Can we stop with the chringeworthy chant?

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georgebernardshaw said:
...when he finished, he put his hand over the microphone and said:

"If that fails, we'll hit them over the head with bottles"
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Mic drop...

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One of the best ways to cheese off any pretentious deluded barstools is to ignore them completely and never mention their names. Usually works a treat after a while for attention seeking massive pr*cks. I'd be happy never to hear their nauseous inconsequential name ever again, especially when I'm trying to enjoy our football.
 
In our case the old ones really are the best. At some point the Kops old characters gave way to spotty teenage fuckwits who rip everything off Youtube and Twitter on any given week.
They were even chanting about Adam fucking Johnson last season. That's how pathetically low it's all sunk.
 
Rodley said:
To be fair any anti-Wednesday chanting is all good for me given they are our arch rivals. All this, oh let's ignore them is garbage for me. The rivalry with Wednesday is part of being a Blade. Other clubs recognise its value and know how intense it is. Why would we try and downplay that?
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Rodley how can you have a rivalry with a massive pile of shit ???
 
GrayBlade said:
Or maybe some of us are getting too old to remember the shite we sang in our misspent yoof?
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I remember giving renditions of "On Ilkly Moor Bar't 'at" to let the opposition know that they were in a game with Yorkshire men. I even witnessed the opposition supporters asking us to sing it in the good old days of mixed, sensible, home and away fans on the same terraces.
 
Hodgyman said:
I remember giving renditions of "On Ilkly Moor Bar't 'at" to let the opposition know that they were in a game with Yorkshire men. I even witnessed the opposition supporters asking us to sing it in the good old days of mixed, sensible, home and away fans on the same terraces.
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Mixed fans and genuine banter and pee taking was one of the best things I enjoyed going to games as a kid. I met my first girlfriend on the terrace when we played Leeds. She was from Rotherham but decked up in white and supported the Dirties. It didn't last long because I couldn't convert her.

But on the plus side, we beat them 1-0 Mick Hill scoring the winner, having replaced Mick Jones who'd just gone to Leeds. The song us young-uns sang that day was. 'YOUVE BOUGHT THE WRONG ONE!!'

Sadly we hadn't bought the wrong one, the exuberance of youth eh? ;)
 



So we moan when we don't sing. Now we moan because we sing the wrong songs.

I'm staggered that Sheffield is miles away from the coast but so many of its residents have got sand in their vaginas.
 
Shit song - I never join in with it

1. Jack isn't dead (and I wouldn't wish that on him)
2. Pigsborough is a sad sight even to the unwashed
3. It's not fucking 1889 - where did the fecking time machine come from? :mad:
 
Kenilworth said:
Shit song - I never join in with it

1. Jack isn't dead (and I wouldn't wish that on him)
2. Pigsborough is a sad sight even to the unwashed
3. It's not fucking 1889 - where did the fecking time machine come from?
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Hmmmmm.

We're not the 'greatest team the world has ever seen' either.

Additionally I think we all know the error of; 'Sheffield United will never be defeated'

Dosen't stop me singing them though.
 
ShockingBadBuy said:
"No pig fans in town":......because of the Jack Charlton line. You can't sing THAT about a man who won the World Cup for England ! Sorry.
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Quality song that.

And let get this right. He didn't win the World Cup FOR England, he won the World Cup WITH England.

Besides, he made his bed when he became associated with them.
 
60 odd years ago remember as a young lad hearing the crowd at the Lane singing to the tune of Copenhagen.
Wonderful wonderful Jimmy Hagan
Wonderful star of the Lane
What a merry sight when he's inside right
on a Saturday afternoon.
Sung by a load of working class blokes in their collar and ties with their flat caps, stinking of park drives and ale.
Not a swear word in earshot or desire to smack the opposition supporter who was stood at the side of you.
Having 2 young Grandsons with me at the match I quite like the We're coming to get you song as I don't have to stop them singing it to their mother when I take them home.:rolleyes:
 
Might be better if we sang "Barnsley dingles we're coming for you", or "dirty leeds we're coming for you", would really cheese em off in S6 being bypassed and ignored.

Some of you maybe ought to write to your MP and demand the unmentionables be renamed to Stocksbridge Wendy FC as their curent name brings the good name of Sheffield into disrepute.
 
Bladesthorpe said:
60 odd years ago remember as a young lad hearing the crowd at the Lane singing to the tune of Copenhagen.
Wonderful wonderful Jimmy Hagan
Wonderful star of the Lane
What a merry sight when he's inside right
on a Saturday afternoon.
Sung by a load of working class blokes in their collar and ties with their flat caps, stinking of park drives and ale.
Not a swear word in earshot or desire to smack the opposition supporter who was stood at the side of you.
Having 2 young Grandsons with me at the match I quite like the We're coming to get you song as I don't have to stop them singing it to their mother when I take them home.:rolleyes:
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I don't remember hearing that song at BDTBL as Hagan had left by the the time I started going, but I do remember my dad singing it at home while shaving.
Thanks for the memory
 
Kenilworth said:
Shit song - I never join in with it

1. Jack isn't dead (and I wouldn't wish that on him)
2. Pigsborough is a sad sight even to the unwashed
3. It's not fucking 1889 - where did the fecking time machine come from? :mad:
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It's talking of a time when everything was great.

No pig fans in town (Wednesday moved away from Bramall Lane*)
No Hillsborough to sadden my eyes (wasn't built)
Jack Charlton is dead (technically "not born" but those words didn't fit)
And every year is 1889 (year we were formed and coincides with when they moved away from't Lane)

*They actually moved to Olive Grove so technically were still 'in town'. It was ten years later that they moved to Hillsborough which wasn't part of Sheffield at that time.
 



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