VIEW FROM - Opponents wives and girlfriends.

[Sean Thornton]

We had a high old time in Sheffield, me and Jose.

“Charlie” Baxter (Miss)

 

[I should coco]

"I got a bit suspicious after he had an attempt at goal, then got a goal, then said he REALLY wanted a retriever type dog"

Mrs Sun Ji Hai

 

[Sean Thornton]

Please don’t refer to Jamie as “Ratboy”



Rebekah Vardy

( ps fuck you Victoria)

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

"I sent him for an haircut before he went to Sheffield for the BBC," said Mrs. Waddle, "I had to take his book about Jack Grealish off him."

 

[Hamburg Blade]

"Well, he did say we were going for a bite to eat"

Mrs Suarez

 

[I should coco]

"When he said he'd treat me to a slap up meal, I thought he meant a posh dinner"

Mrs Marlon King

 

[I should coco]

"I really didn't understand why he said 'don't unpack your bag love', "

Mrs John Ebrell

 

[I should coco]

"He was a pissed up badge kissing wanker"

The ex, Mrs Lee Hendrie

 

[Sean Thornton]

Said he'd pop a cap in my ass.....


Mrs Ranger.

 

[I should coco]

"The perfect husband; I can't understand a word he says"

Mrs P Beasley / Mrs J Lundstram / Mrs C Coady

 

[I should coco]

"That Chris Wilder knows nowt"

Mrs M Duffy

 

[I should coco]

"Actually, he has got a rather large proboscis and i have to thank the fans for bringing it to my attention"

Mrs I Rush

 

[I should coco]

"Who you looking at, twat?"

Mrs B Tightshirt (nee Whitehurst)

 

[Sean Thornton]

When he was managing up there he put miles on the car......


Mrs Pleat.

 

[I should coco]

"Are you still on that silly forum thingy? Get in here now!"

Mrs ISC

 

[I should coco]

When he was managing up there he put miles on the car......


Mrs Pleat.

Funny-ish but piss-poor Blade knowledge. I'm ashamed for you Sean Thornton , really ashamed....

I remember Leicseter away late 80s when we chanted this, way before he joined that lot. The 'slow driving' was mainly well before he ventured oop North.

Please don't be put off by your post being wildly inaccurate though, as this forum is not world renowned for it's factual accuracy.

( Revolution , Silent Blade - please keep an eye on this bloke)

 

[metalblade]

My husbands taken to wearing my knickers on his head since that Barber made him look a right cunt, Mrs Waddle.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

And he has the nerve to ask me to swallow...

Mrs Tarriciho

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Always on the pitch

Mrs Porter

 

[Houston_Blade]

Woman- “Is this praise and grumble?”

McCarthy - “yes, is it a praise or a grumble?”

Woman - “well er errmm I’m the current Mrs De Bruyne and er errmm I wanted to say how much I err errrm love Sheffield Wednesday, I errm particularly like their fans and errrrmm I’ve always followed them as my errrmmm second team since my sister went to Sheffield in 2004 for a holiday and errrrm told me how massive they were”

McCarthy- “Thanks for that, you sound a bit like a bloke who phones regularly but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt”

 

[Sean Thornton]

Funny-ish but piss-poor Blade knowledge. I'm ashamed for you Sean Thornton , really ashamed....

I remember Leicseter away late 80s when we chanted this, way before he joined that lot. The 'slow driving' was mainly well before he ventured oop North.

Please don't be put off by your post being wildly inaccurate though, as this forum is not world renowned for it's factual accuracy.

( Revolution , Silent Blade - please keep an eye on this bloke)

You know for certain he didn't do it whilst up here?

 

[Birdwell Blade]

This thread is absolutely brilliant! Not just for the actual funny ones early on, but the ones which have no likes as they get worse and worse. Somehow I find them funnier. People trying so hard to think of a funny one








Still thinking...

 

[Hamburg Blade]

This thread is absolutely brilliant! Not just for the actual funny ones early on, but the ones which have no likes as they get worse and worse. Somehow I find them funnier. People trying so hard to think of a funny one








Still thinking...

Eh? Aren't they real quotes?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Sander doesn't have a wife yet but he's been invited to next weeks speed dating at the Manor Social.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I'll never be able to show my face again after he shit himself on live tv.....


Mrs Waddle

Beat me to it.

Shame for Waddle its true.

 

[Ivanhoe]

He’s not dead...

Mrs J Charlton

 

[CornwallBlade]

“Well, that’s a bit more than I expected when he said I should have a splash of Hendo’s relish on my baps!”

Deliah Smith

 

[8lade]

"I left a 20 pound on the side, has anyone seen it" Mrs Carvalhal

"No matter where is, is still 20 pound."
Can't think of a good respondent.

 

[Davalon]

'Since he went up there nobody has seen him.'

Mrs D Hammond.

'I know what you mean'.

Mrs R Holmes.

 

[Davalon]

'After he signed for them he gave me the elbow.'

Mrs C Morgan/Mrs D Henderson