Wisdom of Geese

[Keef Chedwyn]

I am of the cynical variety.

If a squad of players who will have been playing football for the best part of ten years need telling that they ought to play as a team then there's no wonder we're in the third tier of English football.

I'd prefer them all to sod off down Kelham Island for a piss up together to foster some team spirit, rather than watching yoghurt-knitting videos.

We rail against this type of motivational bollocks in our office. This adorns my notice board:

While my colleague displays this:

Impressive foresight

 

[Hagan's boot]

Except with wings....and they honk

Except with wings....and they honk

Have you ever been close to a cyclist at the end of a race, they truly HONK!!.