Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[BushBlade]

"FACKIN ell, what's the difference? We're in Bethlehem. That's the fucking difference, eh?"

You’ve got to fucking die for three wise men.

 

[BushBlade]

Co-starring Gary Ablett

Guest star Mick Mills.

 

[Sean Thornton]

G

You’ve got to fucking die for three wise men.

Gold, Frankincense and Myrhh? No arse cream then?

 

[BushBlade]

G


Gold, Frankincense and Myrhh? No arse cream then?

I think myrrh was an early version of Sudocreme.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I think myrrh was an early version of Sudocreme.

That’s for Babby Colin, not for thee.

Right, £50 or every reserve game in January and February

Mary - why is the gold in Paddys kit bag?

 

[Middle Aged Blade]

“It shouldn’t happen to Ablett” - Gary Ablett travelling around North Yorkshire farms, sticking his hand (sometime gloved) up cow’s arses

 

[Jinxy1966]

Rush Hour

Proposed 60 minute compilation of Ian Rush’s unproductive loan spell. Despite the misleading title the running time is actually 30 seconds & comprises of 1 clip showing the big nosed scouser running to his car & thankfully fucking off.
Featuring a cameo appearance by Nick “Monty” Montgomery as angry fan who throws shoe at car.

 

[sheffieldred]

Might've missed the point of this but it seems a genius concept.

The sky at night with Leon britton and David Cotterill The pint sized pair discussing the stars and a frequently passing mitre high overhead on a Tuesday night

 

[Ginger Gnome]

Running Up Matt Hill: the ex defender presents a running masterclass soundtracked by a non-stop loop of Kate Bush (a show particularly popular with the ginger lass from Stranger Things)

 

[Bladethebrian]

Let’s Talk Phonetics - Connor Sammon and Jack Lester get together to discuss how words aren’t always spelled as they sound. Nick Monty Montgomery hosts whilst Oli Burke just doesn’t get it. What a berk.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Monkey Tennis with Glynn Hodges. Has that already been done?

 

[DifferentClass]

Let’s Talk Phonetics - Connor Sammon and Jack Lester get together to discuss how words aren’t always spelled as they sound. Nick Monty Montgomery hosts whilst Oli Burke just doesn’t get it. What a berk.

Recall that bastion of journalistic excellence The Stir once spelling Jack Lester as "Jack Leicester"

 

[Rodley]

Dances with Wilfs

Legendary utility man Wilf Rostron is joined each week by a moderately famous person (also called Wilf) to learn a different type of dance. This week features the cha-cha-cha.

 

[Rodley]

Snakes on a Plane

Feature length TV drama following Bettis and his team on an overseas scouting trip. Starring Nick Monty Montgomery as Beryl the Air Stewardess.

 

[247Blade]

Steptoe and Son
starring Prince and Bettis

 

[Katzenjammer]

Smack My Besič Up - Do you have what it takes to go 10 rounds bareknuckle with the loveable former on-loan Bosnian hardcase for an all-expenses paid trip to Filey?

Ndiaye Hard With A Vengence - Iliman seeks retribution as he attempts to find the bastard teammate who spiked him with Viagra, leaving him with a raging 4 day erection in this gripping thriller.

 

[Katzenjammer]

Devlin's Advocate.

Paul runs into a spot of legal trouble after sticking the nut on Marcus Bent, and now his defence lawyer has to plead his case in this gritty courtroom drama.

 

[Guesty]

Freeman on a Boat

Kieron Freeman gets in to all sorts of comic scrapes in a boating holiday on the Thames.

Also featuring Nick "Monty" Montmorency as the dog.

 

[Katzenjammer]

A Line In The Sandford.

Lee samples and rates the best quality marching dust from a number of reputable vendors in the local area.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Thrown Of Games
Former Blades keeper Hans Segers recalls Wimbledons trip to Goodison Park in 1994.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

"(No Shit) Sherlock"

Ricky Holmes reveals how a rather prolonged bout of constipation limited his first team appearances during his two year stay at Bramall Lane.

 

[diode_blade]

Thunder blades are Go

A remake of the classic 60's TV puppet series staring
Mark Duffy as Gordon
Didz as Virgil
Simon Tracy as Mr Tracy
Alan Roberts as Alan
Billy as Scott
Brayford as John
Sam hashimi as Lady Penelope
Alan Knill as Parker

Lady pen "I say Parker, take off my dress"
"Yes m'lady. ."
"Now my bra...."
"Yes m'lady"
"Now my stockings"
"Yes m'lady"

"Ohhh, and Parker if I catch you wearing any of my clothes again, you're sacked..."

 

[Stanthemanfan]

The sty at night
Watch in awe at the magical light display as the massive celebrate the once in ten years trip to the fa cup 4th round...

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Bob the builder
Rob page shows his legendary spliff building technique

 

[TJB.]

Li, Lee & Leon

Li Tie, Lee Hendrie and Leon Britton have a candid discussion about which of them had the most pointless Sheffield United career.

 

[Gimli]

Points of view...

James Harper and Brian Howard discuss the memorable moments in their respective Blades careers, explaining exactly what they wanted their teammates to do when they were stood around pointing.

 

[Rodley]

La Cosa Rostra

Following his retirement Wilf Rostron forms an international organised crime syndicate comprised wholly of former utility footballers. In this weeks episode, Godfather Wilf accuses Capo Halford of being a police informant and a new Antipodean drugs outfit (the Central Coast Marinara) offer an opportunity to expand operations into new territory. Guest starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery.

 

[DifferentClass]

Spice World: Mark the Pitsmoor Armed Robber and Wonky Owl travel the globe in an 18 year old Escort, pretending to be Man City fans in a desperate bid to get into 18 year old escorts.

Starring Dejphon Chansiri as Madame Swish, Barry Bannan as Bald Cunt #3 and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as an outback BP cashier.

 

[Rodley]

Khaddy Shack

Prospective signing Khadra is shown around the first team training facility.

 

[Rodley]

Anel’s Panels

New signing Anel Ahmedhodžić explores the huge variety of rigid and semi rigid wall fixings. This week it’s veneer.