Shirecliffe this morning

[Upton_Blade]

Well whatever debt theyre in clearly they're doing better than our idiot owners...

Erm I'd love to see your reasoning behind that statement outside of the superficial stuff.

Let's just look at the facts shall we? When they bought Burnley the club was approx £45m in the black. They then bought the club and loaded the price of the transaction on the club via a, now outlawed, leveraged buy out meaning Burnley went from being £45m in the black to £135m in the red almost overnight.

It may look like they are better off financially than us at present but if they don't go straight back up this year, and subsequently lose their parachute payments, like we have this year then they are absolutely fucked.

But yeah they've signed Anel so they must be so much better off than we are .

 

[s20Blade]

I was out dogging the other night and heard that we was trying to Ram Anel through but lost out to someone else bigger.

I also overheard a guy in a gimp suit saying that everyone there was dressed as a woman but had a cock.

Make of it what you will.

 

[Half Bond Jls]

I was out dogging the other night and heard that we was trying to Ram Anel through but lost out to someone else bigger.

I also overheard a guy in a gimp suit saying that everyone there was dressed as a woman but had a cock.

Make of it what you will.

That was me in the gimp suit.

 

[s20Blade]

That was me in the gimp suit.

Nice arse btw xx

 

[Keen Blade]

The guy pictured in Spain? And Wit called him the saviour, got to be something happening because Wilder would have walked if there was no sign of better on the horizon

When Wilder walks it's usually for £4m and we certainly can't afford that just now

 

[Sean Thornton]

When Wilder walks it's usually for £4m and we certainly can't afford that just now

Just P45 him from a different company with no asssts!

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Heard something similar in Dempseys bogs earlier, definitely summat about two blokes and one taking charge and the other getting shafted

Very good!

 

[Keen Blade]

A bad shag is better than a good wank?

Honkers aren't necessarily bad shags , some are brilliant at expressing gratitude

 

[Maurice Maurice]

I was in Grocery Outlet in Walla Walla about an hour ago and was happy to see they had red Leicester cheese back on the shelf. Strange place, it had Youngs fish fingers a bit back and I bought 20 boxes I was so happy.

Anyway, red LEICESTER has me confident that Souttar will be incoming this week. The cheese has gone up from $3.99 to $4.49, just like the price for Soutts went up so if that's not more than a coincidence, I don't know what is.

Orville in rehab...

 

[I should coco]

I popped into Screwfix this morning and overheard a bloke on the phone, telling someone about how he’s had shits for the past week and only just getting over it.

True story.

Didn’t know him, but I genuinely believed him and he spoke in some detail.

My mate was in Screwfix this morning and was ringing me for an update on his serious medical condition. Reet serious!
He told me about some ear wigging perv, who was playing trouser billiards and obvoiusly getting off on his condition.

He did confirm that he had reported it to the Screwfix staff, who immediately passed the security ffotage to Plod, so the miscreant can expect a right good finger wagging in about 18 months time.

 

[brownblade]

I had to stop the car earlier because some guy was riding his bike slowly, veering around in front of me, before literally stopping in the middle of the road, to lean down and try and fix the gears or something.

In a surprisingly caring voice I just said "Careful mate". He looked at me and aggressively shouted "Fuck Off" as loud as he could. With my wife and kids also in the car.

True story. And presumably he was talking about COH.

 

[Woodys Thunderbolt]

A bad shag is better than a good wank?

Not too sure about that, you seen the state of some birds these days, 20 stone and rising.

 

[I should coco]

I had to stop the car earlier because some guy was riding his bike slowly, veering around in front of me, before literally stopping in the middle of the road, to lean down and try and fix the gears or something.

In a surprisingly caring voice I just said "Careful mate". He looked at me and aggressively shouted "Fuck Off" as loud as he could. With my wife and kids also in the car.

True story. And presumably he was talking about COH.

Following the death of my wife. 15 children, dog, cat and budgie, in a tragic, yet poorly publicised meteor impact, I tried to cycle for help.

Some grandstanding twat in a big fancy limo pulled up, showing off that he still had a wife and kids, and in a reet patronising way spat out a condecending 'careful mate'.

I have to admit that on top of my recent losses, the fact it turned a bit parky, and a sore cok from wanking too much last week, I really lost it.

Soz.

 

[brownblade]

Following the death of my wife. 15 children, dog, cat and budgie, in a tragic, yet poorly publicised meteor impact, I tried to cycle for help.

Some grandstanding twat in a big fancy limo pulled up, showing off that he still had a wife and kids, and in a reet patronising way spat out a condecending 'careful mate'.

I have to admit that on top of my recent losses, the fact it turned a bit parky, and a sore cok from wanking too much last week, I really lost it.

Soz.

Ah shit. Now I feel bad for marching you into that café and bog washing you before the mandatory double kidney punch.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Take this for what it's worth because I'm not claiming to have any inside line on it, but after being around Shirecliffe today, there was a lot of chatter that was interesting

It was more around what happens to the current ownership.

Over heard teo blokes in Sheffield United jackets talking about the current structure may not permanent, and that conversations have apparently been taking place about bringing another party into the ownership rather than Rosen and Eltoukhy simply carrying on as they are.

There was even a suggestion that someone who has been involved with United before has been sounding people out about what is happening. Not saying it's McCabe or Prince Abdullah because I don't know who they were referring to. But the suggestion was that the people currently running the club may be looking at their options rather than fighting this.

One comment I heard was basically that "there's going to be a different name in charge before Christmas".

Could be complete bollocks obviously.

Take it with a massive pinch of salt, but thought I'd put it out there. Its definitely interesting.

Since moving from leaf to teabags, I now conduct my uncannily accurate mystical predictions via close examination of my post breakfast foulings. This morning they told me exactly this, virtually word for word.

 

[dexter101]

Since moving from leaf to teabags, I now conduct my uncannily accurate mystical predictions via close examination of my post breakfast foulings. This morning they told me exactly this, virtually word for word.

Ah, the rumours are true. The secret yorkshire teabag network for allowing the high and mighty of Yorkshire to communicate exists and you have access.

 

[Keen Blade]

Not too sure about that, you seen the state of some birds these days, 20 stone and rising.

My Mum always told me - if you're ever lose your way trying to shag a fat bird - tell her to fart and give you a clue.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I was out dogging the other night and heard that we was trying to Ram Anel through but lost out to someone else bigger.

I also overheard a guy in a gimp suit saying that everyone there was dressed as a woman but had a cock.

Make of it what you will.

Did you get any ITK info from Shackleton?

 

[Shawy24]

Take this for what it's worth because I'm not claiming to have any inside line on it, but after being around Shirecliffe today, there was a lot of chatter that was interesting

It was more around what happens to the current ownership.

Over heard teo blokes in Sheffield United jackets talking about the current structure may not permanent, and that conversations have apparently been taking place about bringing another party into the ownership rather than Rosen and Eltoukhy simply carrying on as they are.

There was even a suggestion that someone who has been involved with United before has been sounding people out about what is happening. Not saying it's McCabe or Prince Abdullah because I don't know who they were referring to. But the suggestion was that the people currently running the club may be looking at their options rather than fighting this.

One comment I heard was basically that "there's going to be a different name in charge before Christmas".

Could be complete bollocks obviously.

Take it with a massive pinch of salt, but thought I'd put it out there. Its definitely interesting.

May I enquire what you were doing up Snipers Alley and whether it was official.

 

[Chris the Blade]

My mate was in Screwfix this morning and was ringing me for an update on his serious medical condition. Reet serious!
He told me about some ear wigging perv, who was playing trouser billiards and obvoiusly getting off on his condition.

He did confirm that he had reported it to the Screwfix staff, who immediately passed the security ffotage to Plod, so the miscreant can expect a right good finger wagging in about 18 months time.

Just as an aside, would you go to Screwfix or B&Q for some emulsion?

 

[Valley Blade]

When Wilder walks it's usually for £4m and we certainly can't afford that just now

It wasn't £4m. Stop making things up.

 

[diode_blade]

My Mum always told me - if you're ever lose your way trying to shag a fat bird - tell her to fart and give you a clue.

But not after she's had a curry

 

[Bladedog]

It wasn't £4m. Stop making things up.

How much was it?

 

[Valley Blade]

How much was it?

£1.8m

 

[ThatJa]

May I enquire what you were doing up Snipers Alley and whether it was official.

Football tournament

There were two academy games on at the same time too.

 

[Bladesman]

Football tournament

There were two academy games on at the same time too.

But can you confirm that you are not the sniper?