I'm available. I'll do it for £50k per year, which is an instant pay rise for me. I haven't got a clue what I'm doing which puts me on par with Hecky, but I'll be taking less wages than him and I'm not scared of yelling at the players or dropping them. We won't stay up and we will definitely get beaten every match but it won't be worse than things are now and at least my post match interviews will be honest and show that I give a crap. Hell, I'll even come forward and tell the fans what is really going on behind the scenes.