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....sorry, I really cba to document the full game. I'll summarise and rate the set of useless twits.

Absolutely dreadful.

Team selection and shape did not work. That is an understatement. The pitifully weak duo of Chong and Cannon continue to show nothing at all. Two slow and unadventurous midfielders. Riedewald playing as a 3rd centre back which just allowed them extra men in midfield. Bizarre but alongside the shape and selection, we simply did not look arsed one bit. Lost tackles, did not run and did not do the basics. Out run, out fought, out thought.

Blackburn wanted it more and were quicker, more determined and realised our weaknesses. We actually missed a good chance through Cannon after 30 secs but then it went to pieces.

The goals were laughable. 1st was onside. The lad who ran through was played on by Hoever (other one was off) but came through us being wide open after Hamer lost it. 2nd was hilarious from Burrows who let his man walk go past and just stood there. Free shot. Saved. Free cross. Free header. Saved. Tap in as we stood and thought about what we might have for supper. Felt sorry for Davies. They looked like scoring every time they attacked. Just ran through a static, slow midfield and square defence. Third was same story. Cross as Burrows stood again and Tanganga just got beat to the ball.

Subs should have been made after 20 mins. Make a statement for me?

We make 4 changes and it's better - could not be worse but Blackburn just sat back, banked up and we just moved it side to side repeatedly without going anywhere. The players remained in a set shape. Few times we came out of this, we created a couple of things and Burrows scored after a decent shot from Hamer and good work from Cannon.

However, it was so slow and pedestrian and too many touches and we seem to just hope Hamer or Seriki can find a yard and a shot or cross. There is no clear plan how we are trying to break teams down. It us depressing to watch that and easy to defend against. Blackburn keeper made a few saves but they saw it out comfortably.

It was a dreadful performance and the fans rightly booed em off half and full time - those that were left. They announced the crowd as 25k but it was nowhere near this. Credit Blackburn who did what they had to for first win at Lane since 1994 (Shearer scored twice) I think?

Ratings :

Davies 4/10 - Let in 3 but he made a few decent saves and totally exposes on 2nd. 1st he does not really even cover the goal making it easy to go round but he was given no protection all half.

Hoever 2.5/10 - Careless on the ball and played man onside for first. He did look our most athletic player though! A poor loan signing.

Burrows 2/10 - Yes, he scored but his defending throughout was abject. They attacked him at will. Hamer did not help but one on one defending he is horrific. Better 2nd half at least.

Tanganga 1.5/10 - Dire. Awful touch, crude fouls and does not react to situations. 3rd goal what is he doing? Countless other errors and cant believe how bad he is on the ball. He is quickly turning into another disastrous signing.

McGuiness 3/10 - Static and they ran through us but thought Tanganga should have gone before him. He showed with tricky forwards, he struggles. Not sure he was our worst player though?!

Riedewald 1.5/10 - Ended up in this weird centre half position, even when we were 2-0 down. Never came off it and saw us have none of the ball. I don't get the fuss over him personally. Another slow, unfit player who does not pass forward and takes too many touches.

Rothwell 1.5/10 - Just stood in the centre circle and never got hold of the ball. Twice gave it away and nearly put them in. Had to play in the middle often on his own, due to the ridiculous shape. Had improved bit back to poor standards.

Hamer 4/10 - Our best player in that he at least passed it forward or tried things but his poor play contributed to the first goal. Some dreadful tackles and easily could have been sent off. He did have a few shots including on the goal but barely saw him last half hour. Number 20 for them was nearly as fat and out of shape as him! Did not defend at all and left Burrows to deal with stuff - he couldn't!

Chong 1.5/10 - He is laughably bad. Slow, weak and hates contact. He is so timid. Had one decent run but often just ran down blind alleys. He has no awareness or football brain. An awful signing.

Bamford 2/10 - Worse than Cannon tonight. Ball never stuck and he did not really offer much at all. Little service though.

Cannon 2.5/10 - He missed a really good easy chance and then never imposed himself. Just too weak and does not react. No anticipation and he is another that can't deal with physical stuff. He did set up the goal and had a header wide and a shot bit his overall game is completely lacking. Needs moving on. He is not the answer.

Subs

Peck 4/10 - Least got stuck in but he was careless on the ball and too slow to move it on. Saw some fight though.

Arblaster 4/10 - Tried to get on the ball and move it but too many sideways/backwards but he did not hide. Passes were too slow though and behind players. One good block.

Bindon 5/10 - Might have been our best outfield player! Low bar mind. He came out with the ball, showed a few clever skills and ended up as overlapping centre back. Got a whack but keot going.

Seriki 4/10 - Least tried to get down the right. Put a few decent balls in but got crowded out as they realised he was our main outlet.

Wilder 1.5/10 - Poor selection, poor tactics, poor coaching. No idea what we were trying to do first half? Players also looked disinterested and seemed to have downed tools and were not even running at times. He has a huge job to change a lot of personnel but also to come up with a better tactical plan. We have no idea how to get through teams or create things. It's hero ball or nothing. Worry when Hamer and maybe Brooks go, where we get any creativity from.

Ref was garbage too. Wilder was right on him.

Sorry, that's it. Nothing else to say. A waste of an evening. We have a massive amount of work to do thus summer. I wouldn't care if I never laid eyes in the majority of players after this season. Set of absolute unlikeable dross on the whole. 21 losses. More than anyone apart from Wednesday. A bunch of losers. Most need to be gone. Somehow.

Wilder will get start of next season but there are big questions against him for me? I am not sure he has that x factor anymore that he used to have. He will get the summer but we need to see something different in hie we play even if the personnel is massively changed round. We need a clear identity to how we play.
 



The initial team selection is as close to throwing a match unintentionally as it's possible to get. There was no feasible way for that team to attack other than lump it early at Bamford or constantly give to ball to Hamer. Both are low % options but we didn't even bother with trying. A couple of sideways, sideways, sideways, Burrows dink down the line to nobody was as good as it got.

The fact that was a team of the sorts of experienced Championship players the tame journo keeps writing about does make me worry even more for next season
 
Your overall analysis is, understandably, severely affected by the woeful first half. The second half was immeasurably better and the scores for the subs are way too harsh.

We just passed it side to side. Blackburn just sat back. There was no urgency and rarely a forward pass. Peck and Arblaster tool forever to.move it and neither tried to break through the lines. Can't recall one accurate forward pass that set anything up from either of them?

Bindon did ok I thought and Seriki tried but they doubled him up.

Second half we had more ball and play ad Blackburn had won the game and allowed us to have it. They did not need to attack. The notion we were so much better is only as they let us have it.

First half was totally wretched but 2nd half was average at best and boring to watch these laboured side to side stuff.
 
The initial team selection is as close to throwing a match unintentionally as it's possible to get. There was no feasible way for that team to attack other than lump it early at Bamford or constantly give to ball to Hamer. With are low % options but we didn't even bother with trying. A couple of sideways, sideways, sideways, Burrows dink down the line to nobody was as good as it got.

The fact that was a team of the sorts of experienced Championship players the tame journo keeps writing about does make me worry even more for next season

Yeah there is no structure to our play but he does not help himself with selections
 
We just passed it side to side. Blackburn just sat back. There was no urgency and rarely a forward pass. Peck and Arblaster tool forever to.move it and neither tried to break through the lines. Can't recall one accurate forward pass that set anything up from either of them?

Bindon did ok I thought and Seriki tried but they doubled him up.

Second half we had more ball and play ad Blackburn had won the game and allowed us to have it. They did not need to attack. The notion we were so much better is only as they let us have it.

First half was totally wretched but 2nd half was average at best and boring to watch these laboured side to side stuff.
I didn't see it that way at all. The second half was much better.

The first half was the kind of stuff that stops people supporting football.
 
I thought your report DB was spot on . It was just awful to watch. First half we were clueless. Up to now I have supported Wilder but now you are right, he has just lost it. Time for early retirement Chris . You don’t need the money or the stress . Just remember 24 million for Brewster who was awful. 10 million for Cannon who is a waste of time. We just can’t trust Wilder to spend decent money on anyone.
It is very depressing.
 
Mrs DJ had arranged a night out with some friends of ours ( that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it) so I reluctantly had to give the match a miss.
Sounds like I dodged a bullet.
 
Can't disagree with any of that Deaders, especially the Riedewald write up. Listening to Wilder it sounds like he's wanting to sign more players on the older, more experienced side and that won't be good. We're already slow, laborious, negative and predictable, not sure how a few more old farts will improve on that.

UTBFTP 👊👊👊
 
The only card Wilder has left to play is his love of the club which allegedly means that he is above average at motivation.
Once that's absent , like tonight , what he produces is utter garbage.

They play in a clueless fashion , bordering on the insane repetition of the same routines which produce nothing -
Do they think that by repeating the slow predictable patterns , a better performance will suddenly somehow happen ?

I am well & truly sick of Wilderball.

If he's allowed to stay and conduct the rebuild , he will have to up his coaching , fitness & motivational aspects.
In fact everything.

My worry is that the clueless absent owners are incapable of understanding what's actually going on in games like tonight's and in any case have wedded themselves to the Bettis/Wilder regime for the foreseeable future.

The sword of Damocles hangs not only over Wilder's head but also over our club.
We've reached the end of the PL £ years and there is now absolutely no room for mistakes or bad buys or inept management.

And yet recent evidence suggests we'll suffer all three.
I reckon it's 5/1 against that we'll regain our status as a "top half" Championship club - I don't believe the performance of the club from owners , through management , to players , actually deserves it.
So all I can hope is that we get lucky.
 
A dreadful dreadful performance.. that first half was the worst I’ve seen from us at Championship level since the 2010 / 11 season.

If even half the rumours are true about our transfer targets in the summer I am really worried about next season from a survival standpoint
 



The only card Wilder has left to play is his love of the club which allegedly means that he is above average at motivation.
Once that's absent , like tonight , what he produces is utter garbage.

They play in a clueless fashion , bordering on the insane repetition of the same routines which produce nothing -
Do they think that by repeating the slow predictable patterns , a better performance will suddenly somehow happen ?

I am well & truly sick of Wilderball.

If he's allowed to stay and conduct the rebuild , he will have to up his coaching , fitness & motivational aspects.
In fact everything.

My worry is that the clueless absent owners are incapable of understanding what's actually going on in games like tonight's and in any case have wedded themselves to the Bettis/Wilder regime for the foreseeable future.

The sword of Damocles hangs not only over Wilder's head but also over our club.
We've reached the end of the PL £ years and there is now absolutely no room for mistakes or bad buys or inept management.

And yet recent evidence suggests we'll suffer all three.
I reckon it's 5/1 against that we'll regain our status as a "top half" Championship club - I don't believe the performance of the club from owners , through management , to players , actually deserves it.
So all I can hope is that we get lucky.
Good post which sums it up. We still have a good squad and some good young players that can be brought on given the correct management. Not sure if Wilder is getting what he wants from the owners and is being mardy making the worst of the tools he has been given? Come on Chris, tell us what's going on!
 
If the first half is an indicator of what we're in for next season with "experienced players" then Wilder can go right now. Absolutely pathetic.
Riedewald far too deep, leaving Rothwell to be overrun on his own in midfield. Burrows was laughably bad defensively, Tanganga & McGuinness not much better. We just gave the ball away time after time.
Davies probably deserves more than 4/10 - made some decent saves but left completely exposed by the woeful defending in front of him.
 
Great report on Hjelde.
Took a couple of long throws and won a couple of headers. What else do you want him to say? He can't get a game in front of Burrows which says it all when he was signed as LB competition after the McCallum injury.

Another poor January signing, to go along with the 8 or 9'others since Jan 2025, that haven't kicked us on at all when we were in a good/great position to do so.
 
Slow play is now our m.o. Side to side is great if you have a midfield that can dissect a defence or forwards that make runs instead of being static. Maybe it's the players but we were like this in Wilders second term. I just wonder if it's the instructions from the coaching? Hmmmm.
P.s. spot on with the grades DB
 
Took a couple of long throws and won a couple of headers. What else do you want him to say? He can't get a game in front of Burrows which says it all when he was signed as LB competition after the McCallum injury.

Another poor January signing, to go along with the 8 or 9'others since Jan 2025, that haven't kicked us on at all when we were in a good/great position to do so.
Sad but true - there's no getting away from it unfortunately.
Great opportunities missed.
Constantly poor recruitment.
Awful football.
 
...sorry, I really cba to document the full game. I'll summarise and rate the set of useless twits.

I read that and just burst out laughing! 😂
 
Dreadful first half pedestrian slow backwards & sideways kack with no tempo , intensity or been will to win , looked like a dads vs lads match with fitness levels .. but Christ Chris that was a shocking team selection & will you please fuck right off this squad rotation match in match out bollocks ,
The 5 subs improved us but it was a token gesture on the first half capitulation … shite tonight & can’t defend the team selection , effort & general approach to tonight … out worked & well beaten by an average but lot harder working side
 
For Wilder to survive, and us to progress, he needs to completely change his backroom staff. Fitness woeful, so the conditioning coaching staff can go.

He needs fresh ideas, so that's the end of Knill.

As far as the players go, with the exception of the home grown lads, plus Cooper and Bamford, then they can all go for me.

None of them will live long in the memory.

Chong is on a par with Nosworthy for being absolutely pathetic, so I'll remember him.

Cannon has been here over 12 months, and is absolutely crap. It's as simple as that.

It's Wilder plus about 8 players for me - everyone else can go.

If Wilder doesn't like that idea, then he can go as well. He's had 3 goes at it now, and we're getting progressively worse.
 
With it being 3am in Asia to see the match, I opted to just sleep.

Sounds like a good decision!

By the looks of it the defence we’re doing the same!
 

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