Ugly Blades

[Bladesthorpe]

50 years ago my sister used to go to the Lane with me every week, she wasn't very interested in the football but used to fancy some of the players and their good looks.
Sadly she's dead now but I bet she wouldn't bother going to the bottom of our entry to watch this team, what a set of ugly sods we've got now.
Ramsdale- ugly
Baldock- ugly
Ampadu- ugly
Bryan- ugly
Stevens- ugly
Lunny- ugly
Fleck- semi ugly
Norwood- semi ugly
McG- Ugly
Burke- ugly
McB- ugly
The rest are average at best, only looker according to my female blade friends is Lowe.
Even CW and AK are not oil paintings are they.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Did you just call Gorgeous George ugly?

 

[Dkc]

For some reason our lass thinks Ramsdale is hot stuff.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

I know a few lasses who like George and Billy.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

I know a few lasses who like George and Billy.

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Fucking hell, hark at Cosmopolitan magazine over here.

 

[Blade56]

Slam dunk

 

[BigBed]

Well I'd happily shag any of them if they can keep us up!
And I'm not one of the gays eather!!

 

[sitwell]

Our lass loves Jags.
She can stick with the Mitsubishi.

 

[Rodley]

50 years ago my sister used to go to the Lane with me every week, she wasn't very interested in the football but used to fancy some of the players and their good looks.
Sadly she's dead now but I bet she wouldn't bother going to the bottom of our entry to watch this team, what a set of ugly sods we've got now.
Ramsdale- ugly
Baldock- ugly
Ampadu- ugly
Bryan- ugly
Stevens- ugly
Lunny- ugly
Fleck- semi ugly
Norwood- semi ugly
McG- Ugly
Burke- ugly
McB- ugly
The rest are average at best, only looker according to my female blade friends is Lowe.
Even CW and AK are not oil paintings are they.

You must be either Flecks wife or his mother!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

My girlfriend fancies Billy, almost as much as me.

Baldock and McBurnie get a lot of female admiration on social media.

Ugliest ever Blade was probably Ben Doane.

 

[Gimli]

This post lost all credibility when George was put in the ugly category.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

So who's the stunner in the women's team then?

 

[mattbianco1]

Did you just call Gorgeous George ugly?

Ridiculous. He's not called Gorgeous for nowt

 

[Yogi]

Fairly sure one of the current blades has a modelling deal with Adidas on the side.

 

[bypassblade]

My girlfriend fancies Billy, almost as much as me.

Ah so you fancy Billy lol, our old lass used to love Morgs not cos of his looks, but cos of his no nonsense approach to football and getting up when fouled.

 

[Blade.com]

That lot named are all oil paintings compered to the last England team I saw lined up.

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

"Just leave it Chris it's not worth it"

 

[georgebernardshaw]

50 years ago my sister used to go to the Lane with me every week, she wasn't very interested in the football but used to fancy some of the players and their good looks.
Sadly she's dead now but I bet she wouldn't bother going to the bottom of our entry to watch this team, what a set of ugly sods we've got now.
Ramsdale- ugly
Baldock- ugly
Ampadu- ugly
Bryan- ugly
Stevens- ugly
Lunny- ugly
Fleck- semi ugly
Norwood- semi ugly
McG- Ugly
Burke- ugly
McB- ugly
The rest are average at best, only looker according to my female blade friends is Lowe.
Even CW and AK are not oil paintings are they.

Charming!

 

[Gimli]

Also, the Blades players are bloody oil paintings compared to most of the folk I see on the stands at BL

 

[mattbianco1]

So who's the stunner in the women's team then?

I've got a thing for Alethea Paul.

her, Or Ocean Rolandsen

Disclaimer.... above posted in the most none sexist way

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

So who's the stunner in the women's team then?

Take your pick.

 

[FTPE]

Harsh.
Gorgeous George is the kinda Greek you don't want your missus meeting on a hen do in Zante.

 

[DeanLearner'sCat]

Kean Bryan pulled Sophie Webster.

 

[Half Bond Jls]

If I went to bed and Chris Basham was in my bed with our lass....... I'd tuck him in.

 

[Snake]

My girlfriend fancies Billy, almost as much as me.

Baldock and McBurnie get a lot of female admiration on social media.

Ugliest ever Blade was probably Ben Doane.

Ben's mate was quite a lad though ....... Phil McAvity

 

[bromtom]

George is well peng what you on abaat.

I would say, Baldock, Berge, Verrips, Lowe, Bill are all "big poster on the side of Bramall Lane" material.

Not like we've got 25 Iain Dowie's.

 

[sitwell]

This post lost all credibility when George was put in the ugly category.

He will be furious.

 

[bromtom]

He will be furious.

 

[SilkyBlade]

This thread feels like it’s warming up to a game of ‘Fuck, Marry, Kill’