Who will be the first?

[Cerberus Blade]

To make up a song for a player we’ve not signed yet but are rumoured to be after?

Go on, you know you want to!

 

[Pinchy]

...to say:

1. Why haven’t we signed anyone yet?

2. Why have we signed a (insert position) when we need a (insert position)?

3. Club X have signed players A, B and C. Why weren’t we in for them?

4. Missed out.

5. Fax machine.

6. Bog rolls.

7. Sofa in Brussels.

Please give notice before mentioning 5-7 inclusive so the Sheffield Side-Splitting Hospital can prepare for casualties.

 

[flashinblade1889]

8. Weeerrrzzz munneh gone?

 

[BigBed]

Please no!!!!!!!

 

[Davalon]

Since Diego fucked off we've been short on options

 

[Blade for Sale]

To make up a song for a player we’ve not signed yet but are rumoured to be after?

Go on, you know you want to!

When the rumours abound and they're making you frown that's Podolski
When the pre-season's here and you had too much beer that's Podolski
Cunts will type, tappy tappy tap, tappy tappy tap
And you'll sing, what a bell-end
Kids will make up a load of crap
And you'll cry 'when will this end?

When there's fuck all to do except drink, wank and poo that's Podolski
When the 'kit' thread is bare and you're going nowhere that's Podolski
When you're scratching your balls and the Rumours board calls that's Podolski
Make it stop they all say, the world cup's on it's way, that's Podooooooooooooolskiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

D. Martin 2018.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Omar Beckles,
he's got no freckles,
and although he plays for Shrewsbury,
His mother lives in Eccles.

(Now I just need a tune to go with it)!

 

[BigBed]

Jordan Rhodes
He is shit.
He plays at the rust bucket.
With a nick nack paddy whack, they lost to us at home.
It's great to listen to the piggies moan.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

We wanted Foden, Phillip Foden, I just don't think you understand
He's really really good, but we'll end up with dud, we wanted Phillip Foden.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

(To the tune of R.E.M's 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It')

We play Inter Milan in the summer.
We play Inter Milan in the summer.
(Repeat)

 

[elgoog44]

you numb up my senses, like 200 Pages Dan Burn,
like a 1000 comments on Morsy, or even our lenny
But when it comes to our signings, under wilder we don't know,
But we all love to speculate and get things wrong,
and where would we really be with out news from the maxter,
and of course where you heard dis Pal...
So come on lets Numb me again.. Nah Nah na na na Bulll….

Don't worry coat is on, and I am leaving right now...………………

 

[Rodley]

Hogan
Egan
Palmer on loan

Not sure about the the tune?

 

[Davalon]

Hogan
Egan
Palmer on loan

Not sure about the the tune?

 

[TJB.]

I've heard we're signing Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn
I've heard we're signing Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn
I've heard we're signing Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn
I've heard we're signing Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn

 

[blade too long]

We love you thingy we do
We love you thingy we do

 

[SB_90]

kylian mbappe on fire, your defensive is terrified

 

[Sean Thornton]

Armani Little sounds like a player we could learn to hate?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ohhh Britt Assombalonga...
We couldn't afford your wonga
This rumour couldn't be wrong-er
Our ditties could be stronger
This song dunt last much longer

Ohhh Britt Assombalonga...

 

[SUFC Guy]

Please football season come early please

 

[itsinyerblood]

Ohhh Britt Assombalonga...
We couldn't afford your wonga
This rumour couldn't be wrong-er
Our ditties could be stronger
This song dunt last much longer

Ohhh Britt Assombalonga...

What's the melody Koz?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

What's the melody Koz?

A bit like...

Der Der Der Der der-der
Der Der Der Der der-der
Der Der Der Der der-der

If that makes sense?

 

[Chief_Froley]

A bit like...

Der Der Der Der der-der
Der Der Der Der der-der
Der Der Der Der der-der

If that makes sense?

Can I get it as a ringtone on my Nokia?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Can I get it as a ringtone on my Nokia?

As long as you download it as part of a pack with one of those shitty logo designs that replace your network operator. You know, like a Britney Spears logo or a shoddily drawn Nike tick.