Things never heard from the Kop...

[shorehamview]

"Alms for the poor."

 

[silverfox]

"That clock is always right"

 

[The One]

"nah then, that silverfox would be a reight player if he could get fit"

 

[silverfox]

"3 quid your match day programme" in a whispered voice!

 

[Vancouver]

"I love how all the fans get behind the team"

"Isn't it great how our fans don't over-react after a couple of bad results"

 

[alcoblade]

That Bunn gets into the corners well......

 

[Rapturian]

This free flowing, attacking, passing football is really starting to get on my wick.

I really hope JEDWARD are the half time entertainment.

Seriously, how many more clean sheets can we take?

 

[blades1889]

the long ball tatic is working very well

 

[Rapturian]

of course there's no problem with team spirit!

 

[torridon]

Hendo's footwork for a big man is fantastic!!

 

[debbyblade]

He obviously wasn't beaten enough as a child. Still, never too late to start.

Or learning how to spell "grammar".

And that's why I'm only deputy ;-)

 

[torridon]

when that billy sharp used to play up front for us he always timed his runs to perfection!

 

[happyhippy]

That Bunn gets into the corners well......

Fuck me, I never knew he was a painter and decorator as well ....

 

[happyhippy]

And that's why I'm only deputy ;-)

Verily, which is why you didn't correct his glaring error.

"Or to learn how to spell 'grammar'."

 

[GoldCoast Blade]

Sheffield Wednesdays scored again. It's good to see one Sheffield club doing well.

 

[Robbie]

'That was a cracking shot from Monty'

'I'm Glad we have Rob Styles in charge of the game today'

'I think we really miss Ian Hamilton in the middle of the park'

'I can't believe the odds on Naysmith to score first are 66/1 - nailed on'

 

[Pierre's PC]

we really miss Axel Smeets on the wing

 

[boo radley]

Carn't wait to see us on the football league show tonight.

 

[Santos]

"I love coming to United matches, make me really happy they do"

"I agree mate, football managers do know more than we do"

"Lets give our new signing a bit of time to settle in"

 

[Darren]

From days gone by:

"another cracking goal from Paul Williams"
"Edwards should really learn to be more selfish"
"What I like about Beagrie is his ability to whip in a cross at the first opportunity"
" Shilton must be really worried about his England place given the form Richardson is in"

And from players/managers:

"I strongly recommend Grecian 2000" - Alan Woodward
"there's nothing more important than regular dental check ups" - Jimmy Sirrel
"I'll be fit for Saturday boss" - Alan Young
"I can't believe the great reception I got from United fans" - Terry Curran
"goalkeepers should do their job with the minimum of fuss and not play to the crowd" - John Burridge

 

[SESKU Blade]

Glynn Hodges, now he was an athlete.

 

[Robbie]

'Oh look at the directors box, Trevor Brooking is having a drink with McCabe'

 

[Billyblade]

"I'm just going for a piss, don't get up"

 

[Grecian2000]

From the medical room:

"Ebbrell? No problem Howard, he's fit as a flea"

From the boardroom:

"Here you are Harry, this sort of money should keep us in the top flight no problem"

From the manager:

Harris - "That **** ********* ****** referree, I'll shove that ******* ******** up his ******* **** to the hilt. Now get me a ******* whiskey you ****"
Bassett - "I thought David Ellary was magnificent this afternoon"
Kendall - "Come on Cowans, smack it long"
Spackman - "I certainly won't be walking away anytime soon"

 

[SRBlade]

The current board;

"Finances are getting a little tight at the moment so we probably won't be spending substantial amounts this transfer window"

 

[madeinsheffield]

Thats the play offs sorted, we should walk it at Wembley, we always perform at the important games

 

[Guesty]

Troubled Sheffield Wednesday have sold star player Francis Jeffers for a million pounds to Chessington World of Adventures. Francis will be kept in his own enclosure near the insect house; where children will be able to see him swing from a tyre and a tree; jump through a hoop to catch food from his keepers hand; and of course give displays of his soccer skills which have made him famous.

On The Hour

Well referenced that man.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Shearer! Shearer!



Kevin Blackwell, tactical genius

 

[Guesty]

Shearer! Shearer!



Kevin Blackwell, tactical genius

Our fans chanted that at the Stadium of Light when Shearer was in the studio for MOTD. Never been more ashamed to be amongst our fans.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

They might be shouting it soon enough at home matches.