Things never heard from the Kop...

[JJ Sefton]

Stone Island is sooooooooooo last season.

 

[Ollessendro]

"I wish that sometimes we'd just play a little bit more direct"

 

[boo radley]

Must listen to Praise and Grumble tonight, Andy Giddings is on.

 

[Bayingblade]

All stewards to phase 4 (or 3 or 2 or 1) :-/

 

[Grecian2000]

"Look lads, programme only cost me £3, what a bargain. Might take me all night to get through it".

"Good to see there's no weed being smoked at the back today"

 

[Mousey]

"Wooooooo! Yeaaaaaah! Tom Hawk you rock!!"

 

[Vistoma]

ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
ooooole!
lovely passing move lads

 

[Vistoma]

Its great being a buying club

 

[Darren]

On a similar theme....things they did say and wished they hadn't:

"Don't worry lads, of course we will stay up, Chelsea will have one eye on the cup final and there;s no way Ipswich, Everton and Southampton will all get results" - any United fan on 7 May 1994.

"Don't worry lads, of course we will stay up, we only need a point, Wigan are in hopeless form, we are at home and there's no way West Ham will get anything at Old Trafford" - any United fan on 13 May 2007

"Well, Peters may be crap, but at least he has kept us up. 0-0 will do us fine" - any United fan at 4.35 PM on 2 May 1981

"yess.!!!!!!! get in Peski!!!! 1-1" - about 30,000 United fans at 4.45 P.M. on 13 April 2003

 

[mattco2001]

"Yesssss PENALTY! Brown will definately score this. Maybe it will be the start of an epic come back" - any unitedite May 2003

 

[Jacko]

i think that ched put in 110% effort today

 

[AlienWoodward]

E I
E I
E I
O

Up the football league we go
When we get promotion this is what we'll sing
We all love you We all love you
Blackwell is a king

 

[shorehamview]

"Fuck me, an alligator."

 

[beightonblade]

If yer wud shag ********* (insert name of current eye candy player )
clap yer hands .................
:easy: :easy: :easy: :easy: :easy:

 

[debbyblade]

"I wish that young lady streaker would put her top back on, nobody wants to see those perk breasts of hers!"

Perk?? WTF??

 

[shorehamview]

Perk?? WTF??

I blame the parents.

 

[debbyblade]

And me deputy chief of the spelling & grammer police ;-)

 

[shorehamview]

And me deputy chief of the spelling & grammer police ;-)

He obviously wasn't beaten enough as a child. Still, never too late to start.

Or learning how to spell "grammar".

 

[Kev Gee]

Blackwell In! Blackwell In!

 

[shorehamview]

"Where's my kayak?"

 

[keenzy]

"Shorehamview Isn't Fat!!!"

 

[shorehamview]

"Keenzy isn't a ginner tit!"

 

[sitwell]

Prisoner cell block H is on later.

 

[Stafford Blade]

I can't believe how intelligent and insightful the people on the kop are

 

[alcoblade]

"Blackwell in"

 

[alcoblade]

I bet Bellamy is fearing for his Wales' place......

 

[Blades-7]

''Its great to see all our fans stood up''

 

[The One]

"vd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[happyhippy]

"Where's Lee Baxter when you need him?"

 

[Blade]

Troubled Sheffield Wednesday have sold star player Francis Jeffers for a million pounds to Chessington World of Adventures. Francis will be kept in his own enclosure near the insect house; where children will be able to see him swing from a tyre and a tree; jump through a hoop to catch food from his keepers hand; and of course give displays of his soccer skills which have made him famous.