Who's the slowest player we've ever had?

[Carlton Blade]

That's it, that's the thread

Paul Shaw was pretty slow as a starter

 

[corner_flag]

Oliver Norwood

 

[coolasanidiot]

As strikers go I'd say McBurnie..

 

[Tarqs]

Has to be Higdon.

Lee Sandford?

 

[Geordie Blade]

I don't think Paul McGrath ever ran, but yet the ball always seems to go towards him.

 

[Eyeball]

Hms shipperley

 

[benn5712]

Len DeGoey

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Chris Morgan vs Gary McSheffrey

 

[Grecian2000]

Gordon Cowans and Paul McGrath. Didn't matter a fuck.

Peter Withe, Johnny Ertl and Dean Hammond. Seemed to matter quite a bit.

 

[Dark muffy]

Do you mean speed across the pitch or brain power... if both I'd say Jose Baxter was struggling on both counts.

 

[JackSUFC]

Do you mean speed across the pitch or brain power... if both I'd say Jose Baxter was struggling on both counts.

Jose Baxter was into speed though.

 

[chuffer]

Glen Little

 

[SwissBlade]

Billy Sharp

 

[S64 Blade]

Fatty Foulke

 

[adamawdhali]

Gary madine due to the fact he refused to ever sprint

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

The new Rangers superstar Wee Jock McLundstam tracking back.

 

[bongleblade]

That's it, that's the thread

Paul Shaw was pretty slow as a starter

I think you meant to ask, what is our slowest Blades XI?

 

[DronnieBlade]

John Gannon.

Sweet left peg though .

UTB.

 

[Carlton Blade]

I think you meant to ask, what is our slowest Blades XI?

Good God not another one

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Steve Thompson hands down. Got outpaced by Ron Futcher,. It reminded me of Compo and Clegg legging it from Ivy's Caff,.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Mentally or physically?

 

[diplomat]

Cresswell and Porter are probably up there

 

[DifferentClass]

Hms shipperley

Not when sitting in his van watching little kids going by

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Steve Thompson hands down. Got outpaced by Ron Futcher,. It reminded me of Compo and Clegg legging it from Ivy's Caff,.

It was like he was pedalling a bike in low gear* - legs going like crazy but going nowhere

*(c) My Dad c.1989

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Cresswell and Porter are probably up there

Makes me think back to the BladesMad days and sheer HATRED Curtis had for Cresswell.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Another vote for either Nick Marker or Lee Sandford

 

[guancheblade]

Dean Hammond loses this foot race by a fair distance

Craig Short 2nd last and then Chris Porter (bless) a distant third last

 

[Silent Blade]

John Gannon, Steve Thompson

 

[S40BLADE]

Neil Collins. Shit slow cunt shit piss cunt shit 50p head shit grin shit slow stupid awful shit.

 

[Revolution]

Sander Berge.