VIEW FROM - Opponents wives and girlfriends.

[BigBed]

Sander doesn't have a wife yet but he's been invited to next weeks speed dating at the Manor Social.

He's also got complimentary tickets and 2-4-1 at City Sauna toneet, and front row seats at La Chambre, with visor included, for tomorrow afternoon.
Happy times.

 

[Bladepicker]

"Remember the days of Andy Taylor and Jordan Stewart? Well I'm actually better than them, that'show shit it was then"

Mrs JOC

 

[Bladepicker]

"Fucking hell fam, do you have to park so far away blud, I'm in me peng jimmy choos with the maaaasive heels. Wasteman."

Mrs Monk.

 

[Deaneandagana]

He told me before the game, that this was to be his greatest moment in his career, a day that would be remembered for ever & go down in the clubs history.

Mrs Lee Baxter

 

[Rodley]

“When he said he wanted to take his Mum out for a birthday treat, I didn’t expect a Guinness Punch at Barry’s”

Sandra Berge, 47, Oslo

 

[Rodley]

“You’d never know it was fashioned entirely from my surplus pubic hair”

Mrs Bannan

 

[Rodley]

“And after you’ve cleaned toilet, I WANT A FOOT MASSAGE, IT...AINT...ROCKET...SCIENCE”

Mrs L. De Goey

 

[west_yorks_blade]

‘I’d never been kidney punched while eating a three course dinner in the exec lounge of football ground before our Jamie played at Brammal Lane’

mrs vardy.

 

[North somerset blade]

‘Why do they call my hubby a porn star?‘

mrs farke (check us out on porn hub)

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

"Sheffield United are doing well, are any of them single?"

Mrs K Price.

 

[benn5712]

"No. Not many of your namesakes in Sheffield at all. But there's loads in Rotherham, Barnsley and South Barnsley."

Mrs R. Savage.

 

[Kenilworth]

Help, I’m being held hostage and having to listen to a continuous loop of Praise or Grumble.


Mrs Armed-Robber, Pitsmoor.

Didn’t know a hand could talk

 

[I should coco]

With apologies to Deaneandagana

He told me before the Walsall game, that this was to be his greatest moment in his career, a day that would be remembered for ever & go down in the clubs history.

Mrs D Givens

 

[I should coco]

With apologies to Deaneandagana

They told us before the West Brom game, that this was to be the greatest moments in their careers, a day that would be remembered for ever & go down in the clubs history.

Mrs P Suffo & Mrs G Santos

 

[Deaneandagana]

With apologies to Deaneandagana

They told us before the West Brom game, that this was to be the greatest moments in their careers, a day that would be remembered for ever & go down in the clubs history.

Mrs P Suffo & Mrs G Santos

Mrs Simmonsen deserves an honourable mention too

 

[Superblades]

“Stan loves it up here, he spends all his spare time at the world class boxing gym down the road, although he doesn’t half scare me when he gets in a temper these days”.

Stan Collymores girlfriend on his recent move to Sheffield.

 

[Sean Thornton]

When Stan said we were going dogging in Sheffield , I was hoping for a nice little Yorkshire Terrier.


Ulrika J.

 

[Sean Thornton]

When my husband said we’d never play United in the top flight again, I really didn’t think it’d turn out like this. Then the daft old get chucked himself in that little pool.

Mrs Sir Dave Mr Chairman Richards

 

[Sean Thornton]

Too many darkies

Mrs Forestfairy

 

[Ivanhoe]

Will you stop bullying our Dougie.

Mrs Naylor

 

[Bladepicker]

Mrs G Baldock

 

[I should coco]

He's still in bed at the moment and then he's got the dog to walk and his homework to do. He can come out and play after that, so please stop pestering or you'll all get a clip around the ear.

Mrs Roygbiv (Snr)

 

[diode_blade]

"it really is a problem, he won't stop overlapping the salt and pepper pots with the gravy jugs on the dinner table".

Mrs Knill.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bastard.

Mrs Squirrel.

 

[wadblade]

I would just like to thank David McGoldrick for recommending Derby County to us as a better prospect than Sheffield United
Regards
Mrs M Waghorn

 

[Russ]

His English has got worse. He now says things like “si thi” and “cheep butty”

Sander Berge’s Mum

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

- Said absolutely no one

Ever

 

[Cerberus Blade]

‘Such a shame that sexy West York’s blade will be at the match, was hopping to shag him silly while my husband plays football’

Delia Smith?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Delia Smith? View attachment 73476

Come on then love.
let’s be having you.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Come on then love.
let’s be having you.

Just watch out for that creme fraiche if you do WYB. She puts it on everything (then bites it off)!