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Where's this shitty dark green appeared from??
Don't like that at all, where's the yellow we used to have???
 
Mesut Özil's Lawnmower said:
Sign Totti while we're at it
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Totti, you say?

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Lurching back off topic, Dream Team was crap, the best footie drama was The Manageress. And yes, Cherie Lunghi do I would.

On topic, hope it isn't that shade of purple, I don't want our boys being called Bellends everywhere they go.
 

TTMeysh said:
Lurching back off topic, Dream Team was crap, the best footie drama was The Manageress. And yes, Cherie Lunghi do I would.

On topic, hope it isn't that shade of purple, I don't want our boys being called Bellends everywhere they go.
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If you're bellend's that colour you're obviously doing something very wrong... or right, depending on how you look at it. Not that I'd want to look at it... I'll stop there.
 
Just out of curiosity I thought I'd tally up our away kit colours. Went on predominant colours, and only since the 70's.*

Yellow (including our 2 gold kits, and the 50/50 purple/yellow Avec kit) - 11
White (including black and white premier league shirt) - 9
Black - 5
Green (Lime/Fluorescent) - 4
Blue - 3
Orange - 1

Secondary colours were overwhelmingly red and black. Purple has 3 appearances and orange has 2, and brown (claret if you're being kind) and green both appear once.

So yeah, it's not as clear cut as a team like Arsenal's red/white home, yellow/blue away, but if you stick to yellow, white, black and red you're probably alright.

*some people's interpretations of colour may vary, I may not be able to count, so if I've cocked up, apologies.
 
I myself would be morally opposed to Subway as a sponsor though. I go in for a healthy chicken salad sub but the first thing they say is "Do you want foot long and I try to say "No" but instead say "Yes". Then they say "Do you want cheese and toasted" and I try to say "No cheese" but instead say "Yes" again. Then they ask what sauce I want and I try to say "No sauce" but instead say "Yes drown the fucker in Mayo and chilli sauce please!" I'm sick of them ramming cheesy 12 inch long sticky sauce covered objects down my throat.....
 
Beat Jedi said:
I myself would be morally opposed to Subway as a sponsor though. I go in for a healthy chicken salad sub but the first thing they say is "Do you want foot long and I try to say "No" but instead say "Yes". Then they say "Do you want cheese and toasted" and I try to say "No cheese" but instead say "Yes" again. Then they ask what sauce I want and I try to say "No sauce" but instead say "Yes drown the fucker in Mayo and chilli sauce please!" I'm sick of them ramming cheesy 12 inch long sticky sauce covered objects down my throat.....
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Dangerous place, Subway. I had to stop going because I kept convincing myself a toasted foot long with steak, pepper jack cheese, jalepenos, gherkins and sweet onion relish was the healthy option compared to McDonald's. Man alive, your breath stinks like high heaven afterwards but that's a tasty sandwich.

Now I'm hungry.

If they started putting Subways in the Lane they'd have to reinforce the South Stand because I'd probably have one for each half and weigh 600KG by the end of the season.
 
If we are going to have a Navy/Dark Blue Away kit as suggested by some on here... Maybe similar to the 02/03 Desun Away Kit?

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bromtom said:
I think I'll have a punt on other at 50/1, just because Blackburn got relegated, and they had Dafabet, who may want another Championship team with their name on.
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It's not Dafa. They can't get out of their contract with Blackburn, by the way. It has another year to run. Sunderland also got relegated.
 
Just to clarify, BLUE IS A SOUTH BARNSLEY COLOUR NOT A BLADES COLOUR!!
I know we've had blue away kits previously, the best of which was the LAVER shirt in my opinion, but surely yellow is the best option, followed by white or black.
Do you think Wendy would have a red away shirt!? No, they've even done away with white stripes as a mark of respect for the champions!!!
 
BigBed said:
Just to clarify, BLUE IS A SOUTH BARNSLEY COLOUR NOT A BLADES COLOUR!!
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Sadly I can only give you the one like.

Even that turquoise colour in the 90s was too close to blue in my book. There thousands of other colour combos to pick from, so why the club would even entertain blue escapes me.

I am sure Julian, Brett and Rupert in Adidas's kit design team can come up with loads of shit options, but there is no need to help them out.

I'd be happy with a 'donkey jacket' black colour for the torso with a bright orange band over the shoulders. Fans could then select either 'NCB' or 'BSC' letters on the shoulders.

And steel capped boots (or clogs).

Please remember your stereoptypes. We are most determinedly Northern Scum and not espresso drinkers in some Italian piazza.
 

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