Terrible chant suggestions

[ChongWithWaves]

Do do dooo, football in a library

Is one that’s annoying me a lot

BL is turning into a library, it’s whether or not you can call what’s on the pitch football at times

 

[ChongWithWaves]

We’ve got Cannon
Tommy Cannon
I just don’t think you understand
Irelands number 9
Scoring all the time
We’ve got Tommy Cannon

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Do do dooo, football in a library

Is one that’s annoying me a lot

It makes no sense. Football in a library would be chaotic. You swerve towards modern history and shoot only for the ball to cannon off a book trolley and then be saved by a collapsing pensioner with the frumpy but kinda sexy librarian telling you to keep it down a bit before issuing you with a (library) card.

 

[DifferentClass]

"He left cos you're shit" at Cov re. Hamer last season.

Unfortunately Cov got good...

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

He's on ozempic,
He's on ozempic,
Chrissy Wilder, he's on ozempic

 

[HighfieldBlade]

It makes no sense. Football in a library would be chaotic. You swerve towards modern history and shoot only for the ball to cannon off a book trolley and then be saved by a collapsing pensioner with the frumpy but kinda sexy librarian telling you to keep it down a bit before issuing you with a (library) card.

Dr. Hilary Couchman, British Library

 

[Gimli]

It makes no sense. Football in a library would be chaotic. You swerve towards modern history and shoot only for the ball to cannon off a book trolley and then be saved by a collapsing pensioner with the frumpy but kinda sexy librarian telling you to keep it down a bit before issuing you with a (library) card.

Librarians are a bit tactically regimented, still sticking with the old fashioned Dewey Decimal system, need to be more progressive…