A strange mixture of practical attributes & moral defects , he is.
As cash rich as Croesus but still working , it appears he is driven by greed.
It was in 2003 , I recall , that he first mentioned he'd be retiring.
How many clubs , contracts , payoffs & kickbacks has he enjoyed in the 15 years since then ?
That said , one cannot decry his energy.
It will be a strange night on Monday.
Half the home crowd would happily wring his brass neck.
And half are still grateful for the excitement he gave us in the noughties.
But we're all wankers at the Lane.
And Colin is the biggest one of the lot !