Will the person who is No 5 in the queue

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Gerronweeit!


Sorry

 

[mancunianblade]

Yeah you bastards!!!!!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Will the person who is No 3 in the queue ----- GERRONWEEIT!!!!

 

[I should coco]

Look, I've got to get tickets for Auntie Brenda, the kids, cousin Charlie his dog our cat and the milkman. Then I need to check all our loyalty points and move 3 season tickets as I've realised we aren't quite in full sun.

I will ask for a separate receipt for each one and will be paying in cash. 2p pieces to be exact that I've collected in a jar since 1973.

I should be done before kick off.

 

[mancunianblade]

Can't wait for a few defeats to dampen the spirits of these fair weather fans clogging up the phone lines

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Look, I've got to get tickets for Auntie Brenda, the kids, cousin Charlie his dog our cat and the milkman. Then I need to check all our loyalty points and move 3 season tickets as I've realised we aren't quite in full sun.

I will ask for a separate receipt for each one and will be paying in cash. 2p pieces to be exact that I've collected in a jar since 1973.

I should be done before kick off.

Can you take dogs and cats to The Lane?

 

[I should coco]

Can you take dogs and cats to The Lane?

Not sure and I'm still arguing about it. They've called the manager and I've just got the European Human Rights legislation out of my bag and I've been thumbing through the pages to find the relevant bit. Once I've translated the Latin, I'm sure the ticket office staff will get it.

 

[The Crab]

Can you take dogs and cats to The Lane?

I guess it would depend how many Loyalty Points they have.

 

[BigBed]

Not sure and I'm still arguing about it. They've called the manager and I've just got the European Human Rights legislation out of my bag and I've been thumbing through the pages to find the relevant bit. Once I've translated the Latin, I'm sure the ticket office staff will get it.

Surely your reading the wrong book, it's volume 3 you need, "Understanding animals and their rights in a human world"!?

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I miss the old hold music

First line over and over

 

[MobileBlade]

I guess it would depend how many Loyalty Points they have.

Remember they have to be registered individually from this season.

 

[The Crab]

Remember they have to be registered individually from this season.

I've registered Tiddles for next season, might be an issue with seating though...........................

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

I've registered Tiddles for next season, might be an issue with seating though...........................

He might get fed up of waiting in the burger queue tho...

 

[I should coco]

I smell pork!

Tiddles is a pig and here is the proof:

 

[The Crab]

He might get fed up of waiting in the burger queue tho...

He's not big on queuing so I have to calm him down a bit

 

[The Crab]

I smell pork!

Tiddles is a pig and here is the proof:

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That was Bartholomew, he's the Black Shark of the family for obvious reasons

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've registered Tiddles for next season, might be an issue with seating though...........................

Will you all leave him alone, he never knew his father!

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

He's not big on queuing so I have to calm him down a bit

Oh yeah....

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

That was Bartholomew, he's the Black Shark of the family for obvious reasons

He can be treated for such a disorder..



Electro Shark Therapy

 

[prince albert]

I guess it would depend how many Loyalty Points they have.

They will not need loyalty points to go to home games
Away games are a different kettle of fish

 

[LenTednTony]

Obviously Tiddles is just computer generated and his software is a full........(drum roll).........MEGABYTE!

Ok.......I'll get mi cooooat!

 

[I should coco]

Obviously Tiddles is just computer generated and his software is a full........(drum roll).........MEGABYTE!

I think the 'drum roll' just stopped this being the funniest joke I have ever read.

I'm off to the Side Stitching Hospital but will be back tomorrow.

 

[BushBlade]

Is it possible to ignore threads?

 

[DifferentClass]

Only one "James Morrison" for me. Sadly he's been dead nearly 50 years

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I've registered Tiddles for next season, might be an issue with seating though...........................

That looks just like Fluffy, our little fishy who escaped from her tank and got flushed down the sewer. She's obviously grown a bit since we last saw her though.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Can you take dogs and cats to The Lane?

Only in the form of heavy rain.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I need to remind everyone that it's maggots....

Maggots.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Only one "James Morrison" for me. Sadly he's been dead nearly 50 years

Au contraire. The great James Morrison (Trumpet)

 

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