Who's the slowest player we've ever had?

[1973Blade]

Ray McHale, who as a child I nicknamed Ray McSnail. Yes I was an hilarious child.

 

[Anston Blade]

Alan Cork

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Jean-Tortoise Lecsinel

 

[Stevo]

Jostein slow,

 

[reedy63]

Bourne Guy and Tony Moore.Stewart Houston.Chris Guthrie.Finnistone.I will stop now.
I,d be here all neght otherwise.

 

[Bill puntin]

Billy sharp. If he’d got a bit more pace would surely played for England .

 

[South stand tut]

Tony philliskirk

 

[andy m]

Nick Montgomery

 

[Kenilworth]

Steve Faulkner was a bit dim.


Leaves Foxy and Linz in the open, and …. walks away from the blue touch paper, very carefully, and enters the air raid shelter as silently as possible.

 

[Brian Blessed]

Andy and Kyle Walker

Walkers.

I'll get me coat.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Alex Sabella was famed for being slow, his knickname in Argentina was “The Sloth”

Obvious slow players were the fatties coming to the end of their career like Neil Shipperley and Billy Whitehurst.
Ships was a brilliant signing, much more class and ability than I realised, had similarities to McGoldrick.

 

[1973Blade]

Andy and Kyle Walker

Walkers.

I'll get me coat.

The same with Jordan Slow. OK, that one is even worse!

 

[Ivanhoe]

Tommy ‘Red October’ Johnson & James ‘The Pointer’ Harper were both unbelievably slow when they were getting wages from us.

 

[HD8 Blades]

Supervised to not see Phil Starbuck. A wardrobe in shorts

 

[SufcBilly]

Does this Transfer window count as a player

 

[Bladethebrian]

Paddy Buckley

 

[wavy-blade]

Slowest at scoring, Brewster zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
He’s da man

 

[Nelson1889]

Barry Robson.

God I'd forgot about that useless twat. Which was worse though Barry or Bryan? (Obviously Bryan but for arguments sake)

 

[Sithblade]

Alan Cork

Not sure if it was the home against Swindon in 93/94 season but he was out on the right wing and the ball was played up to him, he controlled it, flicked it over the defenders head marking him and spun after it in a moment of quality. Unfortunately he was that slow the defender had time to turn around and still managed to get to the ball before Alan did.

 

[VwBlade]

Jonathan Fortune. Ran like he had concrete boots on.

 

[Yogi]

Andy Reid don’t think he even approached a jog whilst playing for us. Still had magic in his boots though

 

[diplomat]

Alan Cork

Not sure I ever saw Corky run. Or maybe he was as others walked past him. Good call.

 

[Longtimesupporter]

I don't recall Joe Shaw having to run. He was like a magnet to the ball.

 

[Sithblade]

Not sure I ever saw Corky run. Or maybe he was as others walked past him. Good call.

Gary Pallister must have nightmares about been outrun by Cork and having to bring him down for the penalty in the first Premier League game.

 

[Eyeball]

Andy Reid don’t think he even approached a jog whilst playing for us. Still had magic in his boots though

Because he didn’t need to!

 

[MKY]

Flo?

 

[Stuart mitchell]

Cresswell and Porter are probably up there

Paul stancliffe has to be up there

Porter for me. Could give his marker two yards start and quickly turn it into five.

Paul stancliffe has to be up there

 

[Argentinemanager]

Ironside, had to be wheeled to move anywhere

 

[Carlton Blade]

Michael Twiss, Paul Holland and Jon-Joe O'Toole were all pretty fat and pretty slow

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Wayne Allison