Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Sean Thornton]

Cook off.

Join Andy, Laney and Trafford in deciding which set of Tingo books Dozy should hand over to the authorities.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Prince and The Pauper.

Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Morris on Norris - former blade Colin Morris looks back on the life of former writer and creator of guiness world records Norris Mcwhirter.

Bensteads Bandstands -ex blade goalkeeper Graham Benstead discovers some of Britain's finest outdoor covered musical performance venues.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Bobs Hatton !
Vintage Blades striker trying on and eating various types of headwear from here and around the world !
As ever UTB !

Mike's Trusson!

Vintage Blades midfielder tests gentleman's support apparel from here and around the world

 

[Katzenjammer]

Holmes Under The Hammer.


Suspenseful sci-fi thriller as forgettable Sheffield United man Ricky Holmes is shrunken to 100 times his original size by an evil scientist and forced to take part in a real life game of Whack-a-Mole in order to avoid being pulverised by an overzealous 4 year old child and his rubber mallet.

 

[Le Cynique]

Kevin’s Black Well: Erstwhile Sheffield United manager Kevin Blackwell is confused by the black water coming out of his backyard well. On further investigation, it becomes apparent that he’s living on top of a huge oil well - and he uses his new-found wealth to assemble the greatest squad of footballers ever seen, before inexplicably bypassing the entirety of midfield to hoof the ball up to the front man.
Contains upsetting scenes of Kevin De Bruyne watching the ball sail over his head again and again again.

 

[Rodley]

Peck Errs

Documentary hosted by Blades youngster Sydie Peck examining how nerves can affect sporting performance

 

[wak1889]

Tree planting with Tom Davies, oh wait that has actually been broadcast, worth the licence fee on its own

 

[gordoncharles]

Money Heist

"Professor" Paul Woolhouse along with sidekick Stephen Hinchliffe hold thousands of season ticket holders hostage whilst engaging in an elaborate plot to print money for themselves

Episode One: Weers Munneh Gone? Guest stars: Mike McDonald and Reg Brealey

 

[biggiesablade]

Vini spots a Mini.

Souza stands next to parkway and points out minis that come pass.

 

[Rodley]

The ITK Crowd - Sitcom following the lives of S24SU forum rumourmongers.

 

[brownblade]

Egan goes Vegan

Osborn eats frogspawn

McBurnie's skin's burning

 

[William Large]

Holmes Under The Hammer.


Suspenseful sci-fi thriller as forgettable Sheffield United man Ricky Holmes is shrunken to 100 times his original size by an evil scientist and forced to take part in a real life game of Whack-a-Mole in order to avoid being pulverised by an overzealous 4 year old child and his rubber mallet.

Holmes under the Hamer.

Ricky Holmes challenges our Gus to a wrestling match in the car park of the Copthorne with Nick ‘Monty’ Montgomery refereeing.

It begins well for Ricky who appears to have the chubby little Dutchman under control, until the sun appears from behind a cloud, reflecting off Gus’s beautiful white nibblers, dazzling Ricky and leading to Gus mounting him, overpowering him with his garlicky, kebab breath and forcing a quick submission and victory.

Ricky, Gus and Monty then retire to the newly refurbished Copthorne to celebrate, where Gus quickly gets shit faced, strips naked aside for some decorative clogs and treats all present to a traditional dance routine before falling asleep in the disabled bogs.

 

[stringjunior]

Oh how I've missed this thread...

 

[Rodley]

Holmes under the Hamer.

Ricky Holmes challenges our Gus to a wrestling match in the car park of the Copthorne with Nick ‘Monty’ Montgomery refereeing.

It begins well for Ricky who appears to have the chubby little Dutchman under control, until the sun appears from behind a cloud, reflecting off Gus’s beautiful white nibblers, dazzling Ricky and leading to Gus mounting him, overpowering him with his garlicky, kebab breath and forcing a quick submission and victory.

Ricky, Gus and Monty then retire to the newly refurbished Copthorne to celebrate, where Gus quickly gets shit faced, strips naked aside for some decorative clogs and treats all present to a traditional dance routine before falling asleep in the disabled bogs.

Squeezed a lot into three paragraphs there TBF

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

The Repair Shop.
In his biggest challenge yet Jay Blades (no relation) greets the Sheffield United medical staff as they bring him a selection of malfunctioning footballers to restore to their former glory.

 

[Tongeincheek]

‘Benie and the Jets’ - diminutive former Blades forward Benie Traore fronts a confusing documentary covering his favourite planes, the Harrier Jump Jet and the Eurofighter Typhoon.

They don’t really have the budget to feature the jets, so most of the doc is Benie flying a kite.

 

[The Fox]

Rockets Rumours

Rocketman dressed as a rocket (ala stig) discloses his amazing insight and predictions in the football market .

 

[Sean Thornton]

And I thinks it’s gonna be a long long time.

Elton John hosts a show where Blades fans guess when one of Rocketmans predictions will actually come true.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Squeezed a lot into three paragraphs there TBF

No one tell him about the wrestling scene in “Women in Love”. His trousers will never be above his ankles again.

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

Mucky O'Hare

The new Blades hero gets down & dirty showcasing the seedy side of Sheffield shenanigans picking up where A Very British Brothel left off. Dressed as a green alien sci-fi rabbit.

 

[DifferentClass]

An Idiot Abroad

Join S24SU forum legend Fallowfield as he takes in the sights of Chile and Greece. As luck would have it, his interpreters (Ben Brereton Diaz and George Baldock) don't speak a lick of the language. Hilarity ensues.

Also starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Rabies Doctor #2.

 

[Plymouthblade]

Nocturnal England…

Harrison Burrows through fox dens and rabbit warrens exploring rural England.
Harrison is elergic to pigs so found is expertise on animals of the night

 

[The Crab]

Wes he going?

Former Blades keeper Wes Foderingham decides to visit random motorway service stations.

Today he’s at Toddington where he samples the almost warm buffet breakfast. After that, Wes buys a fuzzy brush tooth chew from the toilets, then visits WH Smith and buys a couple of paperbacks on the buy one get one half price offer, a flapjack and a bottle of water.

Starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery as WH Smith guy, and Ivo Grbic as a speed bump

 

[Sean Thornton]

An Idiot Abroad

Join S24SU forum legend Fallowfield as he takes in the sights of Chile and Greece. As luck would have it, his interpreters (Ben Brereton Diaz and George Baldock) don't speak a lick of the language. Hilarity ensues.

Also starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Rabies Doctor #2.

“An idiot on S24SU”

“Who do you think you are”
A one off documentary where everyone knows it’s Fallowfield.

“Prick up your ears”
greasychapbutty discusses his dyslexia

 

[Plymouthblade]

Blame my eyes me

 

[DifferentClass]

Wes he going?

Former Blades keeper Wes Foderingham decides to visit random motorway service stations.

Today he’s at Toddington where he samples the almost warm buffet breakfast. After that, Wes buys a fuzzy brush tooth chew from the toilets, then visits WH Smith and buys a couple of paperbacks on the buy one get one half price offer, a flapjack and a bottle of water.

Starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery as WH Smith guy, and Ivo Grbic as a speed bump

Speed bump, fuck me that's being generous!

 

[William Large]

Campbell’s Cambelts

Buck-tooth, goal shy, ginger ‘striker’, Andy Campbell invites contestants to bring obscure vehicles to his home address on a Redcar housing estate, then giving himself 24 hours to locate the correct cam belt from a series of local scrap merchants.

Andy has a 100% success rate until Nick ‘Monty’ Montgomery attends with his dad’s old Gilbern Invader Mk 3 (estate) which has been rotting in his fat nannan’s front garden since the Mid 70’s.

Hilarity ensues when our copper headed hero attempts to hoodwink ‘Monty’ by returning with minutes to spare with a MK2 version. ‘Monty’ is far too savvy for the cheeky smoggie and realises immediately, forcing Campbell to admit defeat.

The two roll around with laughter before heading immediately to the nearest seaside cafe for a Parmo and dandelion and burdock supper.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Del Dooley sleeps over.

Inspired by his namesake, Stacey, and spurred on by an attitude of "how hard can telly possibly be?" Derek ventures into a number of semistructured interview-based slumber parties, with the weird and wonderful folk of this world, as part of this mini docuseries.

Episode 1: Mormons on't Manor.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Wes he going?

Former Blades keeper Wes Foderingham decides to visit random motorway service stations.

Today he’s at Toddington where he samples the almost warm buffet breakfast. After that, Wes buys a fuzzy brush tooth chew from the toilets, then visits WH Smith and buys a couple of paperbacks on the buy one get one half price offer, a flapjack and a bottle of water.

Starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery as WH Smith guy, and Ivo Grbic as a speed bump