Who's the slowest player we've ever had?

[COME BACK CHED]

Billy Sharp

Not over two yards ,he is the quickest by a mile . Hope this helps

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Chris Marsden always looked like he was running through treacle.
Julian Broddle was another.
Don Peattie
And the great lummox, Chris Guthrie.

 

[BrianBadonde]

Sander Berge.

Weird bloke

 

[SwissBlade]

Not over two yards ,he is the quickest by a mile . Hope this helps

I knew someone would bite

He's done a lot with his speed in the years since arriving back at the lane. He was really slow in those first two seasons

 

[Revolution]

Weird bloke

Harsh. Sander always comes across as a decent bloke.

 

[Danetheblade]

Dean hammond. Turning circle of the Titanic with the acceleration of a paraplegic dog.

 

[BrianBadonde]

Harsh. Sander always comes across as a decent bloke.

 

[JohnDenver]

Barry Robson.

 

[Revolution]

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You’ll have to explain that to me. I don’t do memes.

 

[Sharp as a blade]

Paddy Kenny

 

[Mojo]

Am struggling to think of anyone slower than Norwood.

 

[Chief_Froley]

How has nobody mentioned James Hanson yet?

 

[Revolution]

Barry Robson.

He’s certainly slowest at taking corners.

 

[Eyeball]

Neil Collins. Shit slow cunt shit piss cunt shit 50p head shit grin shit slow stupid awful shit.

Harsh

 

[Ivanhoe]

Neil Collins. Shit slow cunt shit piss cunt shit 50p head shit grin shit slow stupid awful shit.

There's a Collins Glacier in NZ, that moves faster than Neil did.

 

[JohnDenver]

Harsh

That’s almost affectionate coming from S40….

 

[Bergen Blade]

Stuart McCall after 02/03.

 

[Addison]

Mark Bunn. Well slow in thought. He just didn't move his feet when a daisy cutter from 30 yards was trickling into the corner of the net.

 

[Guesty]

He’s certainly slowest at taking corners.

I still get angry when I think about that.

 

[BobbyDavison'sDebut]

How has nobody mentioned James Hanson yet?

Someone behind me on the Kop once said he ran like he was towing a caravan

 

[bypassblade]

And the great lummox, Chris Guthrie.

Oh SEB we had such high hopes for him when he came & got hat-trick at Halifax in cup, after that it was all downhill for him.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Mark Morris

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Oh SEB we had such high hopes for him when he came & got hat-trick at Halifax in cup, after that it was all downhill for him.

I think he scored in the opening game against Derby as well.

 

[Revolution]

I think he scored in the opening game against Derby as well.

No, Keith Eddy pen.

Guthrie scored 9 league goals. Compare that tally to our “strikers” last year.

 

[bypassblade]

I think he scored in the opening game against Derby as well.

I can't remember but how can someone start so well and turn to shit so quickly?

 

[Racing Blade]

Porter for me. Could give his marker two yards start and quickly turn it into five.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wormola..........

 

[Silent Blade]

Bob Booker

 

[Old Programme seller]

As mentioned earlier Peter Withe was the slowest I’ve seen tbf he was coming towards the end of his career although the top earner at the club

 

[blade67]

Cresswell and Porter are probably up there

Cresswell looked painfully slow in the championship but league 1 centre halves made him look much quicker.

Hammond is probably my vote, his work did go mostly unseen as he never got anywhere near the ball