Can we stop with the chringeworthy chant?

[Kenilworth]

It's talking of a time when everything was great.

No pig fans in town (Wednesday moved away from Bramall Lane*)
No Hillsborough to sadden my eyes (wasn't built)
Jack Charlton is dead (technically "not born" but those words didn't fit)
And the year is 1889 (year we were formed and coincides with when they moved away from't Lane)

*They actually moved to Olive Grove so technically were still 'in town'. It was ten years later that they moved to Hillsborough which wasn't part of Sheffield at that time.

Yep - makes no sense to me whatsoever.

Not even your cheeky little edit, Matt - fixed it for yer (and teken a screen shot to prove it)

 

[Bob Socks]

Wesh yer feckin lugs art, Bobbers, ya daft old deaf bastard

Wesh thy fuckers art Kenners, it's 'Every'

 

[Sean Thornton]

Mixed fans and genuine banter and pee taking was one of the best things I enjoyed going to games as a kid. I met my first girlfriend on the terrace when we played Leeds. She was from Rotherham but decked up in white and supported the Dirties. It didn't last long because I couldn't convert her.

But on the plus side, we beat them 1-0 Mick Hill scoring the winner, having replaced Mick Jones who'd just gone to Leeds. The song us young-uns sang that day was. 'YOUVE BOUGHT THE WRONG ONE!!'

Sadly we hadn't bought the wrong one, the exuberance of youth eh?

"Convert" ?

You old timers have a way with words Gray

 

[Kenilworth]

Wesh thy fuckers art Kenners, it's 'Every'

I'm gonna record it next time, Bobbers

besides - it still meks no sense with "every" in fact - it makes even less. Were not Barnsley

 

[Bob Socks]

I'm gonna record it next time, Bobbers

besides - it still meks no sense with "every" in fact - it makes even less. Were not Barnsley

Reight its 'And' then.

 

[wizadry]

I can't wait until we get back to the Championship again when some decent followings turn up, we can then intimidate the fuckers again and sing 'You're gunna get your fuckin heads kicked in'. It always made me chuckle that one back in the early 2000s', just seeing their faces after trying to have a bit of banter with us, then they got that sung back at them.

 

[Kenilworth]

I can't wait until we get back to the Championship again when some decent followings turn up, we can then intimidate the fuckers again and sing 'You're gunna get your fuckin heads kicked in'. It always made me chuckle that one back in the early 2000s', just seeing their faces after trying to have a bit of banter with us, then they got that sung back at them.

A song usually sung when we've conceded at the Lane and the opposition fans are taking the Micheal.

The associated ditty of "You're going home in a big white ambulance" was a further emphasis on the prospective violence that could ensue if we did not overcome them on the field of play.

 

[wizadry]

A song usually sung when we've conceded at the Lane and the opposition fans are taking the Micheal.

The associated ditty of "You're going home in a big white ambulance" was a further emphasis on the prospective violence that could ensue if we did not overcome them on the field of play.

Too fucking right Kenneth, either the Blades turn this round or you're getting it.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The associated ditty of "You're going home in a big white ambulance" was a further emphasis on the prospective violence that could ensue if we did not overcome them on the field of play.

I say, thats very interesting Mr Cholmondley - Warner.......

 

[I should coco]

Here's a little ditty that we all know better as 'Shoreham Boys'.

Sung by East End punk band, The Business and re-titled as 'Guiness Boys'.

No mention of Jack Charlton, pigs, the sty or a fax machine.

 

[itsinyerblood]

A song usually sung when we've conceded at the Lane and the opposition fans are taking the Micheal.

The associated ditty of "You're going home in a big white ambulance" was a further emphasis on the prospective violence that could ensue if we did not overcome them on the field of play.

Ken, your predisposition towards thuggery takes my breath away! I knew there was a small pocket of low-intellect, clenched fist ruffians still active at t'Lane, I just never realised that you were so informed about this. Dr Martens at the ready I say! Nothing less than a clip round the lughole Ken, nothing less.....

 

[Kenilworth]

Ken, your predisposition towards thuggery takes my breath away! I knew there was a small pocket of low-intellect, clenched fist ruffians still active at t'Lane, I just never realised that you were so informed about this. Dr Martens at the ready I say! Nothing less than a clip round the lughole Ken, nothing less.....

I've never partaken in those sort of shenanigans, Blood. Not my scene.
Prefer talking bollocks than dishing it
Just recall the chants and the circumstances in the late 70s and early 80s
Never had a pair of DMs - allus used to wear trainers in case there was a chance of a kick about (football not heads).
Now I tend to wear sensible boyts and look for the best ale and a chat with like minded fellow football fans - Blades or Oppo

 

[I should coco]

The associated ditty of "You're going home in a big white ambulance" was a further emphasis on the prospective violence that could ensue if we did not overcome them on the field of play.

I'd always heard it as a 'Sheffield ambulance'.

The keen sentiments of the aspiring pugilists, did not stretch to the administrative issues in transferring pateients from one NHS area to another, it would seem.

It wouldn't sound the same now with the more factually correct 'Yorkshire Ambulance Service Trust'.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I've never partaken in those sort of shenanigans, Blood. Not my scene.
Prefer talking bollocks than dishing it
Just recall the chants and the circumstances in the late 70s and early 80s
Never had a pair of DMs - allus used to wear trainers in case there was a chance of a kick about (football not heads).
Now I tend to wear sensible boyts and look for the best ale and a chat with like minded fellow football fans - Blades or Oppo

I was taking the piss, you gentleman you.

Hope you know I appreciate your 'bollock' communications, they do go to the heart of what really matters mate UTB

 

[Kenilworth]

I'd always heard it as a 'Sheffield ambulance'.

The keen sentiments of the aspiring pugilists, did not stretch to the administrative issues in transferring pateients from one NHS area to another, it would seem.

It wouldn't sound the same now with the more factually correct 'Yorkshire Ambulance Service Trust'.

Worrabout if wi worraway from t' Lane?
Wez thi logik then, cocoman?

 

[Kenilworth]

I was taking the piss, you gentleman you.

Hope you know I appreciate your 'bollock' communications, they do go to the heart of what really matters mate UTB

Of course I do, Blood

 

[I should coco]

Wez thi ligik then, cocoman?

One would hope that one's 'ligik' would be where one left it last.

Sadly in these days of petty larceny, one cannot be wholly certain.

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[itsinyerblood]

View attachment 21895

That's Kenilworth to a tee!

 

[wizadry]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz1hObVhlUCZYzlJeHdNX2JNSmc/view?usp=drivesdk

Hope this has done it. Here's one for mattbianco1 if it has, only a small rendition, it must be said.

 

[cahill]

Perhaps we should abandon the ridiculous "don't sing other clubs songs" when in fact they are recycled all over the land.

It would also help if we had half a dozen or so who can actually hold a tune.

"hold a tune" ? What thy on abhat Daft Lad ?

 

[cahill]

I can't wait until we get back to the Championship again when some decent followings turn up, we can then intimidate the fuckers again and sing 'You're gunna get your fuckin heads kicked in'. It always made me chuckle that one back in the early 2000s', just seeing their faces after trying to have a bit of banter with us, then they got that sung back at them.

We were having that sung at us somewhere or other and my comical,mate says to me in a faux terrified voice " we're not are we " ?

Made me laugh anyway

 

[wizadry]

I like the slow version of 'when dem Blades go marching in' but people get it going to quickly then it's over. It's a great song if we can perfect this and gets the momentum of the fans and players going superbly, what an atmosphere when done right.

 

[Linz]

...but people get it going to quickly then it's over.

Didn't Pele do an advert about that?

 

[wizadry]

Didn't Pele do an advert about that?

 

[mattbianco1]

Yep - makes no sense to me whatsoever.

Not even your cheeky little edit, Matt - fixed it for yer (and teken a screen shot to prove it)

Debatable whether it's "Every year is" or "and the year is"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Didn't Pele do an advert about that?

I think it was about not starting at all...

 

[Fulwood Blade]

I like the slow version of 'when dem Blades go marching in' but people get it going to quickly then it's over. It's a great song if we can perfect this and gets the momentum of the fans and players going superbly, what an atmosphere when done right.

You need one of these..............





UTB

 

[BushBlade]

Here's a little ditty that we all know better as 'Shoreham Boys'.

Sung by East End punk band, The Business and re-titled as 'Guiness Boys'.

No mention of Jack Charlton, pigs, the sty or a fax machine.

That's awful. I had to google them to see if it was a parody. That's so far removed from real punk it may as well have been bashed out by Pete Waterman. It sounds like 'the Two Ronnies Do Oi'.

 

[Kenilworth]

Debatable whether it's "Every year is" or "and the year is"

I'll get me ears syringed and report back next time