VIEW FROM - Opponents wives and girlfriends.

[Cheesebored]

This thread has tickled me and has a lot of life left in it yet, brilliant!

Are we still on about Bannans hair?

 

[Grappler]

"We met at school, I always called him "Lurpak", not because he was so smooth, but because he had butter fingers, nothings changed" Cameron Dawson's girlfriend.

 

[blade too long]

You go too Barry . They might sign you we could use the money and I'm sick of tuna

Mrs Bannon

 

[BushBlade]

You’d think being a footballer would get him a bit of fanny.

Barry Bannan’s hand.

 

[FredZeppelin]

Is there a Premier Inn?

Natasha Massey

 

[Billyblade]

"He won't pay for my cataracts removing, can't understand why"

Vanesa Mansilla

 

[wizadry]

She’s from Rawmarsh. How do you think he got a work permit?

I have zero interest in that daft lumps bird so fuck knows mate.

 

[Nick Jansky]

You’d think being a footballer would get him a bit of fanny.

Barry Bannan’s dog.

Fixed it for you.

 

[blade too long]

No one will pick on your ears .love

Mrs keown

 

[BushBlade]

I have zero interest in that daft lumps bird so fuck knows mate.

It was a joke......

 

[wizadry]

It was a joke...... ☹

It flew over my head mate and I realised after.

 

[blade too long]

So your saying all around bramall lane is tee total .thats good for you love

Mrs Merson

 

[Tarqs]

"Honey, I've found another one of your shirt buttons" - Mrs Crooks.

 

[Cheesebored]

Sign for them Eric, the access stairs in the stand are much wider there.
Mrs Dier

 

[Sean Thornton]

Moved to Sheffield, two days later the fat bent nosed twat says he's dropped a right bollock.


Mrs Bruce

 

[Sean Thornton]

He fella Ina the centro acircle anda he a gotta shit onna hos shorts.... dirty pigs


Mrs Aguero

 

[Sean Thornton]

It flew over my head mate and I realised after.

Cameron?

 

[dazzlingblade]

‘Such a shame that sexy West York’s blade will be at the match, was hopping to shag him silly while my husband plays football’

Mr Thomas Hitzlsperger

Edited for realism

 

[BushBlade]

Cameron?

It flew over my head mate and I realised after.

Wildsmith the other night.

 

[benn5712]

"You're going to be a pretend taxi driver?!!
Well, Don't make a habit of it".

Mrs G. Monk.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'll never be able to show my face again after he shit himself on live tv.....


Mrs Waddle

 

[Sean Thornton]

Please please please someone give him a job and get him out of the house.


Mrs Megson

 

[Ecco1889]

what are all these empty bottles in my conservatory?

Mrs Brian the blade

 

[Original United]

Got punched in the Kidney's always preferred Wednesday

 

[BushBlade]

what are all these empty bottles in my conservatory?

Mrs Brian the blade

Tell me about it

Mrs Bryan Robson

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Hope the a&e is up to scratch.
Mrs Collymore

 

[Sean Thornton]

Loving the inside toilets

Mrs Nuhiu

 

[Sean Thornton]

I own ground, you pay me, you pay me now.

Mrs Chansiri

 

[Sean Thornton]

Help, I’m being held hostage and having to listen to a continuous loop of Praise or Grumble.


Mrs Armed-Robber, Pitsmoor.

 

[I should coco]

"He hasn't got a magic hat and he doesn't head bricks. He does piss on the toilet floor though, after he's had a few"

Alex Greenwood (Mrs JOC)