Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur v. Sheffield United - 2nd May 2021

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EPL Week 34 - Sunday 2nd May 2021 - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

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Matchday Stats/Player Ratings - Tottenham Hotspur vs Sheffield United

Officials:

Referee: Andre Marriner
Assistant Referee: Scott Ledger
Assistant Referee: Simon Long
Fourth Official: Kevin Friend
Video Assistant Referee: Peter Bankes
Additional Video Assistant Referee: James Mainwaring

Coverage:

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Live TV Coverage:

 

[AdamSufc1997]

Don't think I've ever seen a United player stick laces through a shot wtf was that from Norwood

 

[PrestwichBlade]

At least I can now prepare some light nibbles and drinks at leisure ahead of LoD.

 

[mcbladeface]

Shot on target?

 

[Nelson1889]

Absolutely fucking embarrassing performance again. If heckingbottom is in the top 5 candidates I dread to think who the other 4 are!

 

[knowsnowt]

Fuck this. I'm off to search Facebook market place for some used carrots.

 

[saw516]

I genuinely think Burke is our best player out there at the moment and that’s terrifying

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Norwood was right to hit it first time. Commentator talking bollox.

 

[saw516]

Norwood was right to hit it first time. Commentator talking bollox.

I agree just a shame he’s lost any ability to strike a ball

 

[originaltrueblade]

Embarrassing now

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Berge no where near fit enough to return.
Feel sorry for him out there

 

[knowsnowt]

Fucking hell.

 

[SUFCinks]

That bale lad looks decent

 

[MK4BLADE]

Could be 6 or 7 this if Tottenham want. Defending for the 3rd disgraceful.

 

[Blacksea]

This needs to be Stevens last game in a Blades shirt.

 

[Half Bond Jls]

A painful watch this

 

[Rufus Smalls]

I can hear Pommps sharpening his pencil from here .......

 

[LudlamBlade]

 

[Chilttheblade]

I'd forgotten watching United this season that football is a beautiful game when played well

 

[FatPaul]

Berge no where near fit enough to return.
Feel sorry for him out there

Hopefully to showcase how "shit" he is. Ward off any potential buyers.

 

[Roddersblade]

This needs to be Stevens last game in a Blades shirt.

He really doesn’t try does he ? He really can’t be arsed. FFS ...

 

[Peaktrade]

Never fear, Heckingbottom is in the running for potential manager next year so we still have a piece of Wilder in his ear ...

 

[Nelson1889]

A fucking part time golfer had scored a hat trick against us. They could bring Phil Mickelson on now and I'd back him to score. Wank

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

Oh dear oh dear...This is painful.
I'm off to clean fish tank.

 

[ATL Recs]

Could be 6 or 7 this if Tottenham want. Defending for the 3rd disgraceful.

Yes but we will get 20 million for Egan

 

[BarnsleyBlade]

This is utter shite!!!! Its no wonder we havent a manager in place yet....who would want it, with these useless set of bastards!!!!!

 

[originaltrueblade]

This needs to be Stevens last game in a Blades shirt.

Not just Stevens

 

[bakeblade]

This needs to be Stevens last game in a Blades shirt.

Stevens again with a non challenge, I'm just sick of all the useless bastards

 

[FredZeppelin]

Heckingbottom could seal the Managers job tonight if he makes one more sub. Lundstram!!!
It's the only way tonight could get any worse!!
utb

 

[originaltrueblade]

Heckingbottom manager your having a laugh

 

[Half Bond Jls]

How long has Edward Norton been managing Spurs?