Things never heard from the Kop...

[Robbie]

'I see Adrian Heath is available again, we should bring him'

'Hey - don't you think Blackwell is quite a looker?'

 

[Pierre's PC]

I wasn't one of the 44,544,343 at *that* Portvale game!!

 

[Darren]

'I see Adrian Heath is available again, we should bring him'

'Hey - don't you think Blackwell is quite a looker?'

If Morgan and Quinny hadn't been footballers they would have cleaned up as male models...

 

[Guesty]

They might be shouting it soon enough at home matches.

If he's our manager, fair enough. When's he just a thuggish ex centre foward with a penchant for going through our keepers, it's out of order.

 

[Eggman1889]

Wouldn't it be cool if you could buy a mini garaffe!

 

[Robbie]

'I'm voting Evans as player of the season'

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

'I'm voting Evans as player of the season'

Once he gets his 15-20 goals they'll all be saying that.

 

[shorehamview]

"Gin and tonic please, my good fellow. With ice and a twist of lime."

 

[raul]

Sometimes I find myself unable to fully recollect events of upwards of a decade ago - oh great, here comes Darren.

 

[SwissBlade]

Wouldn't it be cool if you could buy a mini garaffe!

Or a Giant Flea!

 

[SwissBlade]

Ollesandro: Right lads, its my round. Swiss, Come from Away, what you drinking?

 

[Robbie]

'It's just like watching Brazil'

 

[Ollessendro]

Swiss Blade: Booooooooooooo!!!

 

[Ollessendro]

'There's only one Paul Beesley'

'My, my I wish we had Phil Starbuck up front today'

'Margaret Thatcher made some good decisions'

'Voting Tory in the next election I am'

 

[happyhippy]

"No, the sun isn't in my eyes at all."

 

[Guesty]

'There's only one Paul Beesley'

'My, my I wish we had Phil Starbuck up front today'

'Margaret Thatcher made some good decisions'

'Voting Tory in the next election I am'

Former player of the eyar Paul Beesley?

 

[SwissBlade]

Former player of the eyar Paul Beesley?

Eyar as opposed to Year

 

[Guesty]

Eyar as opposed to Year

I blame the keyboard...

You knew what I meant! That it came out like the sound a donkey makes is just serendipity.

 

[SwissBlade]

I blame the keyboard...

You knew what I meant! That it came out like the sound a donkey makes is just serendipity.

And there was me thinking that you just thought Paul "Spoon boots" Beesley was a donkey

 

[Guesty]

Nope, just a happy coincidence