. Starring Dean Hammond as Brewster's agent.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Joka’s Wild

Things are gonna get serious!



Under MilkNowrwood

Story of a man with no tackle.

 

[Micky Narker]

Fleck's Decks - John Fleck sails various boats from a Viking longboat to a UK army warship

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

'Walks Around Britain' with rotating guest Blades players. Locations include places such as Swansea & Luton but each show results in the presenter getting completely and utterly lost (despite having a map) and requiring emergency rescue.

 

[Jinxy1966]

Stainrod’s Stained Rod
Ex-footballers cautionary tale of what can happen if you don’t carry out a thorough post coital cock wash when she’s got the decorators in.

 

[Rodley]

Live and Let Ndiaye

Mercurial youngster and all round demi-god Illian Ndiaye showcases his other worldly footballing talents in this feature length rehash of the Bond classic. Some critics already describe it as the Film of the Year based on advanced screenings.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Withnail Ndiaye

Iliman takes off to the Lake District with hilarious consequences. Guest appearance from Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.

 

[Plymouthblade]

Illian and Lillian with Judy finnegan
Illian ndiaye and Lilian nalis talk Sheffield Uniteds poor start to the season

 

[benn5712]

Wheeltappers and Shunters. An evening with Dougie Brown.

 

[Rodley]

Sinclair’s Accessories

Matchday announcer Gary Sinclair discusses his favourite body piercings

 

[Guesty]

Live and Let Ndiaye

Mercurial youngster and all round demi-god Illian Ndiaye showcases his other worldly footballing talents in this feature length rehash of the Bond classic. Some critics already describe it as the Film of the Year based on advanced screenings.

I've already put a fiver on No Time To Ndiaye winning Best Picture in five years time. Based on the concept art on Twitter, I'm convinced it will win.

Starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Ernst "Stavro" Bloefeld.

 

[Ralph Blade]

Upstart Flo

The Norwegian centre forward talks to former Leicester boss Craig Shakespeare about the Fox‘s Champions League exploits.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

MG's MGs
Blades' new boy Morgan Gibbs-White takes us on a whistlestop tour of his favourite MG cars, from the loveable Bullnose Morris Oxford to the zippy, high-octane MG-6.

 

[Il Coltello]

Brewsters Silly'uns - an hour long showreel of some of the hilarious, cow's arse with banjo missing shots by our bungling centre forward.

Includes 10 minutes of previously unseen shots that go out for throw ins.

 

[Rodley]

Snidey Peck

Amidst the MeToo movement and more enlightened attitudes to meeting the opposite sex, this feature length documentary looks at the changing modus operandi of the modern sex pest.

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

"Where's Ollie?" Hilarious show showing footage of Blades games where fans have to somehow spot Burke and Mcburnie having a positive influence on our play. Prizes include a free headbutt, and a makeover by some dopey orange bird, designed to make you look a right twat.....

 

[Rodley]

Done, Done, Deeper n Done

Industrious L1 striker and fanatical rucksack wearer Matty Done goes potholing in the High Peak

 

[Micky Narker]

Curt in a Yurt - Curtis Woodhouse gives up his life in England to become a yak herder with a nomadic tribe in Mongolia.

 

[Champagneblade]

Pointers view - no relation to Anne Robinson's Point of View. This time James Harper, in a throwback to his playing career, relives key matches which would have turned out very differently if his teammates had just gone where he was pointing, but more effectively.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Harry And The Hendersons.
Former boss Bassett reminisces with Micky,Darius and Dean about their differing fortunes during their time at The Lane.

 

[Rodley]

Through the Wirmola

Astrophysics with the Swedish centre half

 

[Gin&Juice]

Succession. with Scott McCabe plotting against that evil father of his Kevin. Kevin Blackwell as his lackey son in law and Danny Wilson as Karl.

 

[TimofeeVee]

Up next on Quest, The Suffo'ragettes: Cameroonian ex footballer Patrick Suffo, takes an in depth look back at women's suffrage in the UK.

 

[gordoncharles]

ROBBOCOP!

In this whodunnit with a new twist, Jack Robinson stars as a detective who's never quite able to catch his man

 

[Sean Thornton]

Billy Gets Gruff

Derby troll gets owned by Blades captain.




We need to talk about Kevin

Gagey goes further down the rabbit hole



We know what you did last summer ( sat in your van)

Starring James Corden as Neil Shipperley