United players you just didn't like?

[Inter_blade83]

Michael Twiss

Or as my uncle called him, Michael Twirl as he was as useful as a chocolate teapot

 

[Hague Blade]

There was certainly something about Twiss, the useless get. Looked him up on Wikipedia and he only played twelve games for us, scoring one goal. He must have had something 'special' about him to get so many people's backs up in such a short stay.

 

[corkysbeard]

The wanka that is wally downes also Andy fucking useless leaning.

 

[Snowman]

Westlake
Harper
Steve Neville (if anyone can remember him) but purely cos he shagged my girlfriend's younger sister the bubble permed hair southern lucky cunt.

 

[shorehamview]

Terry Fucking Curran. All the rest pale into insignificance. Curran was, and still is, the worst vermin ever to wear the hallowed stripes of Sheffield United. Until we sign someone of similar verminitude like John Terry or Luis Suarez then it’s Curran all the way.

 

[I should coco]

I remember his comments on Radio Sheffield after we had played Watford, totally racist and can't be repeated but still most amusing . Times have changed!

He said it was like a scene from the film Zulu because they had several excellent black players besieging our goal (Blisset/Barnes et al). Whilst highlighting their colour was perhaps not the most appropriate thing to do, I don't remember him saying much else.
He was brilliant and restricted Watford to 5. We really would have been hammered that day without him.

There's far too many to mention

I would suggest there is more that I haven't liked than what I have

That is sad.

Actually desperately sad, if there are more players you dislike than like. I can be a right arse sometimes, but if that was ever the case for me, than I would really would pack it in.

Terry Fucking Curran. All the rest pale into insignificance. Curran was, and still is, the worst vermin ever to wear the hallowed stripes of Sheffield United. Until we sign someone of similar verminitude like John Terry or Luis Suarez then it’s Curran all the way

Good point, well made.

Short of signing Tevez or Madine, I can't think of anybody who come near Curran.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Who was that guy we signed from QPR, a black lad, midfielder, who just did nothing of note? About 10 years ago?

 

[super_pig]

Who was that guy we signed from QPR, a black lad, midfielder, who just did nothing of note? About 10 years ago?

legertwood

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has Jordan Slew been covered yet?

The original Che Adams. And that's one prick I'm ITK on. He couldn't wait to fuck off from United. Bertie Big Bollocks cunt.

 

[Rob86]

Dean Hammond hands down for me. Over the hill. Fucking Shit. Adkins love child. Hated and not wanted. Took another years money knowing all of the above and all the while laughing at the club.

 

[FattyFatterson]

It's not really trolling just because I have a different opinion.

I don't like Sharp

I did love Henderson

I do think we will lose Saturday

Someone's after a bit of attention.

 

[stringer]

Jonathan Hunt.

 

[blade.i.am]

John Ryan. Can't be many players that can miss penalties in two consecutive games.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Lee Hendrie. Saw him in a preseason friendly against Alfreton, he asked their centre half if he knew who he was and then told him he was on 15 grand a week. He proceeded to do fuck all (apart from moan at every decision) and then got subbed. I didn't think I could dislike the cunt any more, until he took his shirt off and threw it to the ground as he was walking off. The fact he went bankrupt was some sort of poetic justice.

 

[Born on Bramall Lane]

Dave Munks, Chris Guthrie , Nyron Nosworthy, Dean Hammond, Martin Woolford, Michael Higdon. Simmondson. However by a country mile the man described as a striker, Feed the fish and he will score Connor Sammon. Oh and Lee Hendrie he was crap as well.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Dean Henderson - loved to leave us in the shit by getting banned for elbowing opposition.

Darius.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Jonathan Hunt. Ian Hamilton.

Iain Hamilton.
Unless you mean Chico?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Three posts this morning. United to lose 3-0 tomorrow, this and you "loved" Darius Henderson. You need to put a bit more effort into your trolling, old boy.

Still smarting after last Sunday, eh?

Well spotted Fenoughty.

 

[RealMcCoy]

Tony McMahon
Made me depressed.

 

[Kivo Blade]

Ben done? No Phil McCracken jokes please he was gash. Young defender when Colin was in charge. Everyone could see he was shit from the first moment except warnock!

 

[United Aren't Back.]

He was more orange than Dale Winton.

Or than Ian Paisley.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Danny Cullip. Played against him in Sussex County League friendly, early noughties. I was in my early 40's. Slow,with no skill (me and him).He was utter tripe. Couldn't believe it when he signed for us. In fact I was disgusted, put me off us for a week.

That was when he left us. ☺ A bit like Grandfather Clough and that defender Andy Butler was it?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

There is one player that really should have been on that list. A player who came in on big wages, looked slow, unfit and disinterested and in the final game of the Nigel Adkins game, saw his number flash up on the board as he was about to get hauled off to a cacaphony of boos and abuse. He momentarily stop with one hand behind his back about to flick the v sign at the home supporters, thought better of it and trudged off the pitch. If he had flicked the v sign he would have been quicker out of the door than Dean Hammond when our saviour finally arrived.

Woolford?
Or are we on about someone else?

 

[brownie4583]

Leigertwood,Wally Downes,Craig Beattie,Ray McHale and Pedro Verde

 

[Bladepicker]

Some great shouts on here. Plenty of shite that left me depressed like those mentioned and Marcus fucking Williams but I didn't hate as much as pity them.

I hated those who didn't put the effort.in and clearly didn't give a shit.

Jose is near the top but I think I'd have to give it to Febian Brandy. What a twat.

 

[IMABLADE]

Billy Sharp

Joke?

 

[Baxter]

Tommy Mooney.
Still to this day don't understand why he took the last minute free kick at Anfield in the league cup semi and not Michael Brown.
Always thought he cost us a final spot.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Iain Hamilton.
Unless you mean Chico?

No, definitely Ian Richard Fucking Hamilton. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Hamilton_(footballer,_born_1967)

 

[JJBlade]

That is sad.

Actually desperately sad, if there are more players you dislike than like. I can be a right arse sometimes, but if that was ever the case for me, than I would really would pack it in.



I'm not sure why it's sad.
Most of the time for the last fifty years to my knowledge, we've had very few HALF decent teams. I'm talking about "half decent" teams here, not good teams.
There is no such thing as a VERY GOOD Sheffield United team in most peoples living memory.

We've had a couple of HALF decent sides at Championship or League One level, a couple of useful players turn up now and then (not worldbeaters) but they are usually surrounded by shit

It's been extremely rare over the last 50 years that we've even had a HALF decent team at SECOND Division level, let alone a HALF decent team at the top level.

If you can only muster a couple of HALF decent teams at Second or Third Division level in 50 years and ONE half decent First Division team in that amount of time it's not going to be surprising that most players to ever pull on our jersey are going to be pretty forgettable

 

[Danetheblade]

Nyron nosworthy. Sure they missed a T on his birth certificate.. your guess as to where.